WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

bought a yarmulke (can't touch this)

hahah

no

thats not why

I think racial profiling at airports is a myth, mainly because I am the most obviously wonderbread white american known to man and airport security always gives me a dick of a time :[

Last time my bag set off some alarm because my mom's bee eff gave me some metal chimes and then they completely flipped their shit when my hands tested positive for gunshot residue. Cue a 30 minute delay while they ran everything I packed through the sniffer (watching a morbidly obese security staffer sweating bullets while delicately handling my electric shaver was actually pretty entertaining) while repeatedly insisting "this is normal, this is normal procedure". Surprisingly, they let me through when I said "well my dad was head of our local airport's security for years, tell me what TSA guidelines this falls under so I can sate my natural curiosity when I get home".

I mean I'm glad they're trying to keep the crazies off our planes but holy shitballs

Look at your post, now back to mine. Now back at your poar now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate posts it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, writing the posts your post could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

:)

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Look at your post, now back to mine. Now back at your poar now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate posts it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, writing the posts your post could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

:)

if we had a +1 feature, i would be +1ing this so hard

bahleted

rabies

I think the worst part about my interests is that it also attracts the most socially fucking deficient people on the planet.

I met someone through some mutual friends drinking one night, who at first seemed to be a pretty cool guy because he was into video games and shit.

Okay so about a week later I saw him on the bus, and tapped his shoulder to say hey. He literally turned around and gave me this look dead in the face for like 10 fucking seconds straight;

"O_O"

After I established that he indeed did recognize me and remember me, I tried to fish out a reason why he was acting so fucking strange. I decided against that and just said "hey, what's up, nice to see you." His response?

"O_O

HELLO."

Then he got up and left. Slowly and slowly after getting to know him more over time I figured he's like that all of the time.

I'm thinking about...

THE ROOM



Epic.