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In a distant kingdom, in the quite castle city of Hicksville, there lives a brave Brightblade knight known as.. well.. whatever you name him.
And he must embark on a journey to SAVE THE WORLD!!
Or... something like that.. (Full disclosure: it's a challenge just to journey out your front door)

(It has a trailer, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFar0KaePeU )

"What The Hell??!!" is (probably) the only game where you can destroy the entire world from a inside a tavern. Or depopulate the royal navy by making the wrong decision. Or get to the end-credits within 90 seconds of starting.

It's a game about choices, where your choices matter.
Yes, a lot of games promise that, but not every game asks the question: Should you roast your head in the fireplace or not?

WARNING: This game has been reasonably described by my beta-testers (aka ex-friends) as "extra-strength stupid" and should not be played by anyone with a sense of humor that's evolved past that of a grade-schooler.


Listen to these actual quotes from real people who have actually played this game:
"Oh @$%* you."
-CallmeDoc


"Welp, I think I think I'm done playing this."
-Austin (ex-friend)

"Why do you keep making these?! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
-Arashi(former roommate)

"Exploration has never been that hilarious!"
-Moarv (probably insane)


THIS, TOO, CAN BE YOU!!


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All conjecture aside, the game is not to be taken too seriously.
It's ostensibly an Rpg with Randomly-Generated Dungeons, but combat isn't going to be the main focus of the quest. It's mostly about exploring the world, and exploring the different paths each encounter can go, and just how many different ways you can see the Game Over screen.

Word to the wise: Save Frequently.



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LOL!I'm gonna take a look at the game~! (´∀` )
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12896
What The Hell??!!
Please let me know what you think, and if there's any glitches! Some people can't get it to even run.
Can send all complaints/comments to blazebat@yahoo.com
shayoko
We do not condone harassing other members by PM.
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i don't think ill ever stop being surprised games are still made for the 200? engines XD MV is out its time to upgrade :D
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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author=shayoko
i don't think ill ever stop being surprised games are still made for the 200? engines XD MV is out its time to upgrade :D


I love old as much as I love new. RM2K, 2K3, XP, VXA, I almost wish I could get a copy of RM95. And I love Unreal. They're all really a lot of fun to play with.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12896
author=shayoko
i don't think ill ever stop being surprised games are still made for the 200? engines XD MV is out its time to upgrade :D

Why?
author=shayoko
i don't think ill ever stop being surprised games are still made for the 200? engines XD MV is out its time to upgrade :D


MV certainly looks shiny, and I might get it just to port "Quest for the Poopy Diaper" to mobile (just for the hilarity of watching people pay a buck for the dumbest game ever made), but...

There's something very warm about these stupidly pixelated sprites. It's got a charm I can't give up yet! XD
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
Nor should you.

Stupidly pixelated sprites are wayyy better than overly high resolution pixel art anyway!
Downloading this. Maybe will play. Like 18% chance. I wish I played more things.
author=JosephSeraph
Stupidly pixelated sprites are wayyy better than overly high resolution pixel art anyway!
Downloading this. Maybe will play. Like 18% chance. I wish I played more things.

Well I certainly wish you play this one then XD
There's a certain charm to 8-bit pixels that will never really go away, yes.
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