THE HOLY CHURCH OF RMN

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tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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Let us not forget the great Don Miguel, who parted the seas between Japan and Russia and led Rm2k out of obscurity and into the light. Aremen.
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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Aremen.

You must be wary, Brother Tardis.
tardis
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
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Brother Chaos, I thank you for catching that one. I must be more vigilant in the future.
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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We all must be wary of the corrupting influence of the Outside.
What's with Ralph? Is he related to Alex and/or Aluxes?
I see the light now!
How now I see my ways of old as devilish! What a fool I was to think that Ralph was superior to Alex. I REPENT.
Pastor Kentona, answer me this question - Are we not forsaking the name of the Great Alex by not including him in our games? Are we not straying away from our almighty, and delving into the forbidden 'Era of Rudra'?
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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Rudra is but a facet of Alex, for Alex is in all pixels, and all pixels are of Alex.
So, you're saying that the Tales of Phantasia chapsets used in RPG MAKER games are the Great Alex? I am enlightened now.
I... I am lost... Someone... Please teach me the new way....
Don Miguel...The Messiah...
I will assure all you deluded NPCs that Don Miguel is NOT The Messiah, but He, whose name is too Holy to even grasp... RPG Advocate. NPCs, will you not join me, a Hero unit, on the quest to building RTP world maps and towns and dungeons for the Almighty? Glory be unto Him!

The Great RPG Advocate commands thou musicians to play mystery4.mid AND castle2.mid at the Holy Church of RMN. Come, for if we please our Holy RPG Advocate, we shall be granted with a NEW RPG Maker translation in the near future, so we can learn about what makes Him so special, a divine message from our Almighty Lord.

NPC Brothers and Sisters, hold on to your copies of RPG Maker 2003 and RPG Maker XP, for there are false RM's that preach of a false idol and prophet, that there is none other than RPG Advocate worthy of such a possible title.

On Sundays, we'll have a RM2k3 and RMXP study session, so we can get closer to the deep and meaningful message of our Lord and Savior, RPG Advocate.

Aremen.
May the ways of Game Maker be included in this religion?
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... NPC Brothers and Sisters, hold on to your copies of RPG Maker 2003 and RPG Maker XP, for there are false RM's that preach of a false idol and prophet, that there is none other than RPG Advocate worthy of such a possible title.

On Sundays, we'll have a RM2k3 and RMXP study session, so we can get closer to the deep and meaningful message of our Lord and Savior, RPG Advocate.

Aremen.

And for those like me who still use the HOLY RM2K?
Those who still believe in the words of the Saint Don Miguel?
Alex has the power to punish people over the internet! Look what he wrote under AFD's avatar!
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post=113192
... NPC Brothers and Sisters, hold on to your copies of RPG Maker 2003 and RPG Maker XP, for there are false RM's that preach of a false idol and prophet, that there is none other than RPG Advocate worthy of such a possible title.

On Sundays, we'll have a RM2k3 and RMXP study session, so we can get closer to the deep and meaningful message of our Lord and Savior, RPG Advocate.

Aremen.
And for those like me who still use the HOLY RM2K?
Those who still believe in the words of the Saint Don Miguel?

We now live in the times where we need not other prophets but one;His Holiness RPG Advocate. RM2K is the language of the traitor in the doctrines of RPG Advocate, a sure-way ticket to landing in a pre-made map of Dungeon.png tileset (full of lakes of fires) for those who choose to not listen to the Lord RPG Advocate. Don Miguel has NO son, but RPG Advocate does (it is none other than Kentona, who uses RM2k3 alot and produces so many quality games with it, who knew?).
AFrenchDreamer
plz send msg for internet grl shmoozing tipz
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I say that this church should should have a symbol just like christianity has its cross.

The symbol should be a facepalm image.

And at the ends of our prayers to Don Miguel the messiah and enterbrain (The Holy Spirit) we should say "Welp" instead of "Amen".

Our bibles are the help files of our rpgmakers.

We must also spread and follow the "Ten Commandments" of this church.

1. Thou shall not be a troll

2. Thou shall not use Rudra Graphics in his/her game

and the others but those are the main two.

Amen-I mean welp..
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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post=113604
Amen-I mean welp..


Be wary of this false "welp" - it is the mark of the anti-Aluxes.

You must always end prayer with "Aremen".
AFrenchDreamer
plz send msg for internet grl shmoozing tipz
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It seems I have made a mistake brother Chaos.

I shalt fix this....Aremen.

It must of been the work of anti-Aluxes and the False RTP.
Those harlots of old....

If I keep making mistakes the great Don Miguel will surely rain down his fire BattleAnimations on me.

Aremen..
The one true welp belongs to YDS and YDS only.
AFrenchDreamer
plz send msg for internet grl shmoozing tipz
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Third commandment,

Thou shall not use the "steal" command.