LET'S DISCUSS COMICBOOK PLOTS!

This is a non-serious discussion only.
It's for a yet undisclosed reason. However, I would like to discuss comicbook plots.
Let's come up with some really retarded super hero comicbook plot!
This is not like the RMN Chain story or whatever. Instead, let's be vague instead of writing a story line by line.
For example, I say that the hero starts in a bank to withdraw his government check, and the next person says that the line is really long and boring, and the next person says, the hero finally gets to the front of the line and the bank closes because it's 5pm. Etc...

LET'S START THIS STORY!
Our hero gets out of bed and has a sore back from sleeping funny the night before...

After a shower, he made breakfast for all of his guests.

All the super villains of the city were definitely not invited, which caused them to riot.

even Malificent was there, but no one knew of her evil yet, so she managed to escape the list. Mwahaha.

(Versalia, this is dumb on purpose---but it does have a secret purpose! Contribute lots! ;) )

Then the guests and butler leave. The hero locks up his house and uses his powers to get into the city, all set for another day of heroic activity...