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A foray into the thoughts of a man who's mind has turned to shit.
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SatiRPG
This is a game I made back during the start of lockdown in 2020. It started as a silly little way to pass time and over like 4 months it turned into an honest to god project I'd sunk about 300 hours into. It's something of a relic as it's literally the first ever project I made although you'll soon find that glaringly apparent.
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very cool whats it about
I'm glad you asked, disembodied voice I've heard since I was 10! SatiRPG is a silly little comedy/satire//irony/otherfunnyword RPG that focuses on our hero, Skellington! With our aforementioned protagonist waking up no memories, because backstories are hard, he is soon thrust into a world he must save with absolutely no clue how to do it. Join him as he traverses a world of the weird, the wonderful and the downright cursed.
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epic and nice how does it play
Another excellent question! SatiRPG is a classic turn based RPG at its heart! I put a lot of effort into making the gameplay fair and balanced unless it's a parituclar situation where making the game unbalanced is funny for the player. Every playable character has their own niche in combat resulting in a party dynamic that usually results in every member having their own role to play in a way that makes them all synergise together. Other weird quirks include random encounters giving zero exp and instead giving money (and occasionally onions). Exp is gained via exploring, interacting with the world and doing favours for its denizens. Anything from buying a lootbox to killing Santa Claus is a surefire way to level up your party.
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okay is it hard or enjoyable
Well as far as "Quirky Indie RPGs" go this one is quite the masterwork. Typical gameplay from start to finish is anywhere from 3 to 5 hours. This typically skews in either direction depending on your skills in quirky indie RPGs, how quickly you read dialogue and whether you save frequently or not. There are multiple items available in game through dialogue and exploration to allow you to make the game a little easier if you are struggling.
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Content Warning
This game does not contain any hate speech or untoward portrayals (unless its toward skeletons) but it does contain strong language, some a fair bit of crude humour and a lot of copyright music. So if you do choose to stream it/show your granny do just bare that in mind if you are so inclined to actually care about that sort of thing.
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Latest Blog

The Hard Mode Update!

Good day kings, queens and those who identify as something cooler!

Today I bring you the most dogshit update to the game no one fully comprehends.
It's been something I've entertained in my head for a while and I finally managed to sit down and bang out a brand new way to play SatiRPG!

FEATURES
Challenging, but fair combat!
Several new enemies!
Over 25 Hard Mode exclusive encounters!
A bonus folder with special music and art by VanessatheNoob and YaldiTime!
An exclusive ending with a thinly veiled comment about my failed project!
A King Crimson reference in 2023.

Where did you get the idea? :ooo
Well you see, between 2021 and 2022 I attempted to turn SatiRPG into a serious project on MZ that had no copyright material and would effectively be its own standalone product. Due to a torrent of issues I faced, the game unfortunately never saw the light of day. However the extremely talented artist and musician I worked with produced some great stuff that would never be seen by players and that ultimately didn't sit well with me. Hard Mode brings these alongside some other nonsense I've wanted to include.

So what is Hard Mode?
Great question, narrator! Hard Mode is a new difficulty setting for SatiRPG. These changes include more mandatory encounters, with greater difficulty and a slightly different story as a result. It sort of functions as a New Game+ of sorts, given how it's a choice made in the tutorial, with knowledge of the game beforehand providing an aid of sorts to turn the tides in your favour.

Is there a unique Hard Mode encounter where you fight a 1997 Ford Escort?
Yes.
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CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
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This game is friggin’ siiiiiiick. And i should finish it. Welp. :) But the game itself is great
author=CashmereCat
This game is friggin’ siiiiiiick. And i should finish it. Welp. :) But the game itself is great


Of all of the people to drop the first comment I couldn't be happier that it's my lifelong brungling partner <3
This game is simply a masterpiece.
author=heystack
The download doesn't work.


very sorry about this! that should be it working now.

please accept 100 apologies and this bag of white powder that fell off the back of a truck
author=hotgamerdad
author=heystack
The download doesn't work.
very sorry about this! that should be it working now.

please accept 100 apologies and this bag of white powder that fell off the back of a truck


THXS
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