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Dhux's Scar Review

oh man, i remember when Breath of Fire 3 did that. little Ryu's attack animation goes from flailing his sword around wildly to a confident chop because he's all "MUST PROTECT NINA ~JRPG HERO STYLE~"
wish more games had little things like that!
with the way the difficulty is ramping up though, i'd have to find a pretty bitchin' sword to even use Elijah's regular attack anymore though 8|

oh and out of curiosity, about how long is the game + how much leniency is there with PE for getting the good ending?

edit:
also this game managed to use the word "fuck" without sounding awkward so BIG UPS ERILEX

Dhux's Scar Review

i recommend an addendum to your corollaries:

remove half a star if you can't stand slow walk speeds

(the game is pretty cool so far aside from that)

edit:
as a natural hoarder and miserly bastard this game is proving to be challenging in more ways than one
also elijah's attack animation caught me off guard and actually made me laugh, gg erilex

Fuck It Review

author=Carvonica
I not-so-clearly stated that balancing was an issue in Fire God Saga.

The enemies are well balanced

uh

how would he even know what the issue is or how to fix it from that

or even that there was an issue

you may have written that sentence thinking "the enemies have too much HP" or something but that doesn't mean the reader is going to get that from it

The 7 Dragons Review

sorry corfaisus but your caustic language completely invalidates all of your legitimate criticisms. may as well kill yourself

Legendary Legend Review

author=Jericho
author=Fallen-Griever
A true-blue review put out there just to say "what the fuck were you thinking making this featured!?" while also attempting to drive the score down lower.
your review should probably solely be about the game and not about trying to stick it to the man

Don't be silly...

"lol all the bad reviews are about it being featured and lol they have nothing to do with the game being terrible and bandwagonbandwagonbandwagonbandwagon"
while i always appreciate hamfisted irony, please do not be so disingenuous. there is no other way to view this review when you tack on personal attacks towards the people who featured it.
yep two sentences after an entire 9 paragraphs about why the game genuinely sucks makes this review completely worthless

yep

also gee i don't know when a game's sole redeeming feature is that it's got some neat custom graphics i guess, maybe it should not be held up on the frontpage as a paragon of rm games

Legendary Legend Review

when a game gets featured, more people will play it, and thus there will be more people to dislike it

seems perfectly reasonable that people would start hating on it pretty much instantly upon getting featured

to be fair i'm only half-reading most of the shit here so maybe i'm misinterpreting your point idk

my point with screenshots was that even the positive reviews said the battles were basically worthless and the main draw was just the jokes, right? and you can get a feel for those jokes just by checking a few screens and instantly tell whether it's your thing or not, without playing it at all

the bit about it being unfunny was just me being snarky because i did play this (albeit not for very long!) and did not enjoy it or find it funny at all

Legendary Legend Review

author=Yeaster
The venom is coming from people who have never played this
how would you know

also it's easy to tell how unfunny it is just by checking a few of the screens and no one has said this game has anything going for it but humour afaik so...

Legendary Legend Review

author=Jericho
but this is besides the point. what if goku piloted....a mech
xenogears

Legendary Legend Review

author=newdisciples
Blaming one guy for a month worth of potential visitors you probably wouldn't have gotten anyway because your game oozes of shit and semen...


author=newdisciples
You really care about this community and wanna see it grow? Stop shitting on your fellow members' games!

Legendary Legend Review

tardis your review was a much better read than any of the dialogue in this game

also yes what ciel said
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