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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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ok lets fite

my ff fangame is better than ur ff fangame

its been in development for 20 years, mathically that makes it 4 times as best as SLH
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
4159
three times. SLH has been in development since 2007

and my fangame has abs
My fangame has ABS, TCS, ESC, and multiple airbags.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5236
oh no i only have text descriptions of abs! you win this round

but what if I told you my game has... the legendary Chrono Couch. These are the cheats you can do when your game has such a vague theming as "Squaresoft" instead of actually bothering to specify Final Fantasy in the name
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
4159
i have art of squall in a dress. winner winner chicken dinner
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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inherit ITEM;

void setup() {
    set_in_room_desc("An album named \"Hip Hop for Ice Dragons\" has been wisely left behind.");
    set_long("Some aspiring musician has recorded an album named \"Hip Hop for Ice Dragons.\"  As the name suggests, it consists of nine
tracks of ice-dragon-themed rap music designed for you to \"play\" for your ice dragon of choice, which is definitely a completely safe
thing that you should do around ice dragons instead of killing them or running away.");
    set_id("\"Hip Hop for Ice Dragons\" album", "album", "hip hop", "hip", "hop", "ice", "dragons", "ice dragons", "hip hop for ice
dragons", "hip hop for ice dragons album");
    set_proper_name("\"Hip Hop for Ice Dragons\" album");
    set_gettable(1);
}

mixed direct_play_obj(object ob) {
    return 1;
}

int play() {
    TB->simple_action("$N $vplay a track from $p \"Hip Hop for Ice Dragons\" album.\n");
    switch(random(9)) {
      case 0:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"Is Your Dragon Phat?\" begins to play.  The lyrics talk about gravity attacks and large mobs with
massive HP, which is clear innuendo for fat dragon butts.  Wow.  That's not what phat with a PH even means.  Plus, nobody has used the word
phat in decades.  This is actually kind of insulting.  Ice dragons are immune to gravity attacks anyway.  It would be difficult for this
song to be any more wrong than it is.\n");
        break;
      case 1:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"Frozen North Represent\" begins to play.  The lyrics describe the aftermath of a gang war between ice
and fire dragons.  It would be a little heartbreaking if not for the fact that the entire story told in the song is fabricated by someone
who has no understanding of dragon culture.\n");
        break;
      case 2:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"All About the Tail Swipe\" begins to play.  Tail swiping is a World of Warcraft dragon attack.  Final
Fantasy dragons don't even do that.  This is a little embarassing.  Someone producing an album like this should probably know better.\n");
        break;
      case 3:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"The Real Slim Yeti\" begins to play.  It's a little too obvious to be a very good parody, and it
doesn't particularly have anything to do with dragons.  Why is it even on this album?\n");
        break;
      case 4:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"Three Great Flavors: Fire, Ice, and Bolt\" begins to play.  The lyrics are mostly okay except they
keep referring to breath attacks as \"bracelets\" for some reason.\n");
        break;
      case 5:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"Just Don't Stop Playin'\" begins to play.  It's three and a half straight minutes of puns about the
\"stop\" status.  It's a stretch to call this a hip-hop song.\n");
        break;
      case 6:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"Coldline Bling [Radio Edit]\" begins to play.  It manages to rhyme on beat exactly twice over the
course of the entire song.  Just in case the song needed additional ruining, a dragon roar sound effect plays every few seconds to censor
the frankly excessive use of explicit language.\n");
        break;
      case 7:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"Dem Dope Draginz\" begins to play.  The artist is rapping about drugs, but has clearly never actually
done drugs, based on the absurd descriptions of their effects and methods of usage.  There's also some clearly-invented slang in there that
the artist was probably hoping would catch on.\n");
        break;
      case 8:
        TB->simple_action("The song \"C.O.L.L.D.\" begins to play.  At no point in the song are the letters in the acronym explained.  It
seems to have an extra L only to make the chorus have the right number of beats, and for no other reason.\n");
        break;
    }
    foreach(object dragon in all_inventory(environment(TB))) {
        if(base_name(dragon) == "/domains/ffiii/monsters/bosses/ice_dragon") {
            dragon->targetted_action("$N $vscream and attack $t!\n", TB);
            dragon->start_fight(TB);
        }
    }
    return 1;
}
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
4159
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5236
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