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Games that might have been

  • Sooz
  • 04/07/2017 02:49 AM

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Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been
A couple of years ago someone attempted to make a list of every video game ever made, and put it in a 6.5MB flat file. Like any sensible person, I used it to train a recurrent neural network.
Fire Gant Bandit (1990, Taito) (Windows)
Metal Cat (2001, Sega) (Windows)
Mosh King (1982, Simale) (Amiga)
Pet All (1988, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)
Death of the Robot (1988, Smace Software) (Windows)
Dolans Power Pirater (1984, Microprose) (Arcade)
Speed Wound (1990, Repuis Masonion) (Windows)
First Wack (2000, Taito) (PS1)
Space Futures (1990, Fores Games) (MS-DOS)
Ksing Gelmor: The Time Spanger (2001, Codemasters) (Amstrad CPC)
King of the Grash (2010, Ubi Soft) (Windows)
Splight Ball (1988, Topo Software) (Atari ST)
The Shin Adventure (1987, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
Strike Fighter House (Strike Gold) (1992, Electronic Arts) (PS3)
Bomber III: Part Fighter (1992, Microdeal) (PC-9801)
Bunk 2 (1990, Microprose) (MS-DOS)
Golf (2003, Pousha) (Amstrad CPC)
I'm so happy about all the great neural net goofs i've seen going around lately

this knock knock one has links to a bunch of other fun things, like generated pokemon, and I'd LOVE to enjoy a nice completely meat chocolate pie while playing some Metal Cat (alright, checked out parts 2 and 3 and clearly King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space or Jort: The Shorching would be better things to pair with my meat chocolate pie)
Is this how the next Game Name Game will be conducted?


I'm not sure if this is "neural net", but it mentions "training" the program, so I'm guessing it is? Either way, the results speak for themselves
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
That is the best beholder ever
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
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Pentagon, your links made me rofl and rofl. And also it made me understand what the original post was about. This is funny stuff!
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Source: https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc

Title: GRILLED CHEESECAKE
Categories: Bavoskas, Desserts, Meats, Seafood, Pasta
Yield: 4 Servings

2 tb Seasoned bark
2 tb Coconut carrot -- chopped
2 tb Sugar
2 c All-purpose flour
1/4 c Mayonnaise
1/2 c Chopped pecans
1 c Water
1 tb Chopped onions
1 pn Ground cinnamon sugar; chopped

1. Mix the eggs, filling all ingredients. Add the water and nuts, then add the water and salt in a large skillet; add the eggs, mix well and set aside. Remove the chilline for one out of the apple mashed. Sprinkle the parsley and flour and set aside. Fry the chops to a boil, and simmer for about 30 minutes, or until the mixture is coated and all the beef dispalles are done.

2. In a large bowl mix beans, and salt in skillet over medium high heat, inchen and until soft comes out. Reduce the heat and stir until smooth. Do not to remove from the heat. Sprinkle with the chocolate and set aside. In a large shallow pastry blender, covered for about 35 minutes, or until browneds of the center of the soup crust or place to cool.

At the tortillas in fat, turning once with the oranges; set aside. Remove the remaining dough in the fish sauce. Cover and stir for about 20 minutes. If the soup and almost the flour meat is golden.

In a large bowl, stir in the remaining butter in a skillet, cook, stirring, until lifted. Boil the meat and beat in the flour. Bring to a boil, stirring frequently, until the mixture is coarse quickly. Cut the scraps can in the center of each peel in a cool completely. Serve with a baking sheets.



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Title: CHEESE SALAD IN SAUCE SAUCE
Categories: Desserts, Breakfast
Yield: 4 Servings

2 ea Chocolate melted
2 ts Cayennes
1/3 c Flour; for frying
1 tb Hot water; or or salt
1/2 ts Salt
1 ts Ground cumin, ground
1 ts Vanilla
1 1/2 tb Water; cooked and Seasoning
2 tb Dijon mustard
3/4 c Red pepper -- chopped
Salt & pepper to taste
1/2 c Water, whatever; grated

Peel beefer a laliar and all of each piece of salad.



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Title: HERBS
Categories: Poultry, Microwave
Yield: 8 Servings

3 c Sugar
2 c Brandy topping
1/4 ts Salt
1/4 c Chopped parsley
1/4 ts Salt
1 Egg
2 tb Parmesan, flour
Pepper
Salt
Pepper
1 c Packed days; almonds

In medium saucepan, beat egg whites in a large bowl.) Cook over high heat, stirring until thoroughly blended. Add margarine, and salt. Bring to a boil to moderate heat. Transfer to serving plate. Add eggs, cooked halves, pepper, orange juice, covered, or flour all at once. Sprinkle with onions. Bake in a preheated 350F oven for 1 hour. Serve crust, candies and stew or small chunky street and place in a 1-qt. almost smoking. If you don't wark the brown, add the sugar and sugar. During the follow from tender-and simply work out the several and syrup is theat hold it.

The peb anyticier's excellent of the cold with the pie filling.

Fry with the vanilla the flour mixture to serving freezer to a pound. Yield: 20 Oct 199 Mayonnaise and fresh chicken freeze with fork use muffins in lengthwise. Beat oil over top of flour mixture. Pour off the heat to low, cover cool with well and press to a boil. (About 8 minutes). Overnight, the the butter. Drain marshmallows to the potatoes. Combine flour and vanilla; stir until smooth. Serve with the tin of mixture of lemon tohe bottom of an airtight container.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
"Here’s what you get when you give incomplete cookbook recipes to a neural network trained on the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft:"Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.

Whip ½ pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.

Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.

With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.

Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.

NOTE: As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

Coat apple slices with strange things.

NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.

Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.

Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.

"Now, I tried it the other way around, in which I gave phrases from Lovecraftian horror to an innocent neural network trained on 30MB of cookbook recipes."

There was thunder in the air on the night I went to the deserted mansion atop Tempest Mountain to find the cake cooked.

I was not alone, for foolhardiness was not then mixed with the ham slices.

Now and then, beneath the brown pall of leaves that rotted and festered in the antediluvian forest darkness, I could trace the sinister outlines of some of the cooking pancakes.

For I, and I only, know what manner of fear lurked on a cookie cutter.

The pitiful throngs of natives shrieked and whined of the unnamable powder served with the flour and red pepper.

Everything seemed to me tainted with a loathsome contagion, and inspired by a noxious alliance with the steamed chicken.

All was in vain; the death that had come had left no trace save the steamed red peppers and chicken broth.

Sometimes, in the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities toward the grinning chasm of Nis, it is a relief and even a delight to make the soup.
Artist Statement

My work explores the relationship between consumerist fetishism and daytime TV.

With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Miles Davis, new combinations are created from both opaque and transparent discourse.

Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of relationships. What starts out as vision soon becomes debased into a carnival of lust, leaving only a sense of dread and the chance of a new reality.

As intermittent derivatives become frozen through boundaried and academic practice, the viewer is left with a clue to the edges of our world.

https://artybollocks.com/


NewRetroWave artist name generator:

Defender Asteroid 1984

https://codepen.io/njmcode/details/JdRaWX
Alright, just found bob ross being processed by a neural net (definitely one trained on animal pics, holy shit @ the dog/horse/spiders/chickens constantly phasing in and out of existence)

Watching this gave me a mild headache (I mean, it's 5 solid minutes of flickering) but it was well worth it
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Holy shit, is this what LSD is like?
Maybe.
tbh it actually makes me think of some of the hallucinations I have if something wakes me up at night when I'm just starting to fall asleep. But, yanno, turning the lights on just results in that rather than making things go back to normal. o.O;

I'd joke that getting these AIs to work on game design would give shit like J.J. Squawkers or PuLiRuLa, but given that the output is usually more based on chopping up and reassembling existing data in a half-sensical way, the results would probably be more like bootleg games.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
author=PentagonBuddy
Alright, just found bob ross being processed by a neural net (definitely one trained on animal pics, holy shit @ the dog/horse/spiders/chickens constantly phasing in and out of existence)

Watching this gave me a mild headache (I mean, it's 5 solid minutes of flickering) but it was well worth it
This video is deeply terrifying ;w;

Computer: ANI...MAL
ANI..MAL
LOVE...ANIMAL...
Mirak
Stand back. Artist at work. I paint with enthusiasm if not with talent.
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author=LockeZ
Holy shit, is this what LSD is like?
Yes, if it's pure lsd.
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