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Lazos' Trip on the Thuggish Ruggish Road - Excellent storytelling and a bold soundtrack helped me realize the deep parallels in this tale of a man's search for himself.

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg113#msg113 date=1181017311
It will certainly remove the problem area, erm.

Maybe we should consult your physician first?

Hah! My physician is a retard. He once told me I had crabs so I punched him in the face.
Well, this finger's not getting any shorter, let's do this!








OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL?! OH MY GOD HOLY FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUAAAAAALLLLLCALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRIED TO PLAY GOD

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

Oh hey guys I'm back and I got me a real lab coat. I know a guy. Er... don't worry about the blood stains or bullet holes everything I did was completely legal and in full extent of the law and you couldn't fucking convict me anyway I'd like to see you try.


Oh yeah, there were also some test tubes and shit! I picked up this really cool lookin' one. It has a little label that says "H2SO4" or some crap. I think they're doing some kind of secret government Area-54 shit there, maybe I should get in touch with that Katie Couric chick who never returns my calls.


Anyways, what should I do now? I bet if I pour this secret government chemical on my finger it'll make my finger normal again!

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg109#msg109 date=1181015578
Um.


....



You want a sandwich or something, dog?

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg107#msg107 date=1181014353
You need to solve this with SCIENCE. Get some test tubes and lab coats or something.

Science? Shit, yeah! SCIENCE! Why didn't I think of that?! YEAH! Okay. Okay. I'll be right back! I know a guy! Here, watch my dog in the mean time.

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

author=The Real Brickroad link=topic=13.msg103#msg103 date=1181013084
You thank your lucky goddamn stars Sei isn't reading this thread.
I am afraid I do not have time for your semantics, sir as I am currently faced with a CRISIS!

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg105#msg105 date=1181013921
Who ate the other half?
I don't know probably me or something but that is NOT THE ISSUE AT HAND HERE



Is it getting longer? OH GOD I THINK IT'S GETTING LONGER!

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg99#msg99 date=1181010931
Don't be a newb. Use a torx screw driver and be a man.
Okay let's see here. Torx... Torx... hmm....


I didn't find a torx screwdriver but I did find a half-eaten Twizzler and a can of WD-40. What should I do?

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what

author=Mewd link=topic=13.msg97#msg97 date=1181008957
A) Embrace your beautiful natural form in the majesty of life
B) Panic
C) Invasive surgery

A) HAHAHAHA yeah okay.
B) ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU MAN
C) Invasive. That means the Phillips Head, right? That means I use the Phillips Head, right?

The story planning process

Wow, you guys actually have processes. I just kinda stand in the shower until I think of something cool and hope to God I can keep it in my head.

The middle finger's of normal size I don't get what



OH GOD WHAT



Shit guys what the fuck do I do I can't leave it like this! Help!