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From the creators of Godhand, Madworld, DMC and the like. Platinum games came up with the insane idea of making a game about a woman with not only guns in her hands, BUT ON HER FEET. GUNS ON HER FUCKING FEET.

Gentlemen, I bring you Bayonetta

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-bayonetta/49851?type=flv

I doubt I'm the first person to have made this connection but...





EDIT: Of course this could also be because it's the first game I've seen to have had a dark haired maturely aged woman wearing glasses as a main character.

Meh. I no longer own a 360 and I've never owned a PS3, though I'm sure this game will kick some degree of ass or something.
author=Orig link=topic=3899.msg77950#msg77950 date=1243890662
...I'm sure this game will kick some degree of ass...

My thoughts exactly. I'll probably check this out.
Ark
Wario's-a number one!
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You guys are missing one key component. It's made by Sega, which means it will be plagued with insanely long load times, glitches of all sorts... And of course shitty Lip Syncing.
author=Ark link=topic=3899.msg78008#msg78008 date=1243912683
It's made by Sega.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum_Games

Get the fuck out.
Ark
Wario's-a number one!
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author=Darken link=topic=3899.msg78010#msg78010 date=1243912737
author=Ark link=topic=3899.msg78008#msg78008 date=1243912683
It's made by Sega.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum_Games

Get the fuck out.

Sorry, its being published by sega. But if its Platinum games, here is hoping its great. But I'm still thinking Sega will fuck it up like they do with every game they even have some sort of stake in.
Uh how? You sound like you're talking about Sonic Team or something. Lately Sega's just been an average publisher, plus Valkyria Chronicles is said to be a pretty good game.

Anyway, the character design for this game is pretty insane. Usually I'm the one to always bitch about ridiculous character concepts, but I'm pretty sure the idea here is to make it AS CURRRAAZZZYYY AS POSSIBLE. DMC doesn't even come close.

Apparently her hair is her suit or some shit, and she's a witch.
What's special about this, exactly? It looks like Devil May Cry starring a porn star librarian with absurdly long legs.
WITH GUNS ON HER GODDAMN FEET.
author=Darken link=topic=3899.msg78028#msg78028 date=1243913995
WITH GUNS ON HER GODDAMN FEET.

LASER FEET?!
author=Nightblade link=topic=3899.msg78025#msg78025 date=1243913924
What's special about this, exactly? It looks like Devil May Cry starring a porn star librarian with absurdly long legs.
Gamers like this.

Put guns in fingernails, ridiculous 200 hit combos, hot females, and there you go. You have pleased the crowd.

I am just telling it like it is...don't shoot me...with your laser feet...
I love Devil May Cry, so I will probably like this, but the character design is awful. It isn't sexy or funny or ironic. It's just stupid.
what is it with video game women and really terrible make-up?
author=brandonabley link=topic=3899.msg78219#msg78219 date=1244003895
I love Devil May Cry, so I will probably like this, but the character design is awful. It isn't sexy or funny or ironic. It's just stupid.

But...guns on her feet.

author=geodude link=topic=3899.msg78220#msg78220 date=1244003948
what is it with video game women and really terrible make-up?

what is it with women and really terrible make-up?
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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What is it with women and make-up?
What is is with women YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING.

Eh, this game doesn't really look too exciting to me. Probs. because my daily life is 100x as cool I'm sure it'll still be a competent game but yeah the main character definitely cheapens the experience at first glance, anyway. I'm sure a lot of other (non'gamer') people's very first thoughts were "hm stars a hot woman, game's gonna suck"
Sounds like a great rental, hehe. I will enjoy killing hordes of baddies with my LASER FEET for a few days, then return the game and not experience any dreadful buyer's remorse. Hooray ;D!
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