NATOOK'S PROFILE

q: exactly how genuine are feelings from the women if you manipulate it out of them?
a: oops they're not, enjoy empty relationships and manipulating YOURSELF into believing you are receiving real feelings. placebos work too i guess

spending two years to learn how to talk to roughly half of everyone is pretty lame unless you're like, a babby learning how to speak at all then it's okay, most people have had some sort of encounter with a female at some point in their life, they're not uncommon. how do men talk to these mysterious creatures? protip: they're people too (woahh) weirdly enough, if you've ever talked to a guy, you can talk to a girl. unless you can't get over the fact that they have boobs. SCARY!

author=kentona

author=Deckiller
A sequel perhaps?

Unplanned Parenthood!

I laughed so hard at this

So I borrowed Darksiders from a friend, and it's actually not too bad. It's not great by any means, but I don't regret playing it. There are some glaring problems though. Like, jumping can be extremely autistic at times (mainly just jumping off a ledge to a different ledge. Sometimes you just... fall off with War having zero attempt at jumping) and certain random enemies will just annihilate your health worse than the bosses do. The highlight of the game was definitely getting the horse. Which is good since you play as a horseman of the apocalypse, so I'm glad they didn't fuck that up. Worst part of the entire game though, is towards the end when you get the Riftwalker item. The game turns into a terrible Portal ripoff trying to redirect lasers and shit through portals and moving things around and it's super clunky and annoying as hell and that stage is super long and OMG WHY?! Hopefully the second game will improve many of the horrible things like the Riftwalker (read: remove it entirely).

author=Craze
I've been playing The Sims 3 and Starcraft II. To people saying BLIZZARD IS DYING LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOO: 1) i hated D2 and I like D3 quite a bit, although I don't think it's the best game ever, and 2) Starcraft II is better than you, your games, and your genitalia's size

i would play scII with you too

(i play a mean protoss)

man, so much hate for diablo III. I was seriously considering buying it but seeing ridiculous reviews where people give an average of a 4/10 rating, I might end up passing it! (although, I might come out ahead since most of the negativity stems from comparing it to the second, which I have never played)

hard to decide