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I wish i loved mornings but they've become a reminder of my position as a permanent low-wage slave. Now I can't wake up without feeling negative vibes.
My cats aren't getting along these days, they keep having fights even when they're eating. Don't know why.
My cats aren't getting along these days, they keep having fights even when they're eating. Don't know why.
Been enjoying my wife's days off by binge watching some anime we've been meaning to get caught up on. And today, other than going into to town to pay a bill or two, we're having our monthly restaurant outing.
Gotta stop and enjoy the small things, you know? :3
Gotta stop and enjoy the small things, you know? :3
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874

This. This is why I don't like dogs. They bring you stuff to share, but get loud and angry if you try to share that thing with them. Make up your mind, dog.
And don't bring litter box poop or dead baby bunnies from the yard and hide them somewhere; I don't want them.
Cats on the other hand don't share anything, so if they're angry at you, you have only yourself to blame.
Cats is chill.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Just play tug of war with the frisbee like your poor dog wants.
...Wait, your cat doesn't bring you live snakes and mice, or hide pom-poms in all of your shoes?
...Wait, your cat doesn't bring you live snakes and mice, or hide pom-poms in all of your shoes?
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
author=LockeZ
your cat doesn't bring you live snakes and mice,
Terrifying.
author=LockeZ
or hide pom-poms in all of your shoes?
Cozy.
I've got a 50-50 chance of it being something good. With dogs, it's all shit.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
author=LockeZMine has brought, in order of appearance:
...Wait, your cat doesn't bring you live snakes and mice, or hide pom-poms in all of your shoes?
- A brand new package of plastic forks
- Correspondence belonging to neighbors 3 blocks away
- One (1) feather of an unknown large bird
- Three plastic cups
- A dirty blue male t-shirt
- A 27" cardboard box
- The entire large bird, alive and unspoiled
- Little girl underwear (Minnie mouse print). My mother went pale when she came home and saw me with these in my hands. Had to spend 2 hours convincing her i'm not a pedophile.
- Two bananas, ripe
- More correspondence from neighbors, this time from the same block
- A king-size bed sheet. We don't know where she picked it from or how she carried it all the way home, through the small window she comes and goes out from, and into my sister's room (for reference, we live at the top floor of an apartment complex, the only way my cat can traverse the neighborhood is by jumping through rooftops.)
- A package of ziplock bags (open)
- A wooden spoon
- A brand new package of baby wipes
- Empty cans of Indio cilantro beer
I'm afraid she'll get poisoned by a very pissed off neighbor one of these days, but i don't know how to stop this stupid cat. If only i didn't give her the impression that i can't fend for my self so much that she needs to find things for me to live with.
Dogs are cuddly
Cats are cuddly
Dogs chew things
Cats scratch things
Dogs get fleas
Cats get fleas
Love them both without cease.
They have their flaws, claws, and little paws
Different needs and different "Awww"s
But the thought that should give you the most pause
is simply
they're goddamn animals, whatdoyaexpect?
Now owls, owls I can get behind.
Cats are cuddly
Dogs chew things
Cats scratch things
Dogs get fleas
Cats get fleas
Love them both without cease.
They have their flaws, claws, and little paws
Different needs and different "Awww"s
But the thought that should give you the most pause
is simply
they're goddamn animals, whatdoyaexpect?
Now owls, owls I can get behind.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
author=Dudesoft
The universe is a weird, fucked up tangent of random stupidity sometimes.
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Corfaisus
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As long as I get my homemade kosher garlic dill pickles, Cthulhu can have whatever he wants. It doesn't even have to be that; just good quality kosher dill deli pickles will do. Just give me the whole jar. I have been wanting pickles so bad since going back to the hospital. Please, not that Mt. Olive or Vlasic crap.
I've had a whole jar of pickles on two occasions. They were given as a gift both times, though, so, maybe that doesn't exactly count?
Fun fact, they don't sell pickles like those here. I've never eaten a pickle.
sooooomewheeere oover the rainbow ♪
way up high ♫
EDIT: Oh no wait, yes i have. The pickles in burger king's burgers.
But i've never eaten a whole pickle.
aaand the dreams that you dreamed of ♫
once in a lullabyyyy ♪
sooooomewheeere oover the rainbow ♪
way up high ♫
EDIT: Oh no wait, yes i have. The pickles in burger king's burgers.
But i've never eaten a whole pickle.
aaand the dreams that you dreamed of ♫
once in a lullabyyyy ♪
I always wondered what they smell like.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
Probably like a gym sock mixed with a messy diaper waved over a pile of death.






















