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So it finally happened. Someone actually tried to kill me.

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Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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It was a terrifying experience. I'm still a little shaken up by it, but I have to tell someone, so here it is:

I don't remember exactly when, but when I woke up this morning, there was something heavy on my face. I couldn't open my eyes to see, and I couldn't breathe. Panicking, I started thrashing and trying my best to scream, hopefully waking someone up so they can come help me. But from the lack of oxygen, all I could make out was a timid squeak. Fortunately, my sudden movements and noises startled the assailant and, in a blind panic, attacked me as it tried to get away. I could feel numerous cuts on my face sting like hell. Maybe I was bleeding, but I couldn't tell for sure. Plus, I had bigger problems to worry about.

Thankfully, I remembered I always kept a knife under my pillow (I'm kinda paranoid like that), so I grabbed it, yanked it out of it's sheath, and jumped out of bed, ready to face my attacker. I didn't know who else was up around me, but at the moment, I had a threat to deal with, so I had to stay focused. To get a better view of my situation, I quickly tapped the light on the bedside dresser. Finally, I gazed at my attacker for the first time. Seeing who it was, I breathed an annoyed sigh. I put the knife back in its sheath, climbed back into bed, and turned out the light. My attacker waited for about two minutes, then followed me back into bed, curled up next to me, and we both went back to sleep. The attacker was my cat.
unity
You're magical to me.
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Wow! I was really scared until the reveal XD

I bet you were, too.

Glad you came out of it okay ^_^
Cats are evil creatures indeed.
Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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Thanks. Yeah, I was definitely scared at first. Too bad this isn't the first time he's tried to do this. But it's the first time he did it in the middle of the night, so it was a whole new experience for me...

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author=JJJ7
Cats are evil creatures indeed.

And that's why I love them so much. Could do without the attempts on my life, but hey, nobody's perfect!
I was expecting this to be related to your retail job.
That was a fascinating story.
~turn it into a horror game.
Quick makerscore ;p
Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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author=turkeyDawg
I was expecting this to be related to your retail job.


It may be all the death threats I get on a near daily basis that I instantly went to, "Someone wants to kill me!"

author=Archeia_Nessiah
That was a fascinating story.


Heh... Thanks! But it was no story. I'm afraid all that actually happened.

author=karins_soulkeeper
~turn it into a horror game.
Quick makerscore ;p


Now there's an idea...
I've actually heard of people dying from suffocation by cat laying on their face while they slept. So glad you're okay!

In other news the fact you pulled a knife on your cat is hilarious to me haha.
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