HOMUNCULUS'S PROFILE

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Homonculus, Is that really you!? :D

Where is this facebook group page? I'm having a hard time looking for the correct one.

YUSS! :D yuss. Indeed. Try out this link, I don't know if it'll actually work lol it should though

HERE!

WELL. I'm relatively new here. I see some familiar faces from RRR, but for the most part, I don't know a lot of you peoples so I'm sayin LET'S ANSWER RANDOM QUESTIONS. Blank form below.

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?

I guess I'd help them lol. Not from care or concern, just cause I know I have a heavy conscience and would feel like shit if I didn't do anything. Maybe I'd wear and a mask and scoot off right away after calling the cops, no communication, just drag and run. Drag... DRAG. If I for some reason had a dress and they were passed out, I'd totally put the dress on them THEN run away.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?

Offer to celebrate over beer, feel bad for offering a pregger person beer, and replace beer with hugs and happytears.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?

I work at a call center. Every shift makes me want to punch 50 people in the face.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?

M&M's

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?

Maybe put on a pound??? I haven't gained or lost any noticable weight in a year LOL

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?

CRUNCHY


7. One of your good friends just called you a bitch. What do you do?

Throw sand in their eyes. If they say I'm a bitch I may as well be a bitch :D

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?

Byron

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?

August

10. What are you craving right now?

Subwaaaayyyyyyy

11. What was the last thing you cried about?

HOW ADORABLY MY KITTENS ARE

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?

No... I... Wait for it... Wait for iiittt... GIVE THE CASHIER MY TWO CENTS. Yesssss... Seriously though. Canada has discontinued the use of pennies so that's now impossible.

13. What color is your tissue box?

Screw tissue boxes.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?

I'm sure there would be if I did.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?

My friend walking up to me and demanding me to finally activate my voicemail. Which i still probably should do.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?

Naahhhh. I've defriended an asshole or two but never blocked anyone. I like to A. Give people a chance to reconcile and B. Let loose on people who try to persue me for further assholery (probably way more than I should like doing)

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?

Oh god lol. A preggers cat I have in my care (Taking care of her for a friend) went into birth literally minutes before I had to leave for work. With my 4 month old kitten in the same building. I lived in a bachelor at the time, so there wasn't a way for me to separate them in diff rooms. It was a scary shift wondering about the cats and kittens welfare lol.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?

Nope.

19. What kind of car do you want?

I want to live in a freakin RV.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?

Whatever the King Deal is. I'm cheap. As. Hell.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?

I'm too lazy for that stuff.

22. What color is your cell phone?

White.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?

Me and my boyfriend drank ourselves silly last weekend when Every Time I Die came to town. Started with Bacardi and orange juice, moved on to Budweiser beer, and finished it off with more Bacardi and orange juice.

24. Are you happy right now?

I'm happy like 85-90% of the time. Yes.

25. Who came over to your house last?

My boyfriend.

26. Do you drink beer?

I mainly drink beer, only have hard stuff of neat occassions.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?

lol no, I always got along with my brothers.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?

... My favorite key??? The one I use to scrape/unclog my pipe when I'm outside I guess. What a weird question.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?

Now You See Me. What a piece of shit. I really had high expectations for it. MICHAEL. KANE. WOODY. HARRELSON. MORGAN. FREEMAN. They couldn't save it. They couldn't. Save it.

30. What is in your pocket?

A lighter and my phone.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?

I met my boyfriend at an old job we both worked at 4 years ago. No one intriduced us. He just saw me walk into the breakroom and threaten the vending machine saying I'd go all Chuck Norris on its ass if it didn't give me the chips I paid it to give me. I guess that was enough to make him smitten, we hung out after work that day.

32. Where do you hurt?

Usually under the bridge on the outskirts of town, not a lot of people there and a good area for dumping bodies.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?

I don't understand this question.

34. What’s something fun you did today?

I DID TWO WHOLE PIXEL PICTURES.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?

Vidjo gaems.

36. When is your birthday?

April 3rd.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?

If I drove I'm sure there'd be something tacky.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?

None. I'm going to Las Vegas next week though :D

39. What kind of milk do you drink?

CHOCOLATE O___O My favorite breakfast is chocolate milk and a menthol cigarette. Mmmm.

40. What are you going to do after this?
More work.


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Post a random situation, reality is does not need to be included. Naturally, next person says what they would do in said situation and then give a new situation.

First situation:

Colonel Sanders returns to life and steals all the internets

Nhubi has a crush on Chad Kroeger

Ohhhhhhhhh yes, there is a lot of non-metal songs lol it actually has a very similar feel and tone of the last few episodes of season 4, it has humor in it but it gets really dark and heavy, there's a loooottt of story progression and character development so it does have pretty serious moments but all in the name of setting up for season 5. There is a lot of non-metal songs lol there's one, Givin' Back To You, OMG. Such a great MJ spoof.

That's a pretty extreme hatred for the musical though OMG LMAO. I suppose if someone was going on expecting just an hour of hardcore Dethklok metal then I imagine it would be disappointing. I just love Brendon Small's work so every song easily won me over, it's just all very well written IMO