Description

Yo! It has been eleven years since the founding of rpgmaker.net. Eleven years of our terrible, dumb games. Let's celebrate this weekend by making more terrible, dumb games!

You have ELEVEN HOURS to make a game over the course of five days.

RULES
  • Your game must be dumb.
  • You must spend no more than 11 hours making your game.
  • You can use pre-existing assets such as graphics, music, and scripts.
  • The event ends on June 12 at 11:59 PM GMT.
  • The event starts RIGHT THE HECK NOW


REWARDS
If you make a dumb game, you get an achievement worth 15 beautiful makerscore.

Details

  • 06/06/2018 06:00 PM
  • 06/12/2018 11:59 PM

Achievements

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Participants Entries
Ocean
Shinan
Archeia_Nessiah
GreatRedSpirit
Liberty
Davenport
Yellow Magic
Caz
Fomar0153
Healy
Momeka
LockeZ
Dyhalto
marimo
MakioKuta
anyon175
Bart_Sol
Eurritimia
Seiromem
Bobhostern
Sgt M
mjshi
TungerManU
Vaccaria
Red_Nova
unity
CashmereCat
pianotm
NeverSilent
Cap_H
zDS
ESBY
Frogge
lavendersiren
Gredge109
ShinyKitten07
Kloe
bicfarmer
OzzyTheOne
OldPat
Arcmagik
Soulrain
Muffle
Starspire
Delsin7
tale
Tenroujade
Mireia
Xurzerth
Frosty-Games
kefkafeine
Sami-Fire

Posts

NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6299
After certain people who shall remain unnamed (pianotm) accused me of not making games, I created an entry for this at the last minute.

I think I mostly followed the rules of the event to the letter, though maybe not necessarily the event's spirit. In other words, I'm pretty happy with the result. If you got the time, please let me know what you think!
unity
You're magical to me.
12540
Maki and Rach made a ROGUELIKE IN RPG MAKER! :DDDDD Super cool! And the ending threw me for a loop!
Vaccaria
You'd think MZ would use a dictionary for switches/variables by now?
4936
author=pianotm
You'll have to beat me. I made She, Sidhe McCree in 9.


7 hours fite me 1v1 starcraft remastered xd

jk i'm finally done with my abomination xd
I'm pleased to announce that Mr. Bun-Bun's Pastel Adventure is a go! Please let me know if you run into any issues.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32367
KatanaHiroshi
pianotm
You'll have to beat me. I made She, Sidhe McCree in 9.
7 hours fite me 1v1 starcraft remastered xd

jk i'm finally done with my abomination xd


Felix: 6 hours

Horse Hockey: 3 hours. Maybe 2.
I have submitted an entry. My first gamemaking in... probably like ten years! Or at least first gamemaking that is now out in the wild.
Hey people - maybe make your games not require the RTP :(
I can't run An Alpaca Pushes Blocks OR Final Maker even after installing their respective makers.

Anyway, I want to play some dumb games. I'll edit this post as I play!
Arum Online
The best MMO experience I've ever had. I got the world first kill on Dragon God Reborn this week. I feel good about myself, even if my mouse hand is sore.

Fruity
I have 8/11 endings. Correction 9. I don't know what just happened, but maybe I shouldn't play and type these things at the same time. I quite love the music choice in this highly intellectual experience. Moreso, I enjoy its hyper-analytical look at violence in video games, the consequence of choice, and fart jokes.

I Didn't Sign Up For This
Love that video intro. Reminds me of some old school games, all it was missing was a freeze frame pause that then cuts to a 3 colour image of the screen. Your lengthy advertisement for Japanese Wrestling gave me a good laugh.

Kuest
This was fantastic. Also, since we both did rogue-like style games I was really curious to play it. Yours was way more polished (though lacked the random generation.) Presentation in this was slick. I love how much charm the graphics had. Seriously, this was a fantastic little game.
I'm off to find another Kuest.

DamuMashinZ
DAMU DAMU DAMU MASHIN!! Resubian no MECHA! DAMU DAMU DAMU MASHIN!! DAMU MASHIN Z!
All those little house sprites and the mech sprite make me smile. The co-piloting system for energy was neat too. Make more! <3 I want to know if the laundry got finished.

Project19
It's RPG Aggretsuko!
I didn't make it very far in this because More Work just kept kicking me and Theresa's butt. We tried, but ultimately - we weren't cut out for this job and I quit.

Winter School/Fantasia2
I have no idea what I'm doing in this game?? Eventually I went into a building and it crashed because a map didn't exist. There was too much room to roam and not enough instruction to tell me how to roam.

chatlogbin
I broke Frogge's heart with abs and then got stuck in a house, unable to pass a hammer or escape :< I LIKE JUMPING.
Then I got splork killed :( :( whoops.

Pastel Adventure
ha well. I was pretty sure nothing good was going to come out of that. The dread of 'something bad is going to happen' hit me the instant I saw the graphics on the title screen. The fairies only confirmed it. I got the Bad End. Perhaps I'll give it another swing to get a better one.

Weeb 2

Square
Nice touch including a colourblind version. If you click the red square fast enough the crowd starts to sound like a demonic creature rising from the the manhole on a nearby street and that sure freaked my cat out.
The first time I booted the game, my cursor wasn't working properly. I just saw the text, click the red square. As the Camelid stared into my eyes I tried frantically to click every red pixel on the menu screen, since I couldn't start the game with the buttons. The music slowly ebbed and made me feel like I stumbled into a more horrifying game than I realized.

Lights Off
Cute concept and very manageable for the amount of time allotted. Would be much easier if I bothered to grab some graph paper. I beat three levels before I ran out of time before work.
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4696
author=pianotm
KatanaHiroshi
pianotm
You'll have to beat me. I made She, Sidhe McCree in 9.
7 hours fite me 1v1 starcraft remastered xd

jk i'm finally done with my abomination xd
Felix: 6 hours

Horse Hockey: 3 hours. Maybe 2.


Darn it, I made "Sanic.exe but RPG Maker" in 3 hours, so I didn't beat your Horse Hockey in the end. D:<
Finally!
6 endings. Enjoy!
life of splork the orc is done.
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
3229
I played a few dumb games. Summary: They were delightfully dumb

Arum Online

Kinda reminds me of a game I used to play back in the day called Crescent Island. Battles were literally web pages. It was pretty silly.

Sadly this was a lot more fun than some MMOs I've actually played.
Also the year passed from like June 2022 to June 2023 very quickly...


Fruity

Looks like someone still has Nier Automata fresh in their mind....

Like Rachel I only got 9 endings. Like zDS I really want the cherry code !!! Although I'm not gonna install RPG Maker VX Ace to dig around for it ;<


DamuMashinZ

Neat use of the TP/MP mechanic. Really good graphics, and also the music was pretty rad, was it original?


RMN_Dumb_Game

Loving the representing of LockeZ as a dismembered House head.

I laughed hysterically when the final battle started with that one R.E.M song. Well played Big Oz.


Looking forward to playing more...

EDIT: Shinan made a game. Then again, Donald Trump shook hands with Kim Jong-Un today, so is this all that surprising, really?
Liberty, you can't escape Piano and Barte's house.
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6299
Okay, I'm uploading an RTP-independent version of my submission now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Edit:
And done. No idea why or how RMN added the weird string of symbols to the file name, but it's extra dumb, and it seems to work.
Thanks NeverSilent, I'll redownload it and give it another spin after work!
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4696
author=NeverSilent
Okay, I'm uploading an RTP-independent version of my submission now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Edit:
And done. No idea why or how RMN added the weird string of symbols to the file name, but it's extra dumb, and it seems to work.


This is why I tried to make both my games RTP independent, but I forgot to add the font. ARRRGG
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
And my game is up. I'm sorry.

OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
4696
Is... is that a tower flying off as if it's a rocket?
unity
You're magical to me.
12540
author=MakioKuta
DAMU DAMU DAMU MASHIN!! Resubian no MECHA! DAMU DAMU DAMU MASHIN!! DAMU MASHIN Z!
All those little house sprites and the mech sprite make me smile. The co-piloting system for energy was neat too. Make more! <3 I want to know if the laundry got finished.

Thanks so much! :DDDD I'll finish it!! I've got some neat ideas! <3

author=Yellow Magic
Neat use of the TP/MP mechanic. Really good graphics, and also the music was pretty rad, was it original?

Thanks! :DDDDD The music was one of the few things not original; I took them from some old Japan-only games from the wonderswam/game boy
I made all of my games in less than three hours XD

That's why they are that bad
author=MakioKuta
Arum Online
The best MMO experience I've ever had. I got the world first kill on Dragon God Reborn this week. I feel good about myself, even if my mouse hand is sore.

Thanks but sadly this just shows all we want are skinner boxes.

I really like how you handled the randomisation of Punch Bears 2, given how many goes it took me. I won't spoil the ending for anyone but you'll be left wanting tp punch more bears.

author=Yellow Magic
Arum Online

Kinda reminds me of a game I used to play back in the day called Crescent Island. Battles were literally web pages. It was pretty silly.

Sadly this was a lot more fun than some MMOs I've actually played.
Also the year passed from like June 2022 to June 2023 very quickly...


It was 2 seconds a day, so ~6 minutes a year with no clicking.

I gave IDidntSignUpForThis a go, the video bit at the start just makes me wish I'd done something Resident Evil-ish with recordings of me opening doors. I'm more familar with the Persona games than the main series but I got the references I think. The talking was cool but I feel trolled following the discord discussions of some of the conversations. Anyway was fun.
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
6813
I managed to find time to finish off my game, though I cut it close to the deadline so I don't think I used all 11 hours..

Please enjoy my bug-filled mess that didn't actually get tested. I spent the whole time eventing the cooking system (which doesn't go to show much since it's also buggy as heck), and the last 10 minutes spewing dialogue in there so.. yeah. ENJOY I GUESS.



(many years of research were put into making the dialogue as accurate as possible)