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Tom Tom's quest for an delayed onion shipment sets him on a path into the dark heart of the American Dream.

FEATURES:
- An almost 5-minute RPG
- Innovotive battle system takes place entirely in the fifth dimension, beyond the reach of human ken
- A game created in the proper dialectical spirit: rather than kowtow to bourgeois concepts of 'immersion', 'depth', 'gameplay' or 'quality' this game powerfully confronts the player with cumbersome controls, tiny text and frequent bugs. No longer being sated and tranquilized by the comforting norms of traditional 'entertainment', the perspacious gamer rises above, spirit renewed and heart soaring with dreams of the revolution!

WHERE BUTTON TO PRESS HE;P
arrow keys - move
z - interact
x - items
esc - menu

ENTER YOU DOOM

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revolt from cerebellum

catmitts
1 post(s)
06/21/2010 05:35 PM
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I found a review of Veggie Tales 3D on Czech gaming website hrej.cz and when I ran it through google translate the opening paragraph was

"Have you ever been that the vegetables should have rights? Maybe you will come as a total nonsense, but you can be sure that while you're reading this text, in the kitchen with your cauliflower indulges wild ideas about freedom and pumpkins meanwhile formulates initial ideas of the revolution. However, it is facing a revolt due to beat her from all other kvÄ›tÃ¡kovÃ½ch and cerebellum."

which is actually better than the game it's about. I'm not neing snarky I just think this paragraph owns..... well thats it from me......... see you next time Have fun Enjoy da summer.... Drink that Wine....

the class strugge vividly portrayed!

immersive tolkeinish landscape. meet all your favorite trolls and orc's

can you solve the mystery of the missing onions?

custom ageing system lets you age in real-time as you play

Completed
Developercatmitts
EngineAdventure Game Studio
GenreRPG
Date Added01/26/2010 07:07 PM
Date Updated10/01/2023 01:29 PM
Date Completed01/26/2010
Profile Views53237
Subscribers9
Total Downloads461

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Deacon Batista

complete b00n

1055

01/26/2010 10:56 PM

''Do You Never Change'' X-D

calunio

Shamed

10439

01/26/2010 10:59 PM

Where can I download 3D glasses?

catmitts

4952

01/26/2010 11:02 PM

just get some green and red transparent paper and move them around in front of the screen as you play

actually i dont have 3d glasses either but someone who does tell me if they work haha

Deacon Batista

complete b00n

1055

01/26/2010 11:05 PM

That's District Attorney download to you! o/

Answer: You can download it right here AFTER the download has been approved by staff. You can only submit a download AFTER the gamepage has been approved. It is not possible to submit both at the same time. Gamepage first, then download link. WAit until tomorrow or so I guess.

Deacon Batista

complete b00n

1055

01/26/2010 11:06 PM

Oh, ''glasses''.... now I understand. Don't have some either.... ;-(

catmitts

4952

01/26/2010 11:07 PM

alternatively you can get it here http://gamejolt.com/freeware/games/veggie-tales-3d/download/1484/

also gamejolt gives me ad revenue monies per click so bup on that shit

NicoB

3056

01/27/2010 03:29 AM

I'll spam it and make you a fortune.

Healy

5870

01/27/2010 10:10 PM

I'm kinda stuck. How do you placate the punks so that you can go to Mopland?

catmitts

4952

01/27/2010 10:14 PM

go to the mines and get the tickets to the cramps concert (rip lux interior), then go into the middle of the punk/greaser war and use the tickets

Healy

5870

01/28/2010 01:24 AM

Thanks! I finished the game. It's pretty amusing, if also a little annoying.

catmitts

4952

01/28/2010 01:44 AM

thanks, i sorta left it deliberately unpolished and poorly-designed because i kind of like really horrible and inexplicable games more than good ones nowadays (or "good" ones if you want, ps everyone play molasses meow for excellent example of this principle in action http://rpgmaker.net/games/1619/). also i was lazy

Xanedil