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Antilurker77
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CloseGranted. But the bunny in sentient. As you eat it, it cries in pain. This attracts the attention of your neighbors, who then call animal control. You end up with a hefty fine and several months in prison.
I wish I could stop being lazy.
I wish I could stop being lazy.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Done. You feel the world shifting around you, and suddenly find your consciousness trapped in the body of Los Angeles detective Keanu Reeves, inside a high-rise office building. As an elevator next to you begins to fall, with passengers screaming inside it, you realize you have been transported inside the 1994 movie Speed.
I wish I could get in touch with my sensitive side.
I wish I could get in touch with my sensitive side.
Your nipples become overly sensitive to the cold. They prick up even to the slightest draft, the pink fleshy cones clearly visible through your white shirt.
I wish I was a famous musician.
I wish I was a famous musician.
Granted, but everyone thinks your music sucks and hates you more than they hate Justin Bieber. that was easy
I wish I had the game Bravely Default. I WANT IT SO BADLY
Edit: Cashmere y u do dis
I wish I had the game Bravely Default. I WANT IT SO BADLY
Edit: Cashmere y u do dis
You receive the game Bravely Default. I WANT IT SO BADLY which is a cheap rip-off of Bravely Default where all characters are replaced with characters from the Twilight Universe and Justin Bieber voices every character in breathy falsetto.
I wish I owned a fancy house with no plumbing problems, nor design faults, that could not crash down or burn in a fire, and whose appliances are completely functional.
I wish I owned a fancy house with no plumbing problems, nor design faults, that could not crash down or burn in a fire, and whose appliances are completely functional.
You get a house made entirely of pre-molded steel and is made in the style of the house from Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. Unfortunately, the house is entirely automated and managed by a supercomputer with a god complex. It imprisons you, demanding that you, as an inferior being, submit to its whims.
I want to start a colony on Mars. I know it's not the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell, and there's no one there to raise them if I did. I still think I could change that.
I want to start a colony on Mars. I know it's not the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell, and there's no one there to raise them if I did. I still think I could change that.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
It's a nudist colony.
I wish more people would sign up to help out with the Last King of Hyrule event.
I wish more people would sign up to help out with the Last King of Hyrule event.
Wish granted. Pewdiepie hosts a video advertising the event, calling 100s of thousands of subscribers to flock to the event and submit their half-assed attempts at maps that have no sense of game design and break all the rules. Then the event attracts hordes of critics saying, "it is the most overrated event of all time" and listing events that went under the radar that were far more deserving of attention than the Last King of Hyrule ever was. Due to the server load, the site crashes, and when it comes back up after 3 weeks, all game pages are erased forever.
I wish to know Kung-Fu.
I wish to know Kung-Fu.
author=CashmereCat
I wish to know Kung-Fu.
Wish granted! Your the greatest Kung-Fu master in the world. But you're paralyzed from the waste down, constantly go in and out of a comatose state, and need to be feed through a g-tube.
I wish to have the One Power as described by Robert Jordan in the Wheel of Time.
Granted! You now have the One Power! Too bad you're addicted to creating nonsensical things such as puppies made of chocolate or tornadoes made of sharks. As you continue channeling the power you slowly go insane and are harbored into a mental institute where you sit, fetal position, in the corner and repeat the lines "I can't stop jumping the chocolate puppies!" and "All these squares make a circle...."
I wish I could design levels in SMBX faster.
I wish I could design levels in SMBX faster.
author=seiromem
I wish I could design levels in SMBX faster.
Granted, but as a result of your haste, you end up making levels like this:
I wish I owned a Cintiq.
A Cintiq poofs into existence at your feet. It works perfectly fine, and you enjoy it.
However this particular one has no USB ports, panels for batteries, save features, or any way to transfer your art to a different platform.
Should have wished for a white board.
I wish that I was back in shape and could run a mile.
However this particular one has no USB ports, panels for batteries, save features, or any way to transfer your art to a different platform.
Should have wished for a white board.
I wish that I was back in shape and could run a mile.
Granted. You turn into a fly.
I wish I could always find the exact right words to explain what I'm thinking.
I wish I could always find the exact right words to explain what I'm thinking.
Antilurker77
871
Granted. You can now only express your thoughts in an ancient tribal language that's been dead for thousands of years.
I wish for a user title.
I wish for a user title.
You get a user title. Its null. That is, there's nothing there. You can't change it.
I wish I could compose chiptunes. The Phantom 2040 OST is really underrated and it needs more love.
I would like to cover it if I ever get good at figuring Famitracker out.
I wish I could compose chiptunes. The Phantom 2040 OST is really underrated and it needs more love.
I would like to cover it if I ever get good at figuring Famitracker out.
@Isrieri Granted, but your music is so phenomenal, your chops so righteous, your licks so rockin', that everybody rips your shit and takes credit for it and then they sue you for copyright infringement and take everything you have.
I wish my book was finished.
I wish my book was finished.
