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Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''DOGGGGGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!''

I try to pet the bulldog

Roll(2d6)+0:
3,1,+0
Total:4
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
I carefully put the (clearly) wanted poster somewhere on my person where nobody, especially Princess Kenny or (if we find her) Moodonna can see it and I walk into the bar.

11
"Helllooo? I am Moodonna Funbags. Have you noticed any thing odd in the area lately? A railroad was recently bull-ocked (blocked) and I'd like to be well prepared when I face it."
7!
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Frogge / Princess Kenny
The tickling fingers of Kenny's froggy fingers reach around and scritch just behind the giant bulldog's ear.
The dog is caught off guard and is Boggled! He will miss next turn!

Pianotm / Flower
The sea serpent slithers into the tavern, and can see clearly the construction materials of the building being signage. It is a very crude job.
Inside, he finds Princess Kenny scratching a dog that looks strikingly similar to the face on the Wan Ed poster...

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
Moodonna succeeds her Fast-Talk check.
"Railroad? Y'blind?! The railroad got built already! Look!!!" The angry-looking bulldog points to just behind the military fort, to where a set of tracks lead off into the distance. "In one direction, y'got Old Man Murphy's Farm, in the other, y'got the prison, an' beyon' that is Mountain Town. I reckon y'can follow the tracks all the way to Mountain Town, as it were the reason for buildin' the darn things..."
The bulldog spits. "It ain't natural, I tell you what."
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
WHO'S A GOOD DOGGY? YOU'RE A GOOD DOGGY! YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!

Keep petting!

Roll(2d6)+0:
2,3,+0
Total:5
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
I walk up to the bulldog and ask, "Excuse me, but might you be the proprietor of this fine establishment?"

7
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''He's a good boy, that's what he is''
I thank him for the info and follow the railroad toward mtn town to inspect the problem.

3 (assuming that's not where I came from)
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower and Frogge / Princess Kenny
It seems that Princess Kenny has found the Sweet Spot, turing the formerly angry-faced bulldog into a puddle of doggo. He slid to the floor and let his tongue lull out of his monstrous maw, while one leg kicks slightly.
"Duh... that's right, I'm a good boy," the bulldog says with a voice full of derp.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
Ambling alongside the railroad, Moodonna, Flipper and Flapper soon find themselves outside a ranch. The entrance leading in has a sign that says, "O d an urp y", with little round holes cutting up the rest of the sign.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"I...ahem...may know where I can find a certain individual by the name of Sezesu. Merely a possibility." I can taste those million smackers.

4
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
GOOD DOGGY! GOOD DOGGY! Wanna fetch the ball?? Go fetch the ball!!! Wait I don't have a ball.

Look around for a ball!!! (or stick, or anything to throw)

Roll(2d6)+0:
2,4,+0
Total:6
Looks dangerous! I'll keep on moving into old murphy's farm and investigate. (Thanks for the map in PM btw~)

10

Lol I love frogge's "dog fight" right now XD
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Dogs are my area of expertise. There is no such thing as a bad dog. All dogs are good in their hearts. You just have to make them show how good they are.
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower and Frogge / Princess Kenny
As soon as Princess Kenny stops scratching the giant bulldog to find a ball or equivalent, his eyes bulge out. His mouth goobers with slobber, and his pupils narrow. Rage seems to emanate from the bulldog.
"Did you says, Sezeso?!"
Suddenly, Princess Kenny finds a piece of broken chair that looks much like a stick. Instantly, the bulldog is mesmerized and does not attack. Instead, he sits down, begins to excitedly pant and wag his tail.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
As Moodonna's crew ambles along at a leisurely pace, they come across a white fortress. Barbed wire covers the top of a steep wall, and there is a single armed guard up top. He is holding a rifle.
He is a gorilla.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"Kenny, please! I'm trying to make us rich!"

"Yes, Mad Dog Sezeso! I know where to find him!"

7
"Hellloooo? I am Moodonna Funbags - I've come to inspect the railroad but I moo-st come by. Could you open the gates? I'd greatly appreciate your cowoperation in this matter!"

8
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
''That can wait, piano. NOW, WHO'S A GOOD BOY?''

I throw the stick.

Roll(2d6)+0:
2,4,+0
Total:6
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Pianotm / Flower
As soon as Flower utters the word "Sezeso", the giant bulldog's head turns red, and like a hot kettle emits jets of steam from his ears.
"Sezeso?!" Instantly, he flies into an uncontrollable rage, smashing tables and anything else in reach.

Frogge / Princess Kenny
Unfortunately, the stick in Princess Kenny's fingers is a bit slippery from whatever substance they drink here (Probably gross brown water on the rocks). The stick falls from his grasp before he has a chance to launch it, and the stick falls just behind him. The enraged bulldog clears the room in a single bound to attack Princess Kenny with a giant Fight roll of 10. He misses entirely, and instead crashes into a wall. Regardless of the target, the bulldog rips the wall off with his teeth and smashes the surrounding floor boards.

Gourd_Clae / Moodonna Funbags
The gorilla guard peers left and right after hearing Moodonna's request. Then he eyeballs the telltale sombrero of Flapper.
After a moment, the gorilla rubs his index finger under his nose, then makes a small motion with his head towards an unseen individual, and the front gate opens. A slow, tedious gate that takes a little under five minutes to open.
Well, the gate is now open. What's the worst that could happen?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
"Yes! Please calm down! Se-The bad dog! I know where to find him! I see that he's wanted for bad things! You would never have to worry about him again!"

4 for fast talk.
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
18995
Awww, it was coming at me for a hug! I'll give you a hug, bud!
I attempt to hug the doggy.

Roll(2d6)+0:
5,1,+0
Total:6