Description

Yo! It has been eleven years since the founding of rpgmaker.net. Eleven years of our terrible, dumb games. Let's celebrate this weekend by making more terrible, dumb games!

You have ELEVEN HOURS to make a game over the course of five days.

RULES
  • Your game must be dumb.
  • You must spend no more than 11 hours making your game.
  • You can use pre-existing assets such as graphics, music, and scripts.
  • The event ends on June 12 at 11:59 PM GMT.
  • The event starts RIGHT THE HECK NOW


REWARDS
If you make a dumb game, you get an achievement worth 15 beautiful makerscore.

Details

  • 06/06/2018 06:00 PM
  • 06/12/2018 11:59 PM

Achievements

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Participants Entries
Ocean
Shinan
Archeia_Nessiah
GreatRedSpirit
Liberty
Davenport
Yellow Magic
Caz
Fomar0153
Healy
Momeka
LockeZ
Dyhalto
marimo
MakioKuta
anyon175
Bart_Sol
Eurritimia
Seiromem
Bobhostern
Sgt M
mjshi
TungerManU
Vaccaria
Red_Nova
unity
CashmereCat
pianotm
NeverSilent
Cap_H
zDS
ESBY
Frogge
lavendersiren
Gredge109
ShinyKitten07
Kloe
bicfarmer
OzzyTheOne
OldPat
Arcmagik
Soulrain
Muffle
Starspire
Delsin7
tale
Tenroujade
Mireia
Xurzerth
Frosty-Games
kefkafeine
Sami-Fire

Posts

NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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author=Yellow Magic
Everybody_Sound_Off_6iMoBzr

Really neat concept, I like how you used the literal meaning of the word "dumb". I wonder whether more games should experiment with silence amongst the PCs.

The battle minigame was really fun. I failed miserably against the final boss though =(


Thanks, Yellow! I know the balancing of the final boss is kind of wobbly, but I'm glad you still liked my spin on the event's rules. I mainly got the idea for the concept from this game, by the way.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
KatanaHiroshi: Your game was very difficult to get to run. I had to download and install the old illegal version of the RTP that isn't available anywhere on the internet any more, then install a special RTP add-on released by Don Miguel that was never used by anyone even when his site was alive, and even then the text in your game was still invisible. I don't know how to make it visible. I have the 2K font installed. You get 15 makerscore out of pity, but I want you to know that you suck.

Dyhalto and Anyon175: Your games don't even start. At all. I award you no makerscore, and may Aremen have mercy on your souls.

Everybody else: You should have your achievements now.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I have now created a shame achievement for the people who submitted games that didn't work or broke the rules.
LockeZ, give Dyhalto the points. I got it to run. And it is definitely a dumb game.

The game starts out with the alpaca entering the room, screaming as a boulder blocks the way, then pushing blocks. You die if stuff touches you, turning into a puddle of blood. You can also suicide by pressing 0. The block puzzles are as you might expect.







author=Liberty
https://gaming.youtube.com/user/RPGMakerNetwork/live30 mins

Thanks for playing Pastel Adventure! Re: your question at the end:

Yes, there are only three endings. I'm kicking myself right now for not making this more clear in the game, haha. I think I might add some kind of "END 1 (of 3)" text to the "cult end", and maybe expand the readme to include a walkthrough. (I'm probably keeping the other endings as is, though; I like how non-gamey they seem.) That, plus a few dialogue tweaks, fixing that typo you found, and some dumb polish, and Pastel Adventure version 1.1 should be a go!
I got disqualified because LockeZ doesn't have the 2k3 RTP installed? I totally understand the march of time, fellow devs upgrading their computers, using the new engines, ditching 2k3, not bothering to reinstall outdated RTP... but you're RMN Moderator LockeZ. All the relevant goods should be on your comp.

But you know? I like the special achievement better, so there :P




(No really. I do like it better. It's unique. Keep your 15 MS)
Dy's game runs fine for me

(edit: I did have to scour the internet for the old 2k3 RTP though, since my new PC didn't have it)
I think this site still has. If not, you could have asked me, I have it on CD-ROM.

LockeZ you need an award for excessive stupidity. Games that are not just dumb, but "God that's stupid."

I Didn't Sign Up For This is awesome.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32347
Oh, good grief!!! Just open the damn thing in the current editor, N00b! It'll convert everything over automatically.
Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
9192
the real prize was the sanity lost along the way
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
It's not just a matter of "not having the RTP" since I tried *six different* RM2K/RM2K3 RTPs and couldn't get it to work, but if someone out there was able to find the correct one, then whatever, you can have the points. Someone should PM me a link to whichever one actually worked so I can add it to my collection.

I'm not removing the shame badge though. Get your shit together!
OldPat
OrudoPatto, kisama!
5107
author=Red_Nova
the real prize was the sanity lost along the way


8D
author=MakioKuta
This was fantastic. Also, since we both did rogue-like style games I was really curious to play it. Yours was way more polished (though lacked the random generation.) Presentation in this was slick. I love how much charm the graphics had. Seriously, this was a fantastic little game.
I'm off to find another Kuest.


Thank you. I meant to add a randomize mode that randomized all the loot in the chests, but I ran out of time and had to cut it.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32347
Red_Nova
the real prize was the sanity lost along the way


Only when Liberty had a nervous breakdown playing She, Sidhe McCree did I realize the true purpose of art.
author=pianotm
Red_Nova
the real prize was the sanity lost along the way
Only when Liberty had a nervous breakdown playing She, Sidhe McCree did I realize the true purpose of art.
or that time when she sang along to a MIDI version of ET in Tainy Dungeons
Vaccaria
You'd think MZ would use a dictionary for switches/variables by now?
4936
author=LockeZ
KatanaHiroshi: Your game was very difficult to get to run. I had to download and install the old illegal version of the RTP that isn't available anywhere on the internet any more, then install a special RTP add-on released by Don Miguel that was never used by anyone even when his site was alive, and even then the text in your game was still invisible. I don't know how to make it visible. I have the 2K font installed. You get 15 makerscore out of pity, but I want you to know that you suck.

Run as admin alongside compatibility for Windows XP (Service Pack 2).

The fonts folder should be placed inside the game. I didn't have any errors that you had. Also, the reason it didn't run properly is because I didn't test is for Windows 10 (a friend of mine told me this error, but I managed to crack it today because I was travelling).

Also, it should run fine without the RTP. I don't know anything else besides that.

P.S. I used the 1.0.0 version of Ace. Don't bother. :P
Fair warning: if a game doesn't run for me when stream is on I will proceed to ignore it. I don't have time on stream to bullshit fix things. Granted, I'm running Windows 7 so shit should be compatible but I'm not going to go crazy trying to find fixes when I should be entertaining an audience with terrible gameplay.

Also, here's the video from last night. 3-4 hours til next stream starts.
You know. Back when I was judge (the last time ever, I might add, probably because of this) I specifically uninstalled all of my RTPs just to see who was a dumbfuck who didn't make their game standalone (and thus broke the rules) and who wasn't.
Okay, so due to a thunderstorm with blackouts I've decided to push back the stream to tomorrow. By that I mean about 14 hours from now (10am AEST if you need a time reference.)

Sorry about that but I've had three blackouts in the past hour and the storm looks like it doesn't want to go anywhere any time soon. >.<;
author=Liberty
Okay, so due to a thunderstorm with blackouts I've decided to push back the stream to tomorrow. By that I mean about 14 hours from now (10am AEST if you need a time reference.)

Sorry about that but I've had three blackouts in the past hour and the storm looks like it doesn't want to go anywhere any time soon. >.<;

I don't think I'll be able to watch the stream at time, so I'll just give an advice XD. I forgot to add the "go to title" command at the end of some of the games, so if you find that the game is not ending, just quit.