NATOOK'S PROFILE

I would just like everyone to know that I saw this movie for the second time today ;D

Eh, I guess I'll give this a go. Be forewarned that I will not include many healthy things considering I'm young and I'm still able to abuse my metabolism as much as I want.

10. Icecream
Preferably vanilla. It's always nice to head to the freezer and scoop out a bowl every once in awhile I'm not a toppings/special flavors kind of guy unless it has to do with meat on pizza, then load it all on!

9. Peachie-O's
Taste amazing, expensive though.

8. Rice Krispies
I'm the type of person that eats breakfast at night and not eat in the mornings. A bowl of Rice Krispies with sugar poured on it is always awesome.

7. Whales Snack Crackers
Like cheezits, except cheaper and more addicting

6. Random Baked Goods My Mom Made
It's rare to be in my house without a container of cookies or brownies sitting around somewhere that she made.

5. Stewart's Peach Soda
This would be ranked #1 no problem. But they stopped making it! I'm trying hard to let go but it's tough. You could only find it in my town's general store in some fridge thingy near the back in front of the deli. They replaced it with Black Cherry which is second best with this brand, but Peach soda owns all. Luckily I still have ONE full bottle left. I'm saving it for graduation. Granted it'll taste flat and disgusting but dang it I'm saving it for a celebration!

4. White Grape Peach Juice
The awesome Welch's kind. When a bunch of people and I would go on 3 in the morning walmart runs during a lan party, I'd always buy a container of this stuff and it'd be gone before the sun comes up.

3. Milk
I am a bottomless pit when it comes to milk. Every time I go on any type of church or marching band trip, I buy a half gallon and it's gone by the time we arrive. Which is good because it'd get warm and nasty if I left it on there, which I have drank it like that before just because I paid good money for the milk (milk is getting really expensive) and there was no way I was going to waste it. Bringing milk along always gets the EXACT same response every time someone new sees me holding the half gallon,"...Milk?" Everyone says it exactly like that. They have the pause, they look at me, and ask,"Milk?" Never fails, never will.

2. Gummy Worms
They sell bags of these at Wal-mart for just a dollar per bag. Freakin' awesome for trips and crap. It's all the great value stuff! Which is normally not up to mainstream stuff, but this kicks the crap out of any other bag of gummy worms in my book.

1. Mountain Dew!
I drink so much Mountain Dew it's ridiculous. I bet the company loves me. If I ever got rich randomly, I would copy Mr. Deeds and rig up my water fountains to spew Mountain Dew instead. I'm always disappointed when I go to a restaurant that doesn't have pepsi products.

EDIT:

They are also proven in scientific tests to make your semen taste better!

Oh thank god I worry constantly that my semen isn't tasting as good as it should be.

Seriously, who conducts these studies? Why the heck would they care? So much for properly spending tax money!

"I promise to spend taxes in semen taste test experiments!"

Every time I think think the general populous hits rock bottom, a worm hole appears and I'm sucked into a different dimension of idiocy.

I finally saw The Dark Knight today. I don't have much to add but the Joker literally redefined evil, twisted, psychotic, and demented. Holy flippin' crap it was so awesome.



Batman was a huge letdown though. He looked fake, the mask looked like a halloween constume at a dollar shop, and the fake voice he played off was entirely crappy. Luckily the Joker was so awesome that he made up like 300 times fold for any slack that was given.

I vote we just give say that this movie is an entire new art form. Like, officially make being evil an art, because the Joker's evilness was beautiful to say the least.

Hmmm.. it looks like some kind of cross between a butterfly and the Pillsbury dough boy from a sky view of it landing on top of a bush that is scenically located on a peninsula.

7/10

VV