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Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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"Winning" internet arguments via dismissive hyperbolic falsehoods and selective ignorance.

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"Take this beautiful moment and make a joke out of it. If you can't, you're a slave to it."

"The imperfections show the face."
Tales from Zilmurik
Epic of Damnation and Redemption

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Oh, the thing where it makes the triangle and then shoots straight up? Okay.

I hate strategy RPGs! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

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Wiegraf is the #1 reason why players give up on Final Fantasy Tactics. The second of the three battles at Riovanes Castle starts with a one-on-one duel between Ramza and Wiegraf. Unless you either know what's coming in advance or have a particularly powerful Ramza (with some very specific equipment), Wiegraf will wipe the floor with you over and over again. To make matters worse, once you finish the first battle at Riovanes, you can't leave until all three are finished. If you can't beat Wiegraf and neglected to save to another file before entering Riovanes, you're stuck. During my first time playing Tactics I developed Ramza as a Black Mage/Time Mage, having no idea something like this would ever happen. Each try went something like:


- Turn #1: Wiegraf uses Lightning Stab.
- Turn #2: Ramza begins casting Ice2.
- Turn #3: Wiegraf uses Lightning Stab.
* GAME OVER *


- Turn #1: Wiegraf uses Lightning Stab.
- Turn #2: Ramza begins casting Stop.
- Turn #2: Wiegraf uses Lightning Stab.
* GAME OVER *


- Turn #1: Wiegraf uses Lightning Stab.
- Turn #2: Ramza begins casting Haste.
- Turn #3: Wiegraf uses Lightning Stab.
* GAME OVER *

There's nothing quite like sinking fifteen to twenty hours into a video game and then having to start over from scratch. I think at this point I threw Tactics aside and replayed Shining Force II with my thumb in my mouth.

Reason #2 why people give up playing Final Fantasy Tactics. So you've finally managed to luck out and beat Wiegraf, even though it took twenty minutes of running back and forth while pecking away at his health? Don't pat yourself on the back just yet. As soon as Wiegraf collapses, Velius drops in. Don't expect a fight as easy as Queklain. Velius is fast. He's got more HP than anything you've fought so far. He packs one of the strongest spells in the game and has an ability that cuts its charge time in half. He comes backed by three Archaic Demons who are capable of picking your team off at wide distances with Dark Holy and Gigaflare, and have too much HP to take out in just one or two turns. And if you happen to lose the battle (likely), you get to reboot and fight Wiegraf all over again. Jeez. I don't think Tactics ever gets harder than this.

In Final Fantasy Tactics: The Story, Rafa is the more discerning and perceptive of the Galthana siblings. In Final Fantasy Tactics: The Game, Rafa is a suicidal moron, as anyone who's spent two hours stuck at the Riovanes Rooftop battle will attest. "PROTECT RAFA FROM ELMDOR AND HIS ASSASSINS," says the battle prompt. Four times out of five, the AI-controlled Rafa will begin the fight by strolling right up to Elmdor and his one-hit kill hussies, whack at them with her crappy little stick, and get slashed to pieces in retaliation for an instant Game Over. Schade!

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I beat FF6 and this doesn't look familiar.

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Those are some mean buns.

A.I. Generation and RMN

Voice overs in RPG Maker are a losing proposition anyway. The message box takes up a third of the screen already, and any subtle actions aren't consuming enough to require a completely different set of senses to understand. Take a scene like this:


Even professional voice acting wouldn't add anything to the scene. If anything, it'll just sound foolish.

You're reading a book - add your own inflection; it'll always sound better in your head. A show/movie "needs" voices to make the story real to the viewer. Interactivity fills any need for narration.


Nah, I'll just read it instead. Is this a game or a movie? Why are you drawing my eye away from the movie to read a book? I'm listening in English and reading in English - nothing is lost on me. If you're not telling me what I need to know through your visuals, why use a visual medium? Why is this a game?!

This scene shows a bunch of people sitting around a campfire and looking sort of sad/lost(?). This dude walks away and stares out over the distance of a world that seems to have fallen apart. The screen fades to black. What were we just told? Does it have anything to do with "Listen to my story. This may be our last chance"? I don't think so. If anything, the world has fallen apart and people are sad about it. Strike one, but now: show me more.

Next scene: same dude is fondling a sports ball, spins it and hands it to some small human. Tall humans crowd him and he leaves. Why did he stop? What is this controller doing in front of my movie? As he's walking down the road, he stops to see a billboard/television of some dude. Is he important? Meh. Guess my dude loves sports and walking?

Movie start: my dude is good at sports, but now there's some big thing ripping the world apart. Maybe this has something to do with what the beginning of the movie game showed me. Is this when people get sad? Am I sad yet?

Now let's go back:


What does this scene tell us? Girl and boy are walking through forest - girl is scared. The forest doesn't look scary, so why is she afraid? Having me hear her say that she's afraid isn't going to make me understand it any more than I'm already supposed to, and personally disagreeing with the tone (and God forbid I'm inconvenienced by the text being slowed down for the sake of the voice over) is going to put me off.

They Walk Among Us

Who's going to put out their game in the next hour and be the first(only?) to cash in on that makerscore?

Bringing Back a Potential RM Renaissance

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That Wolfenstein 3D part got a giggle out of me, but it did raise the mental question: why not just use Doom? It's been open for decades and can do the same thing but better.

A.I. Generation and RMN

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no one except whoever's viewing this is actually on rmn anymore every post is just generated based on previous posts

I've pondered the way we borrow from learned language, sentence structure and idioms to form "clever" statements. How many options do we really have with how we "choose" to respond? Are we any better than the machines?

Has anyone used Grammarly instead of learning how to speak?

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I like that dog.

I am NOT a Nazi and I am NOT a furry. Stop accusing me of things.

It's because the Krimsonkatt on Inkbunny (upon doing some investigation) follows and favorites some Nazi fur stuff. I asked under the presumption that this user with the same name and spelling was you. Seeing as the only other user with this name is a DeviantArt account which is yours, it was an honest mistake.