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author=GreatRedSpirit
I remember some snack bag sized oreo thing that was literally just a harder version of the biscuit with no cream in it at all and I was going to lay down some oreo truths

Oh, you mean these things:



Yeah, we used to have those things in our lunches back then in elementary school. I didn't think they were that bad, though. Although I was a kid back then when I used to eat these, so they probably taste as hard a rock trying them now.

author=InfectionFiles
Oreos are nasty and just the other day I passed some in the store and thought "man, it's been forever since I've eaten those" I remember why though, they just aren't good as an adult

Yeah, I find that the same thing has happens to me when eating certain junk foods now, such as sugary cereals like Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, and even those long ass Fruit Roll-Up’s bars that we used to get in our lunches back then in elementary school. Although they still kind of taste okay for me if I decide to eat them the odd time every once in a while (which is hardly ever now), they’re just waaay too sugary and gross now to eat on a regular basis, so it’s only a one-time thing for me now. But, hey, at least I can still eat them every once in a while.

author=Pizza
Oreos are gross. Golden Oreos are less gross, but they're still pretty gross.

I'd be more worried about the existence/popularity of Ultra-mega-triple stuffed Oreos, personally. It's like eating a tub of caulking fluid.

I actually like those Golden Oreo ones; it’s basically like eating one of those vanilla girl guide cookies that they would sell around every spring. (Which reminds me, I gotta get me some of those soon).

Oh yeah - those triple, mega-stuffed sized Oreo ones, pfft... I’ve never tried them before, but I have seen them in stores before, though. They do look gross.

author=Dyhalto
This old advert is once again applicable.

Now we just need one for “where’s the cream?” :P