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Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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I used to be RMN's most controversial topic since sliced bread. But then I had a banhammer lodged in my kneecap.

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Gourd_Clae actually hates gourds. He loves cucumbers and pumpkins though.

A Dane at the table!

Hello, and welcome to RMN.

I'm your friendly neighborhood sociopath who likes thwacking kids with 2x4 boards.

what scares you the most?

Detective Finger Fapman scares me.

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Halibabica is actually impressed.
He was also exposed to radiation in Chernobyl, which caused his eyes to inflate. Then everyone thought he was a witch, so they threw rocks and sticks at him so Halibabica had to move into Chernobyl's derelict, irradiated ruins.

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MrCharlesMugford is actually Mituna Captor in a human disguise.


author=giglamesh
Nightowl gave every women in the world a happy ending ;)
I'm going to go ahead and guess I severed all the ovaries in the world.

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MLP fucked Pyrodoom's brain so much that he can't see the difference between hedgehogs and ponies anymore.

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LockeZ misdiagnosed Helen Keller with sarcoidosis. He then had to yank out Helen's polonium-laced tampon out of her magic ravine. Then he died and zombified, thus becoming Dr. Locke Znderson M.D.

You know I have something to say right now, and I have tried to be friendly on here

author=kentona
Quit talking like a 12 year old chav please. It is annoying.

Yeah, it's quite eyerazoring when someone writes like a Facebook-using 17-year old semendumpster.

It can't be that difficult and bothersome to type on a keyboard.

What are you thinking about right now?

@benos
NIGHTOWL HATES STUPID PHILOSOPHY

Anyhoo, I was dragged to a theatre today. It was excessively boring, because I already knew the plot. How did I know the plot? I was temporarily involved with the rehearsals, but I flipped my way out after I heard the plot.

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author=MirrorMasq
Mr_Detective,

...I'm going to do a vasectomy.

Good riddance.