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Weird and Unfortunate is now available in Russian!!! :DDD

  • unity
  • 07/16/2021 07:58 PM

Hello again! I'm super excited to present the Russian translation thanks to bizdick, who went above and beyond with the translation, translating even the scribbles on maps and a ton of graffiti and other stuff! Huge thanks for all the hard work! :DDD

Click here to download the Russian translation!


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Vot a comrade bizdick iz. He iz, how you say in Amarika, straight gangz-ta (⌐■_■)
Guardian of the Description Thread
The all around prick
Nice! It's good to see this game reaching a wider audience.
Woah. Congrats that someone likes this so much to translate!

Was thinking of Russian Reversal for the title, but I blanked.
The title looks so cool in Cyrillic!
Guardian of the Description Thread
Was thinking of Russian Reversal for the title, but I blanked.

My feeble attempt is as thus:
In Daybreak America, weird and unfortunate things happen to you. In Soviet Russia, you happen to weird and unfortunate things!
It looks like Uncle Vlady just found himself a new game to play with this weekend!

(Speaking of which:)

* Meanwhile...at the Putin Palace *

Vladimir Putin: “This new game I download…so GOOD...! I could play this game for hours.”

Dmitry Medvedev: “Prezident Putin. You sure it be good for you to play such games like this? What if annoying press happens to catch you while you play?”

Vladimir Putin: “And…what if annoying press happens to catch me?”

Dmitry Medvedev: “It just…uh…sends mixed messages, that’s all.”

Vladimir Putin: “What you talk about? If you know me, you know that I like girls travelling together with lots of hugs and kisses. Don’t let what papers say cloud judgment.”

Dmitry Medvedev: “So…you say…you like this sort of game?”

Vladimir Putin: “Yes. Especially blonde haired lady. I like her playstyle.”

Vladimir Putin: “If only I had ability to cast REAL PSI on my enemies...then no one would fear me.”

Vladimir Putin: “Enough!”

Vladimir Putin: “Tell this…‘Unity’ to make more games like this.”

Vladimir Putin: “And if she does not…tell her what I told former comrade Donald that I’d do to him.”

Dmitry Medvedev: “Yes. At once.”

Vladimir Putin: “Remember to be persuasive…but not TOO persuasive.”

Dmitry Medvedev: “Yes.”

* Dmitry Medvedev then leaves the room, closing the door, leaving Vladimir Putin to play his game without interruption *

Vladimir Putin: “...Heyyyy...would you look at that!? Another level-up.”

Vladimir Putin: “Excellent.”
My mind is full of fuck.
In soviet russia........
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