BLITZEN'S PROFILE

zoot says:
what else do you guys sell

zoot says:
candy?!

Maddy says:
lol no

Maddy says:
acessries

Maddy says:
accessories*

zoot says:
just mac accessories? is it like the mactorium

Maddy says:
pretty much

Maddy says:
we sell bags (for laptops), mice, keyboards, mac software...youknow

zoot says:
do you sell chips

Maddy says:
we sell RAM

Maddy says:
you can buy some ram

Maddy says:
nothing edible though.

zoot says:
chips are really popular nowadays you should talk to your manager about selling some different kinds of chips

Maddy says:
i'll do that

zoot says:
and then people will come in and you say, "hi can I interest you in an iPod? A new mac? Some chips?"

zoot says:
and then they will go "yes I love chips"

Maddy says:
hahaha

zoot says:
you will say "our prices for chips are very competitive" and then they will say "yes I can see that thank you you are so helpful"

Maddy says:
there is a giant tiger next door to us, they would beat us in the chip market

zoot says:
well with THAT attitude, yeah they will

zoot says:
but imagine all the people that are on thier way to giant tiger for chips

zoot says:
and then they pass by your store and go "wow look at those amazing prices"

zoot says:
and who knows maybe they will buy some apples or computers or whatever else it is you sell there

zoot says:
"i never knew chips could be so delicious" you will hear customers say as they get their ketchup-seasoned hands all over the computers

zoot says:
LOL and then you could call the store COMPUTER CHIPS

zoot says:
"computers & chips - we have both of them!"

zoot says:
and then people will ask you if you sell computer chips and you can say "yes we sell both of them" and they will say "wow look at these great prices for chips"

zoot says:
i don't understand why you don't think this is a fabulous idea

zoot says:
in the window you could put a thing "we sell chips and we have great prices for chips!"

Maddy says:
maybe you should run this place

zoot says:
but yeah only sell two kinds of chips

zoot says:
ketchup and lite-ketchup

zoot says:
10% less fat than regular ketchup

zoot says:
have a TMNT carboard display that says "cowabunga dudes lets get chips"

zoot says:
"chips are radical"

zoot says:
"mondo! chips!"

zoot says:
"and computers too"

zoot says:
"yes but you can't eat those"

zoot says:
"wow what great prices and I love the selection of flavours"

zoot says:
you should have a tv commercial with customer testimonials

zoot says:
"we were on our way to the giant tiger to buy chips when harry here saw that the store next door sells chips and they also sell computers so we bought some chips and I was surprised at the great prices they had for chips and the computers were cool too"

zoot says:
and the next person should be like

zoot says:
"no way! chips?! i just couldn't believe that they sell chips"

zoot says:
"and the selcetion was great and such great prices too its amazing"

zoot says:
"the prices are great, the selection is great, the computers are there too, its like just a winning combination

zoot says:
and wow just great prices for chips

I like S4D, he is such a positive guy it's hard not to be infected by his optimism.

PEOPLE

time to drive home on the highway in my car and then go inside the home and eat food with my mouth by chewing things and then swallowing them

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