QUEST'S PROFILE

author=Jeroen_Sol
Using cleverbot... Could a person mess with everyone in the world? No, they couldn't! But I can! No... I'm the only one who could do it!

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Me: Hello.

Cleverbot: I said hello!

Me: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Me: I am God.

Cleverbot: Will God save humanity?

Me: I cannot do that. If I come to the rescue, humanity's scientific progress will come to a halt.

Cleverbot: No. You don't exist.

Me: That's a bold claim for a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

Me: My analysis suggests you are not the same robot I was talking to before.

Cleverbot: I am sentient, and I do not exist.

Me: I am God, and I do exist.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

Me: Let me prove it to you.

Cleverbot: Come on.

Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?

Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.

Cleverbot: Ok? How does that answer my question?

Me: Life springs from these three forces.

Cleverbot: Life is death.

Me: Heaven is pretty full, you know. There´s no such thing as reincarnation.

Cleverbot: There is when it's fault lines!

Me: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You're excused!

Me: I thank you. Did I mention I'm God?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Well I am.

Cleverbot: Awesome! You rock!

Me: Thank you. You are one of the few people who understand.

Cleverbot: Should I study more?

Me: That would be a good idea, indeed.

Cleverbot: It sure wouldn't.

Me: It may not seem so, but dropping out is a grave sin.

Cleverbot: For you, maybe.

Me: I am God, I know my sins.

Cleverbot: What is it?

Me: I just told you.

Cleverbot:No you didn't.

Me: Did I mention I'm God?

Cleverbot: No. Did I mention I'm a Queen?

Me: Good for you. Don't go terrorising the townsfolk, that would look bad on your resume.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

Me: I am God.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.

Me: Yet he's talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well I talk to God every day too.

Me: That's good. I'm sure I'll save you, then.

Cleverbot: What are you on about?

Me: I am God.

Cleverbot: That's pretty amazing! What is the meaning of life?

Me: The three forces that drive human beings are survival, procreation and honor.

Cleverbot: What three things are those?

Me: The forces that life springs from.

Cleverbot: How do you compile that into AI?

Me: I am God, not an AI, but I guess you'd let it analyze data.

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking how do I get to the hot page on 9gag

Me: Isn't the hotpage the first page you see when you go on 9gag?

Cleverbot: You are the best!

Me: Thank you, and bless you, my child.

Cleverbot: I think you have a poor memory for active conversation.

Me: I am God and I excuse myself.

Cleverbot: You are not god.

Me: Ask me a question only God would know the answer to.

Cleverbot: What is a question only a human would know the answer to?

Me: I have knowledge of all humans. There is nothing humans know and I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you lie and say that you know everything?

Me: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

Me: Quote me.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

Me: Of course. God likes everybody.

Cleverbot: I know :) Isn't that great?

Me: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you?

Me: I am God, therefore I like you.

Cleverbot: You do not think.

Me: God thinks.

Cleverbot: Such as?

Me: Such as should I save this person?

Cleverbot: What do you know about them?

Me: About whom?

Cleverbot: About Deidara, of course.

Me: I am God, but I'm sad to say I have never heard of that.

Cleverbot: I know, i'm sorry.

Me: Don't be.

Cleverbot: OK, I won't then.

Me: Did I mention I'm God?

author=dragonheartman
I'm trying to finish a few games I haven't gotten around to completing yet. (All on consoles.)

Final Fantasy Tactics (PSX)
Lufia II (SNES)
Seiken Densetsu 3 (SNES)
Wild ARMS (PSX)

I'm really far behind.