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THE WORST REJECTION EVER BY A CHICK

I don't normally find facepalm images, but this topic deserves one.


Presidential Facepalm.

Finished Games 2009

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...and FFXII to finish before FFXIII comes out.
Good luck! I'm at 25 some hours and my characters are at level 18. :P

Screenshot Sesame Street (40th Anniversary Edition)

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Click the screenshot for a video.


I love it! Is that all from scratch, or is it GameMaker or something?

post your picture

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Honestly when I see a dude out shopping with a group of girls I automatically think he's gay.
The only time i'll go shopping with a group of girls is if trying to get one of em, thats it.
And more often than not that's why they're shopping with a group of girls too.

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You're way past the .5 mark and on the fast track to neverland.
Also this.

Dicking around with music

Chocolate Rain Remix-
I thought it could use some more bass. Also, just an idea, take out the high hat during the snare hits. It serves to accent them more, adding more back-beat.

No Name-
I have no complaints about this. Is that recorded guitar, or synth? If it's a synth, I want it.

My music!

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This makes me imagine I'm sitting on my couch smoking weed at the circus while swimming.
1) that sounds like possibly the most epic afternoon ever
2) you have a circus and a swimming pool in your living room? or is your couch in a tank of water at the circus?

Haha both.

"Selling Feature" of your game

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Mine being one of the very few comedy games with a real storyline?

CORPORAL BUGGY BEAR!

What are you thinking about right now?

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This is hardcore, guys.

Is that you? (let me rephrase, drawn by you") Where's that from?

My music!

Just to be sure that your midis were uploaded and downloaded without getting messed up, is this the intended sound?

http://www.filefront.com/15034335/31704-1.mp3

I mp3'd a random song and listened to the mp3 and the midi. They sound exactly the same, so you can hear what I'm hearing on my computer.

Is this really the sound you were going for?

My music!

Before I begin, to anybody glancing over this thread. This is not me being cocky or rude, or even harsh.

31865-I'm sorry, but I hated this and turned it off shortly after playing this. The combination of the helicopter and the synth/french horn (which from what I could tell were playing in two seperate keys) was nasty.

31866-This song is annoying too. I guess it could work for a game over? Maybe?

31862-This starts out weird, but I like it once it gets to the chorus, has a very horror flick vibe. Also, why's there a 30 or so second pause from 1:10ish to a repeditive 4 bar timpani solo to the end?

31867-I...I don't even know what to say. Sounded like dogs? With a very weird bass line underneath?

31863-Evil clowns pervade that song

31696-Extremely repeditive nonsense

31697-I actually kinda liked this, until I realized it's the same loop over and over and over.

31698-Looping the same 6 measure phrase 8 times does not count as a song in my book.

31699-I kinda liked this. It had a sort of terminator feel to it, but it was still obnoxious and repeditive.

31700-Gross

31701-Looping the same phrase 8 times does not count as a song.

31702-This makes me imagine I'm sitting on my couch smoking weed at the circus while swimming. Ugh. Also, LOOPING THE SAME THING 8 TIMES DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AS A SONG! JUST ONCE WILL DO!

31703-Some of the high pitched notes made my stomach churn. Also, LOOPING THE SAME THING 4 TIMES DOESN- nevermind.

31704-Gross.

31705-Was just barely bearable. The bassline would be cool WERE IT NOT LOOPED 8 TIMES IN A ROW!

31868-Would be a great start to a song!

Look man, I can appreciate artistic ability, which you clearly have, but you at your current state lack the musical knowledge to properly express it. These tracks are garbage. They're awful sounding (and my computer's midi and sound card work fine, let me assure you) and incredibly repeditive. Please oh please don't take these comments as incentive to quit, just study more music theory and work on your technique.

Also, if you ever do this in the future, please just include all of the songs in one folder. And don't call them 381933479, give them a title.

Thanks for sharing your work!