STRANGELUV'S PROFILE

Our boy's all grown up...

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*checks out the forum* H, h, h, holy cow and a half! Strangeluv, this is... so sudden...!

Sudden like a random pincer encounter when your entire party is critical with no smoke bombs or Warp spell? Don't you want to take a risk? I'm no Virtual Boy. We'll fuck so hard you'll feel like you're seeing the background of an Earthbound battle to the final Lavos battle. Tie you up and whip your butt like Simon Belmont, then soothe it with an X-Potion. I want you to know I would wait many years for you, more than it would take to beat the Mana Dragon without the Mana Sword, more than it took for the Sun Stone to regain its energy in the Sun Keep. I am naught but a broken Masamune and you are my glowing Dreamstone. Send sexual jolts through my body like a drunk lvl 21 Raichu in heat. You're so beautiful... like a Sunset over Imdahl...

Sigh. Every day I open my Firefox. My computer chair swivels as datawaves slap me in the face. I log onto RMN... no PM's by my beloved Mary 4D. Then I get a new email. Could it be?! Alas! It's from online contact "Orig". He has sent me a nude photograph of himself and some money so I could bump his topics... I live without my Mary 4D. Life is hard. Like Battletoads.

I am fairly new to this forum and there is one poster who has already caught my eye... well... two. One is tardis, who has posted some of the best pictures in the picture thread. The other is Mary 4D. Mary 4D... you have teased me long enough. Let us get lost in a hurricane of kisses, like in forest with Geno. Let us have our own little earthquake. As we make love, shake screen gently... Inscribe your teeth against each of my bones. Ah, yes, inflict me with a Weak condition and let it hurt, but don't let my HP go to 0.. if it does. Use a Phoenix Down and an Elixir on my cock. Make me groan as loud as Kefka's laugh. Be the Celes to my Locke. Be the Robo to my Lucca. I will jump you so hard you will swear I have Dragoon Boots and Dragoon Horn equipped. You will only have to Wait 0.0 for my ATB to be refilled. We will dance the あいのセレナーデ (Love Sonata in the English translation...) together like two horny Moogles. We would summon all the Espers of lust. If you had a faceset, it would be one expressing UTTER SATISFACTION.

Let us stain the sunrise with our love juices and hope that there is no lag. Each of your breaths is a love song that sway the tides in me, like when I see a wonderfully done custom battle system... Let us just run away together and laze nude in a field where the sun is nothing but a fiery blotch... a kiss blown by you on God's cheek. And into the night, when the moon looks like a giant teardrop above the ocean. Like a stunningly well-mapped cutscene.

Let me be lost in you. Let me be lost in your chipsets, my darling.

Wow, you are on a roll. Good review. I might try this out sometime when I have a strong hankering for nostalgia.