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EDIT: I declare Reginald and his kingdom is in limbo until he returns. So nobody can wreck the place until his return.
Now, Gourd, if you please, you can start writing.
Now, Gourd, if you please, you can start writing.
What were some of the weirdest dreams you had last night?
Okay, I had a really weird dream last night.
My mom ordered me to fill the swimming pool with semen and ice tea. Then like five minutes after I were done, loads of kids and teenagers jumped into the pool and went apeshit.
The next day, nearly everly girl in the town gave birth to a Kool-Aid Man.
what
My mom ordered me to fill the swimming pool with semen and ice tea. Then like five minutes after I were done, loads of kids and teenagers jumped into the pool and went apeshit.
The next day, nearly everly girl in the town gave birth to a Kool-Aid Man.
what
RMN Island: You can still join, mmkay
If you could invent one thing....
A gibberish widgetgadget that allows me to magically fling my fist towards Fred Savage, the joffrey dude from gay of thrones or any other celebrity with a punchable face.
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RMN Island: You can still join, mmkay
RMN Island: You can still join, mmkay
Confront the dastardly rude manager.
"I'll let you know that nobody crosses with me, Mob, the Heir of Fizz. Have you heard of Arrogance City's fate? A whole tornado viscerated the entire city and turned it into a divide. That's what happens if you cross with me. But if it eases your mind, I will not raid and wreck your precious War Shittoon restaurant. In fact, it will be the base of my new fast food empire, the Confederation of Fizzlesteaks!
As for you, well, we can do it the easy way or the hard way. Either you'll sleep with the french fries or you'll clean this goop off the floor. It's your choice."
Briefly mourn for the loss of those brave sponges. Despite their deaths, they proved to be the key to winning this battle. Their fierce attacks were not in vain. Tell the Sergeant and Marmite that they will be buried later. They will be posthumously awarded with the Purple Heart medals and promoted to Privates. Sergeant and Marmite will also get a promotion.
While Bramble will no longer be a sergeant, his ability to throw a ear-blistering tirade still remains.
CAPTAIN BRAMBLE GARBABARPS: Open the window and guard the place for any raiders of some sort. Holler if you see something.
MUDHOUND: Reward the good dog with some WHOOSAGOODBOII and a left-over snack from the restaurant. Then tell him to keep an eye on the manager. That dastardly manager better not do anything stupid.
MOB, THE HEIR OF FIZZ: Abandon the name of Nightowl and become Mob, the Heir of Fizz. Check if the remains of Sandlerbots have anything useful on them, like weapons. After that, check out the restaurant's products and supplies.
JENNIFER: Go rest somewhere for now.
PATTY CAKE TWINS: Follow the Heir of Fizz and guard him as he examines the facility.
CORPORAL MARMITE WABBLEGARPS: Help Mob examine the facility, act as a second pair of eyes.
"I'll let you know that nobody crosses with me, Mob, the Heir of Fizz. Have you heard of Arrogance City's fate? A whole tornado viscerated the entire city and turned it into a divide. That's what happens if you cross with me. But if it eases your mind, I will not raid and wreck your precious War Shittoon restaurant. In fact, it will be the base of my new fast food empire, the Confederation of Fizzlesteaks!
As for you, well, we can do it the easy way or the hard way. Either you'll sleep with the french fries or you'll clean this goop off the floor. It's your choice."
Briefly mourn for the loss of those brave sponges. Despite their deaths, they proved to be the key to winning this battle. Their fierce attacks were not in vain. Tell the Sergeant and Marmite that they will be buried later. They will be posthumously awarded with the Purple Heart medals and promoted to Privates. Sergeant and Marmite will also get a promotion.
While Bramble will no longer be a sergeant, his ability to throw a ear-blistering tirade still remains.
CAPTAIN BRAMBLE GARBABARPS: Open the window and guard the place for any raiders of some sort. Holler if you see something.
MUDHOUND: Reward the good dog with some WHOOSAGOODBOII and a left-over snack from the restaurant. Then tell him to keep an eye on the manager. That dastardly manager better not do anything stupid.
MOB, THE HEIR OF FIZZ: Abandon the name of Nightowl and become Mob, the Heir of Fizz. Check if the remains of Sandlerbots have anything useful on them, like weapons. After that, check out the restaurant's products and supplies.
JENNIFER: Go rest somewhere for now.
PATTY CAKE TWINS: Follow the Heir of Fizz and guard him as he examines the facility.
CORPORAL MARMITE WABBLEGARPS: Help Mob examine the facility, act as a second pair of eyes.
RMN Island: You can still join, mmkay
"Alright, listen up, we're going to need this place, as it's going to be the root of our soon-to-be fast food empire. Don't break ANYTHING except the robots and anything else that might be attacking."
SERGEANT BRAMBLE GARBABARPS:Go back to the pile of sponges and throw a drill sergeant tirade. Wake up those snot-nosed recruits, it smells like NAPALM and it's time to FIGHT! Also, avoid using your missile launcher if its explosion is too big and might potentially harm the building.
MUDHOUND, BANE OF CLEAN FLOORS: Escort the two sponges to the pile of sponges and then track the runaway cashier.
MARMITE WABBLEGARPS, THE BANE OF CANS: Cover Sgt. Bramble Garbabarps as he throws a tirade. After he's done with it, join the battle and start destroying Sandlerbots by cutting their heads off with your can opener of doom. Climb on their backs! They'll surely get confused.
MUSCLEBOUND PATTY CAKE TWINS: Protect Jennifer and destroy those stupid Popeye-munchin' robots with your preferred way of obliterating things. Slowly move into the building and conquer it. You can grab any bludgeons and use them or throw Sandlerbots around, just avoid causing damage to the building. Also, capture the owner (Unless the cashier was the owner.)
JENNIFER ANISTON: Cover behind the MUSCLEBOUND PATTY CAKE TWINS.
ME: Assist the PATTY CAKE TWINS.
SERGEANT BRAMBLE GARBABARPS:Go back to the pile of sponges and throw a drill sergeant tirade. Wake up those snot-nosed recruits, it smells like NAPALM and it's time to FIGHT! Also, avoid using your missile launcher if its explosion is too big and might potentially harm the building.
MUDHOUND, BANE OF CLEAN FLOORS: Escort the two sponges to the pile of sponges and then track the runaway cashier.
MARMITE WABBLEGARPS, THE BANE OF CANS: Cover Sgt. Bramble Garbabarps as he throws a tirade. After he's done with it, join the battle and start destroying Sandlerbots by cutting their heads off with your can opener of doom. Climb on their backs! They'll surely get confused.
MUSCLEBOUND PATTY CAKE TWINS: Protect Jennifer and destroy those stupid Popeye-munchin' robots with your preferred way of obliterating things. Slowly move into the building and conquer it. You can grab any bludgeons and use them or throw Sandlerbots around, just avoid causing damage to the building. Also, capture the owner (Unless the cashier was the owner.)
JENNIFER ANISTON: Cover behind the MUSCLEBOUND PATTY CAKE TWINS.
ME: Assist the PATTY CAKE TWINS.
The Screenshot Topic Returns
I think it might be an event, the white borders just seem to blend in with the wall so it's not noticeable.















