NATOOK'S PROFILE

apocalypse now

2 1/2 hours of indecipherable random smoke action

1/2 hour of shirtless dudes casually half assing a war

eh.

author=treeghost

author=tpasmall
According to ABC News the Mayan Calender started in 3114 B.C and ran 5126 years. They said if you do simple math (5126-3114) it shows the calender ends in 2012. The problem with that is there is no 0 year. So according to that, the Mayan Calender would actually end in 2013.

Der einzige Grund wieso die (amerikanische) Welt untergehen würde, wäre wohl der das es zu wenig Konsumenten gibt. Por favor.

fuck, I tried to get through that whole song but thoughts of suicide just became too strong about 4:40 in.

the internet has some really awful shit

Gears of War 3. I like it quite a bit; much better than the second. However it's kinda sad how much has been recycled over and over. The new guns don't really attract me either. I tend to stick with the Longshot and the Gnasher, and on occasion when I want to saw someone in half, I'll get the Lancer. Unfortunately they did take out Longshot ammo in all of the ammo crates, which kinda sucks, but makes sense considering how much ammo you find. The One Shot is kind of a fail considering you can't be behind any barriers whatsoever just to even fire it, so there's sooo much repositioning. Plus the Retro Lancer is kinda of... pointless. Why use something that is weaker with a standard bayonet that holds less ammo when you can easily find a normal Lancer.

Despite all of that.. it's a fantastic game. Gears is definitely far beyond mindless shooters that are so common these days. (lookin at you COD) but the story, characters, and gameplay is great. Action rolling all over the place and sawing people in half never gets old. Plus fighting an overwhelming, evolving, enemy and struggling to survive provides a great feeling of immersion into the game. And since the enemy can emerge anywhere you're at, you never know quite what to expect.

Gonna play Kirby's Return to Dreamland after I'm done with this.

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author=LockeZ

author=Natook

author=Craze

author=Natook
Second is better. Much more consistent and shows an objective. I like having easy access to what I should be doing. First is kinda cluttered.

it is impossible to add an objective to the first menu, the world would implode and Mayans would attack

look at me, i'm craze and i can't let anyone else think differently without being an ass about it, i<3vx

Look at me, I'm Natook and I can't tell the difference between couching advice with humor to make it seem less harsh and being an ass.

lockez: i'll take "what is sarcasm" for 500 alex