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If you're going to spoof people's statuses, I feel like picking a status where someone's genuinely worried that they've upset people isn't the best choice ^^;;;

Stop this.

Your English is fine. You do a fine job communicating your thoughts and idea, so quite apologizing after every post for bad English, because it's not. At all. Miscommunication and poor word choices happen to EVERYONE, not just non-native speakers. I've seen posts from people with poor English, so trust me when I say you are doing great. If there's a misunderstanding somewhere, then ask about it and you can get clarification. That's what everyone does when they don't understand what's being said.

EDIT: It's understandable to put a disclaimer after a long post, but there's no need to apologize out of nowhere when there's been no issues.

Yo I will tell you the secret to those times when you are feeling like you haven't properly communicated:

1) Ask if you have offended or upset someone
2) Try to rephrase what you are attempting to express, preferably in really basic language, and/or ask the other party what they think you are saying.

These are magical things for communication in all walks of life! (At least assuming that the other party is arguing in good faith and also willing to be honest with you. But then, if they're not, then you needn't spend your energy worrying about them, because there's nothing you could do in such cases to fix the problem.)

I think you speak better than I do lol