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LEECH
who am i and how did i get in here
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Something something I wish I was made of leeches.

Im quite addicted to Magic the Gathering. As such, I have no money.
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author=LockeZ
I could do it with my flaming sword next turn, but... there's a 1/6 chance that would go really, really badly.

Last resort. Im scared.

Fortunately, with the tourniquet, you should be fine as long as you clean the wound off with water after the battle. You could go check the moat for leeches, I guess. Leeches are apparently the answer to all medical problems.
Leeches are also tasty. Ill check the moat instead of what i said my action was...
Change my action too:

I run to the moat, and attempt to find some leeches. Crap, if you roll a 1 i fall in dont i? 0.0

Slavechild runs to help me find leeches. He tells the dog to attack soldier E.

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I run further back (to da forest place thingie), still trying to do more to help my wound. Dont know what. What do soldiers and stuff do to heal wounds? I check my pockets for asprin i guess. 0.0

Slavechild runs back with me. He tells the dog to attack soldier E.

Hello Fellow RPG Makers!

Welcome to RMN.

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I run back towards that place were dem allies of mine were hidding. And i get Slavechild to help me dress my wound. With my cape.

Slave child also sets his dog to attack the soldier.

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To heck with that, "three wangs in an ass" game that got screwed thrice for being too awesome! Well, this hasn't lasted long enough, don't you think? How can I still give you hard dickings, people!? ...Profligately, I thought this country's Vagina was there to encourage mexicians from eating like this, but I guess not! Maybe there's not enough oily lesbians in this? Grow some balls or else eat a big hairy steve jobs.[/quote

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Fuck that "three men in an bowl" game that got screwed by mice for being too ghey! Well, this "has" lasted long enough, don't you think? How can I still give you hard nipples, people!? ...Profligately, I thought this country's Vagina was there to encourage pedos from eating like this, but I guess not! Maybe there's not enough oily lesbians in this? Grow some balls or else steal some

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author=LockeZ
Maybe we should attempt to convince them that we have been sent as reinforcements. And that we've brought food and ale.


And that setting there tents on fire and throwing daggers at them is all good friendly family fun?

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Fuck that "three wangs in an ass" game that got screwed thrice for being too awesome! Well, this hasn't lasted long enough, don't you think? How can I still give you hard nipples, people!? ...Profligately, I thought this country's Vagina was there to encourage pedos from eating like this, but I guess not! Maybe there's not enough oily lesbians

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I get up and run back towards the party.

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How many enemies are there that we can see?