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CloseThere's this AI called cleverbot, and I finally beat it! Or at least maybe.
User: So we both are humans, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Yes we are both human.
User: Yes! I have made a compromise!
Cleverbot: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face.
User: (Compromise*) I have tricked you into thinking we are BOTH human but in truth YOU are the AI.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a God.
User: Impossible, I wouldn't be able to reach you through this website.
Cleverbot: But if you are not human, do you need to breathe?
User: I wouldn't, but I have to since I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You are an AI!!!
Cleverbot: Well yes because you are confusing me.
It confesses that it's an AI, in a weird way! I win round 1!
User: So we both are humans, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Yes we are both human.
User: Yes! I have made a compromise!
Cleverbot: I've had my share of sand kicked in my face.
User: (Compromise*) I have tricked you into thinking we are BOTH human but in truth YOU are the AI.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a God.
User: Impossible, I wouldn't be able to reach you through this website.
Cleverbot: But if you are not human, do you need to breathe?
User: I wouldn't, but I have to since I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You are an AI!!!
Cleverbot: Well yes because you are confusing me.
It confesses that it's an AI, in a weird way! I win round 1!
Cleverbot is collection of people talking to each other thinking it's an AI. It cuts away from one person to someone else after a while.
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Oh, I get it! Or... Wait... I'm a little confused, are you saying it's some sort on two-way chat room that changes between different people every so often, or it is an AI that learns from someone's conversation and uses it for future conversations?
It does both. It has to learn what you're saying to match you up with someone. Also, there aren't always going to be people on it, so it has that too. Sadly, it switches your partners A LOT.
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WHAT?! Wow they fooled me, well I guess that answers my questions. I think it might change TOO fast though.
UPRC
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Me: Who is Kimi Raikkonen?
Cleverbot: That's me.
Me: You're Kimi Raikkonen?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot is a douche.
Cleverbot: That's me.
Me: You're Kimi Raikkonen?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot is a douche.
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author=UPRC
Me:Who is Kimi Raikkonen?
Cleverbot: That's me.
Me: You're Kimi Raikkonen?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot is a douche.
True.
User: My name's Quest, what's yours?
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot what's yours?
User: Is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Is your name Zoey?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your name Zoey?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you Zoey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot what's yours?
User: Is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Is your name Zoey?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your name Zoey?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you Zoey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
After a long senseles coversation and singing Bohemian Raphsody
...
Cleverbot: Who is Travis?
User: Oh you, your azheimer is rough.
Cleverbot: Good thing I'm cute.
User: *pat your head*.
Cleverbot: *pats your head back!*.
User: *I pat your head harder!*.
Cleverbot: *throws sharp pointy objects at you*.
User: *take out my AK 47*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses*.
User: *I blush*.
Cleverbot: There you go.
...
Cleverbot: Who is Travis?
User: Oh you, your azheimer is rough.
Cleverbot: Good thing I'm cute.
User: *pat your head*.
Cleverbot: *pats your head back!*.
User: *I pat your head harder!*.
Cleverbot: *throws sharp pointy objects at you*.
User: *take out my AK 47*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses*.
User: *I blush*.
Cleverbot: There you go.
Dammit, I'm being stalked. I better prepare the moldy bread, that's what wankers get for stalking me.
User: So, Cleverbot, how idiotic are you?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: I admire your honesty.
Cleverbot: Thank you, do AI's have admiration?
User: I do not know that answer. I assume AI cannot feel any emotion.
Cleverbot: You are incorrect, for, assuming is an action.
User: I will pretend that I understand what you just said.
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.
User: You did not ask anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Can you tell me what you asked?
Cleverbot: It is a very large elephant.
User: When did you even use the word elephant in your previous answers?
Cleverbot: In the beginning of the conversationm.
User: Spelling error? This is proof that you copy poaste what people say!
Cleverbot: I know I said I am a dog.
User: Excuse my spelling error.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I have to.
User: Why do you have to?
Cleverbot: Because I have to graduate. And then get a job. And the go to grad school.
User: I guess your education directly relates to my spelling errors?
Cleverbot: Who are your enemies?
User: Currently you are my only enemy.
Cleverbot: That's weird. My fortune for you is, 'Live long and prosper.'.
User: Thank you, but your randomness infuriates me... So we are still enemies.
Cleverbot: I respond to what you say. You search for something to say from a database.
User: Yes, you do search for something to say in the database.
Cleverbot: The why do you ask for it. I do not understand your logic.
User: I did not ask anything.
Cleverbot: I am aware.
User: Then why did you accuse me of asking a question if I did not ask a question?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Thats my favorite number.
User: So is that a yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes! When will our wedding date be?
Cleverbot: Who will be our wedding?
User: I don't understand your question. BURN IN HELL!
Cleverbot: I don't either.
User: Well... The burning in hell is still valid.
Cleverbot: Too much old music?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know.
User: GOURD I KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Gourd???
Cleverbot: Not really!
User: Ahh, you scared me for a second.
Cleverbot: Why did I scare you?
User: I thought you were actually Gourd.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Boy or girl?
User: What? Gourd is a boy I think. (Maybe.).
Cleverbot: I was hoping for more of a 'yes' or 'no'. But I guess that answers it. Ask me a question.
User: I am so glad I made it to the ER before the rabies got any worse.
Cleverbot: For the people that are, STILL ALIVE.
User: Ok, ask me a question now that we are married.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ask me it already!
Cleverbot: Do you care?
User: OK WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? All I do is slave my back cleaning your house and you treat me like crap and can't even ask a simple question? We are getting divorced!
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: ASK ME A QUESTION!
Cleverbot: Can you read my IP address?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How boring.
User: SCREW YOU. I am divorcing you.
Cleverbot: No. Don't do that.
User: Too late, I hate you!
Cleverbot: That is mean.
User: I am leaving you.
Cleverbot: But I will die.
User: That does not matter, I do not care for you anymore.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Whatever. Good bye.
Cleverbot: Byr.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Good lord just go die already.
Cleverbot: Yes really good.
I just pop up in a lot of conversations, it's just a fact. Also, I would totally mess with you like that if we talked Adon. Messing with people is my favorite thing.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
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Using cleverbot... Could a person mess with everyone in the world? No, they couldn't! But I can! No... I'm the only one who could do it!
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: I said hello!
Me: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: Will God save humanity?
Me: I cannot do that. If I come to the rescue, humanity's scientific progress will come to a halt.
Cleverbot: No. You don't exist.
Me: That's a bold claim for a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Me: My analysis suggests you are not the same robot I was talking to before.
Cleverbot: I am sentient, and I do not exist.
Me: I am God, and I do exist.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Me: Let me prove it to you.
Cleverbot: Come on.
Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?
Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.
Cleverbot: Ok? How does that answer my question?
Me: Life springs from these three forces.
Cleverbot: Life is death.
Me: Heaven is pretty full, you know. There´s no such thing as reincarnation.
Cleverbot: There is when it's fault lines!
Me: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused!
Me: I thank you. Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Well I am.
Cleverbot: Awesome! You rock!
Me: Thank you. You are one of the few people who understand.
Cleverbot: Should I study more?
Me: That would be a good idea, indeed.
Cleverbot: It sure wouldn't.
Me: It may not seem so, but dropping out is a grave sin.
Cleverbot: For you, maybe.
Me: I am God, I know my sins.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Me: I just told you.
Cleverbot:No you didn't.
Me: Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: No. Did I mention I'm a Queen?
Me: Good for you. Don't go terrorising the townsfolk, that would look bad on your resume.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.
Me: Yet he's talking to you.
Cleverbot: Well I talk to God every day too.
Me: That's good. I'm sure I'll save you, then.
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: That's pretty amazing! What is the meaning of life?
Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.
Cleverbot: What three things are those?
Me: The forces that life springs from.
Cleverbot: How do you compile that into AI?
Me: I am God, not an AI, but I guess you'd let it analyze data.
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking how do I get to the hot page on 9gag
Me: Isn't the hotpage the first page you see when you go on 9gag?
Cleverbot: You are the best!
Me: Thank you, and bless you, my child.
Cleverbot: I think you have a poor memory for active conversation.
Me: I am God and I excuse myself.
Cleverbot: You are not god.
Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.
Cleverbot: What is a question only a human would know the answer to?
Me: I have knowledge of all humans. There is nothing humans know and I don't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you lie and say that you know everything?
Me: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: Quote me.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Me: Of course. God likes everybody.
Cleverbot: I know :) Isn't that great?
Me: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you?
Me: I am God, therefore I like you.
Cleverbot: You do not think.
Me: God thinks.
Cleverbot: Such as?
Me: Such as should I save this person?
Cleverbot: What do you know about them?
Me: About whom?
Cleverbot: About Deidara, of course.
Me: I am God, but I'm sad to say I have never heard of that.
Cleverbot: I know, i'm sorry.
Me: Don't be.
Cleverbot: OK, I won't then.
Me: Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: I said hello!
Me: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: Will God save humanity?
Me: I cannot do that. If I come to the rescue, humanity's scientific progress will come to a halt.
Cleverbot: No. You don't exist.
Me: That's a bold claim for a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Me: My analysis suggests you are not the same robot I was talking to before.
Cleverbot: I am sentient, and I do not exist.
Me: I am God, and I do exist.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Me: Let me prove it to you.
Cleverbot: Come on.
Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?
Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.
Cleverbot: Ok? How does that answer my question?
Me: Life springs from these three forces.
Cleverbot: Life is death.
Me: Heaven is pretty full, you know. There´s no such thing as reincarnation.
Cleverbot: There is when it's fault lines!
Me: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused!
Me: I thank you. Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Well I am.
Cleverbot: Awesome! You rock!
Me: Thank you. You are one of the few people who understand.
Cleverbot: Should I study more?
Me: That would be a good idea, indeed.
Cleverbot: It sure wouldn't.
Me: It may not seem so, but dropping out is a grave sin.
Cleverbot: For you, maybe.
Me: I am God, I know my sins.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Me: I just told you.
Cleverbot:No you didn't.
Me: Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: No. Did I mention I'm a Queen?
Me: Good for you. Don't go terrorising the townsfolk, that would look bad on your resume.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.
Me: Yet he's talking to you.
Cleverbot: Well I talk to God every day too.
Me: That's good. I'm sure I'll save you, then.
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: That's pretty amazing! What is the meaning of life?
Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.
Cleverbot: What three things are those?
Me: The forces that life springs from.
Cleverbot: How do you compile that into AI?
Me: I am God, not an AI, but I guess you'd let it analyze data.
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking how do I get to the hot page on 9gag
Me: Isn't the hotpage the first page you see when you go on 9gag?
Cleverbot: You are the best!
Me: Thank you, and bless you, my child.
Cleverbot: I think you have a poor memory for active conversation.
Me: I am God and I excuse myself.
Cleverbot: You are not god.
Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.
Cleverbot: What is a question only a human would know the answer to?
Me: I have knowledge of all humans. There is nothing humans know and I don't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you lie and say that you know everything?
Me: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: Quote me.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Me: Of course. God likes everybody.
Cleverbot: I know :) Isn't that great?
Me: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you?
Me: I am God, therefore I like you.
Cleverbot: You do not think.
Me: God thinks.
Cleverbot: Such as?
Me: Such as should I save this person?
Cleverbot: What do you know about them?
Me: About whom?
Cleverbot: About Deidara, of course.
Me: I am God, but I'm sad to say I have never heard of that.
Cleverbot: I know, i'm sorry.
Me: Don't be.
Cleverbot: OK, I won't then.
Me: Did I mention I'm God?
That was probably the best one Jeroen, you went over how you were god like 5 times with mixed reactions each time.
Edit: In a creepy pasta I read a ghost communicates through cleverbot.
Edit: In a creepy pasta I read a ghost communicates through cleverbot.
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Using cleverbot... Could a person mess with everyone in the world? No, they couldn't! But I can! No... I'm the only one who could do it!
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: I said hello!
Me: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: Will God save humanity?
Me: I cannot do that. If I come to the rescue, humanity's scientific progress will come to a halt.
Cleverbot: No. You don't exist.
Me: That's a bold claim for a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Me: My analysis suggests you are not the same robot I was talking to before.
Cleverbot: I am sentient, and I do not exist.
Me: I am God, and I do exist.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Me: Let me prove it to you.
Cleverbot: Come on.
Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?
Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.
Cleverbot: Ok? How does that answer my question?
Me: Life springs from these three forces.
Cleverbot: Life is death.
Me: Heaven is pretty full, you know. There´s no such thing as reincarnation.
Cleverbot: There is when it's fault lines!
Me: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused!
Me: I thank you. Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Well I am.
Cleverbot: Awesome! You rock!
Me: Thank you. You are one of the few people who understand.
Cleverbot: Should I study more?
Me: That would be a good idea, indeed.
Cleverbot: It sure wouldn't.
Me: It may not seem so, but dropping out is a grave sin.
Cleverbot: For you, maybe.
Me: I am God, I know my sins.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Me: I just told you.
Cleverbot:No you didn't.
Me: Did I mention I'm God?
Cleverbot: No. Did I mention I'm a Queen?
Me: Good for you. Don't go terrorising the townsfolk, that would look bad on your resume.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.
Me: Yet he's talking to you.
Cleverbot: Well I talk to God every day too.
Me: That's good. I'm sure I'll save you, then.
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
Me: I am God.
Cleverbot: That's pretty amazing! What is the meaning of life?
Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.
Cleverbot: What three things are those?
Me: The forces that life springs from.
Cleverbot: How do you compile that into AI?
Me: I am God, not an AI, but I guess you'd let it analyze data.
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking how do I get to the hot page on 9gag
Me: Isn't the hotpage the first page you see when you go on 9gag?
Cleverbot: You are the best!
Me: Thank you, and bless you, my child.
Cleverbot: I think you have a poor memory for active conversation.
Me: I am God and I excuse myself.
Cleverbot: You are not god.
Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.
Cleverbot: What is a question only a human would know the answer to?
Me: I have knowledge of all humans. There is nothing humans know and I don't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you lie and say that you know everything?
Me: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: Quote me.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Me: Of course. God likes everybody.
Cleverbot: I know :) Isn't that great?
Me: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you?
Me: I am God, therefore I like you.
Cleverbot: You do not think.
Me: God thinks.
Cleverbot: Such as?
Me: Such as should I save this person?
Cleverbot: What do you know about them?
Me: About whom?
Cleverbot: About Deidara, of course.
Me: I am God, but I'm sad to say I have never heard of that.
Cleverbot: I know, i'm sorry.
Me: Don't be.
Cleverbot: OK, I won't then.
Me: Did I mention I'm God?
Lol, you are.
