MIRAK'S PROFILE

Why were the threads moved and not deleted? Is deleting threads more difficult in this forum's code?

And holy crap, more than 20 pages of spam.

I have a cousin (who's gonna turn 30 soon) that has a little "game studio", their greatest achievements are a pallette-swapped version of flappy bird and an expy of similar nature which is about a guy on a skateboard with a constant moving background that you have to jump over to not lose and they genuinelly feel they've gone so far, which gives me mixed feelings, mostly annoyance, because last year he somehow figured that hey, since they had made two expys of two popular games the logical progression demands that they create a full 3D space-themed shooter akin to Doom 3 next. He asked me to please, please help him with the music and sound effects. Despite knowing what i had to do I didn't do shit because I knew it was going to fail, and it did. It obviously failed catastrophically, they made like two models, some concept art, a large .doc detailing the plot, and then everyone stopped replying or posting.

Today he called me, he said he wanted to meet up because he had something to talk about, i humored him despite having this weird tingling sensation in the back of my head and lo and behold, he wanted to talk about a new project he wants to work on. A big game with Zelda top-down gameplay that turns into a platformer when you're inside houses and then it turns into a survival game with rpg elements and thirst and hunger bars ticking down with time, and lots and lots of graphical and musical assets that of course wants me and another chump to work on. I couldn't say no because fuck he's family and all that shit but jesus christ it doesn't take a genious to see the clear countdown to disaster.

It's ridiculous. This guy barely crawls, doesn't know how to walk and wants to sprint. His explanation of the game he wanted to make was acceptable when it was at the part of "top down exploration game like zelda", but then he started with "then it changes into a platformer when you're inside a temple" and i was like

Oh

author=Solitayre
Typing your name out just now made me realize why I always go with Mog.

"Feld" is as easy to type as mog. But that's just me.

author=Sooz
Aren't mameys those things with the troll faces :V

lul

author=Max McGee
That's without getting into the ultra-rare gourmet shit.

For me the gourmet shit is something like

author=nhubi

These are the most expensive chocolates where i live. I've only ever tasted one of these because a friend literally stole three from a walmart for my birthday.