MKID232'S PROFILE

I'll add a few steps:
1. Misspell everything. People are tired of seeing games with fine writing and perfect grammar. Therefore, they will be most definitely surprised and awed by your game if you make it harder to read.

2. Randomize the placement of your maps. In most games out nowadays, people make it too easy to figure out where you are gonna walk. So make it really hard, and your consumers will love you for challenging them.

And finally.
3. Make battle values at max for everything and give everyone everything. It'll make everything so much easier for your players to know that to fight, they have all the tools of destruction at their disposal and will win all battles with the same strategy without that unnecessary leveling up system.

Do this, and your game will have a 100% chance* of being the best game ever.

*This game might actually suck if you really do make it.

author=iddalai
Lol, it is funny!

I'm back to playing Diablo 2 for some time.

I just can't support Diablo 3 with all it's bullshit, I'm sure it's a pretty fun game like all the others were, but if we allow a game to set the standard with a always online DRM then we fail as consumers. That's just my view.

First off, in just the last few posts on this page I can already tell this is a lot smarter than the Gamefaqs board.

Secondly, this view is a pretty smart one for a lot of people. But my view (and I'm just an 18 year old kid, so you don't have to take it) is that Diablo 3 isn't really designed with an offline single player component in mind. I don't consider the always online to be a DRM in the same sense of 'we want our consumers to be online so we know they bought our game' but more in the sense of 'we want our consumers to be online so they will be more tempted to use things like our RMAH or playing multiplayer in general.'
Maybe not the nicest of views, but still.

Honestly, how much I've lied to myself the past couple years of my life. Not the happiest times, but I am definitely happier now, even if it is in things people would consider small.

So basically I am gonna do a game journal type writing where I play through the game, then give the character I play some personality and such for that game. So generally silent protagonists fit the bill. To start it off, prologue.

Ugh my life could not be any more annoying.
You wanna know who I am? The name's Irene. Irene Lilith. But most people knew me as the pop sensation 'Siren'. It was, like, a totally cool gig. I was universally popular Pop Star that nobody hated, and everyone loved. Single after single, hit after hit, album after triple platinum album, I had it all. And then one day...it all stopped.
Well, it didn't, like, just stop all at once. Some totally annoying reporter had it out for me and spread a rumor that I had no talent, and that I was siphoning it off of someone else. That 'someone' being a jealous ex-friend of mine, Natea Gwendolyn. She had gotten a hold of some device that let her sound exactly like me, and when she 'exposed her talent' to the crowd, they immediately flocked to her and left me in the dust. They didn't believe me, the person who sang to them all these years, but instead they listened to some stupid skank who had it out for me. Some fans they were...
But little do they know that, like, my Siren name is more than just some catchy nickname. It's what I am. I can, like, move in between dimensions and look invisible to the others around me and explode things and stuff. It's really cool. And I plan on using my power for a totally awesome venture to get my fame back: The Vault.
Legend says that, like, there's this planet called Pandora with a vault that has all this money and finding it will make someone famous and stuff. And if I personally found it, people will, like, love me again for being able to and maybe finally, like, believe that I was the real singer all this time. Then that bitch Natea will totally get what's coming to her.
So yeah, that's my story. I got some basic weapons training, honed my powers, like, a bit more, and am currently waiting for my spaceship to arrive. Oh, that must be it right now. I'll write in here as soon as I can. Peace!
.Siren.
(Be critical, tell me how I could improve my craft.)

Dragon's Dogma. Been treating me well so far. Doing Magick Archer, and it's been fun. :3