FUNNY/ODD THINGS SAID WHILST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

I'm sure we've all done this or know someone who has: gotten mad during a video gaming session and blurted out something that changed the mood instantly. This could be a time you fell off screen on a platformer and brought yourself one step closer to a game over, or while fighting an infuriating boss in an RPG, obtaining victory, and in an angry, adrenaline-fueled relief vulgar-thrusted towards the television set, realizing only after doing so that you're grandmother was behind you watching.

So this raises the question: what have you or one of your acquaintances done in the past that you remember vividly enough to recall for the sake of discussion? And please refrain from making something up just to post. I'll start...

A couple of weeks ago I was playing Megaman 3 early in the morning (around 2 A.M). I had decided to attempt to clear Shadow Man's stage, which was all well and good seeing as how I never had any problem with it before. I had just cleared the battle with Protoman and was making my way down the next hall. Upon passing the room with the Peterchys, Walking Bombs, and the Holograms, I worked my way to the next room where I came face to face with the little jumping robotic rabbit lawnmower bastards (who the hell even knows what they are?) also known as the Mecha Kero. Regularly they're small fry, but this night I had extremely sour luck with them. They would hit me and I'd try to run away. I'd get hit again and attempt to run back. After getting hit a fair number of times, anger built up inside me and I finally yelled out "QUIT JUMPING IN MY ASS!!"

I paused the game and sat back for a minute to think over what I had just said. Slowly my anger dispersed and was exchanged for an awkward inner laugh. Had it not been for the time it took place at, I probably wouldn't have responded as I did, seeing as how just about everything that happens after 2 A.M seems a little funnier than it really is.

Granted, this wasn't the "funniest damn thing to ever happen to me" but the only one I could clearly remember at this time. Seeing as how everyone will have better stories than me, please share your moments below.