STRANGELUV'S PROFILE

I agree the music can get a bit ridiculous, especially the techno boss battles in the beginning. My intention was to start the game off with quirky or upbeat tunes and about halfway, like near the Coast, the tempo would just get slower and the mood will get "darker". By the time you hit the last section, it's very low and creepy.

lol I like how on that site it lists the characters by weight and "length".

http://finaltear3.site90.net/characters.htm

Something's movin in my pants....

author=narcodis
I really just want to know why the spaceship is shaped like a penis. This is the only thing.

From my review...

"Ten minutes later, we are introduced to our first story arc, which involves a mysterious phallic spacecraft and enigmatic mentions of a God called "Emoirle". For a thirteen year old male, the image of a penis is a powerful, almost intoxicating one. I was reminded of my first few sessions of masturbation, looking at my erect penis and realizing its symbolic authority. In Final Tear 3, the aforementioned spacecraft fires an enormous laser and destroys an entire planet. I believe this to be representative of Mr. Laar's first period of ejaculation destroying the world of his naive childhood innocence. This is a key scene in the game."

author=Super_stunner
But on this site I quit. I was already planning to do so for some time now, but the deletion of the only 2 reviews of people completing my game was the last drop in the bucket for me.

I am fairly certain those two people did not complete the game. Re-reading their reviews did not convince me of that. And lordsummoner's review of the plot was very vague. In fact, he only talked about the introduction in it, and he couldn't even explain it properly, copping out to "I won't reveal anymore, just play the game!" He also basically lied about your roulette mini-game (which is also just located in the first village), which is severely broken. There was simply no real candor in that review.