LOCKEZ'S FORUM RPG

Starting with this battle, turn order is now chosen randomly. If your actions depend on someone else's actions happening first, I will allow you to delay your own action until after theirs.

Arandomgamemaker
You bark an order to Moggy, who kupos agreeably. The moogle uses some of your pillowcases and water to treat Nightowl's wounds (rolled 3). Nightowl's leg is still badly hurt and prevents him from walking, but the gauze sooths his burns and removes the penalty he was receiving from them.

You also cast Cure on Gourd_Clae's moogle, attempting to heal the poor creature's inadvertant pompomectomy (rolled 1). The moogle, unused to seeing magic, leaps back to dodge your spell in fear and falls into a pit. Its fluff prevents it from being hurt by the fall, but its tiny bat wings are not powerful enough to let it fly out and it will be stuck until the end of the battle or until rescued.

Hobbie
Hobbie attempts to talk the Repo Men into leaving peacefully and discussing this issue over a drink (rolled 1). The Repo Men let him know how they feel about this plan with a wrench to the groin. Hobbie is clutching his tender bits and hopping around sobbing in extreme pain, and will be unable to act next round.

Vaporite C
Vaporite C floats over to MrChearlie and gets all up in his business, engulfing him in a toxic cloud of decongestant (rolled 2). MrChearlie is left with a slimy residue on his chest, but successfully holds his breath to avoid taking damage.

Repo Man C
Repo Man C tosses a wrench at Arandomgamemaker's face. Arandomgamemaker dodges in slow motion. The wrench tumbles into the darkness.

Zeuzio
You cock your glock, and with a pop pop pop, you fire a shot at the foe to be stopped (rolled 2 +1 = 3). Your bullet grazes Repo Man B's shoulder, giving the enemy a -1 penalty to dodging attacks.

Repo Man D
Repo Man D attacks Gourd_Clae with a throwing wrench attack (rolled 3), which connects with his weapon hand. Gourd_Clae's torch is knocked out of his hand and lands on the ground, and two of his fingers are broken, causing -1 to attack rolls. Because the dropped item was a torch, it can be easily seen in the dim light, and thus can be retrieved and used without penalty.

Gourd_Clae
You retrieve your torch and attempt to attack the Vaporite with the flames (rolled 5 -1 +1 = 5). You receive a hit bonus due to elemental weakness, and the mists making up the monster's body disperse into the air! Vaporite B has been... evaporited. *sunglasses*

Allen Hunter
You use a healing potion on your injured hand (rolled 5) and are fully recovered. In fact, you feel energy flowing through you and will receive +1 to all dodge chances for the rest of the battle.

Dak
Dak attacks Vaporite A with a raging headbutt (rolled 1). Vaporite A is a cloud of gas, and this attack works as well as anyone could have possibly expected, which is to say not at all. Dak breathes in a pretty hefty amount of Vicks & Wedge Vaporub fumes in the process, totally clearing his sinuses and causing him to start convulsing on the floor.

Prexus
You toss a slab of meat at Repo Man C, trying to get it to stick onto his face or something (rolled 1). Intersector leaps up and catches it mid-air and begins happily gnawing on it. Intersector will be occupied for the rest of the battle.

Repo Man B
Repo Man B sees his friends tossing their wrenches away and decides that's kind of dumb. He bends his into a wrencherang so that it will return after being tossed. He chucks the weapon at Allen Hunter (rolled 5 -1 -2 = 2); the weapon bounces harmlessly off of Allen's armor before returning to Repo Man B's hand.

MrChearlie
You get in close and breathe in Repo Man C's face (rolled 4 -1 = 3). Repo Man C offers you a breath mint, which you gratefully accept. You have acquired 1x Breath Mint.

Repo Man A
Repo Man A leaps onto Nightowl's back in an attempt to start clobbering him over the head with his wrench (rolled 3 -1 = 2). Mid-leap, he gets shurikened in the face by a ninja star Nightowl had prepared (rolled 3 +1). Repo Man A is blinded and cannot perform any actions.

RabitZ
You perpetrate some rather effective violence on the enemy party (rolled 4 +1 = 5), gutting one of the midgets. Repo Man A falls to his knees, coughs up blood, reaches into the air melodramatically, and dies.

Nightowl
You guzzle a healing potion, and your leg is as good as new (rolled 5). You are invigorated by the potion and will receive +1 to dodge rolls for the duration of the battle.

Dorakyura
You grab a lantern off the wall, and smash it and a flask of booze under Vaporite C, since Vaporite B is already toast (rolled 6 +1 = 6). The Vaporite reacts to the added fuel and explodes violently under the heat of the flames, shaking the cave and causing the entrance to cave in. Crap.

Yellow Magic
Wielding your iron blade, which shines in the torchlight, you drive it to the hilt into Repo Man D's chest. This turns out to be a pretty bad idea since the sword won't easily come out of the foe's body afterward. You can still use the weapon, but you have a 70 pound midget shishkabobed onto it, so it now grants -3 to attack rolls instead of +1 until you get a chance to remove the encumbrance.

Staph Tespan
You fire a crossbow bolt at Repo Man B (rolled 6 -1 +1 = 6). Your shot pierces straight through the enemy's throat, losing only minimal momentum, and ricochets off of the cavern wall behind it. Nightowl successfully dodges the stray bolt as it flies towards him (rolled 6 +1 = 6) but falls into a ten foot deep pit. He will be unable to act for the remainder of the battle unless rescued. On the plus side, Repo Man B is dead.

Vaporite A
Vaporite A hovers toward Zeuzio and attempts to choke him by engulfing him in a thick cloud of, uh, itself (rolled 1). Zeuzio inhales deeply, and is cured of his allergy to ragweed.

Xavion
You construct some kind of makeshift sword-flail and use it to slice Repo Man C from a good distance (which is the exact length of the rope, by the way). Your unwieldy weapon gets tangled up and swings back (rolled 1), simultaneously choking and decapitating you. You are dead, but will get better after a good night's sleep.

SorceressKyrsty
You are sitting on the sidelines playing Uno against several were-rats, apparently inattentive to the battle.



The next round of combat has begun. All players who are alive and able to act may submit another action.

REMAINING ENEMIES
Repo Man C
Repo Man D
Vaporite A

author=Gourd_Clae
Is Nightowl in the same hole as my moogle?

Two seperate holes. Sorry.

Yeah, I'll let you keep the empty flask. This is gonna turn into Fallout RPG pretty soon here, except instead of just being useless, the junk will be useless and also have a 1/3 chance of causing accidental dismemberment every time you touch it. But that's basically the whole fun of RTD.