THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION

You learn to read the thoughts of women by starring directly into their breasts. Most of the thoughts you hear are "Ew! That pervert is starring into my breasts!".

I wish for a personal, obedient robot servant.

Your wish is granted. Apparently, this was also my wish. And the guy after me's wish. And EVERYONE's wish. Everyone starts hackling Schwer to complete the game NOW. Unable to handle all the pressure, the poor dev dumps the project and the world blames a certain user called 'Triple J Seven'.

I wish for an official english-version rm2k3. And I want a copy too!

Granted:


I'm just kidding, wes. Nothing personal.


I wish I were more productive.

Granted, there is a new(Completely Unenjoyable) sitcom called "Somthing Decent" if you ask me, it's anything but... Though you should learn to love it, since it is now the ONLY thing on:
-Any TV Channel
-Netflix
-Hulu Plus
-Amazon Instant
-Any other major Streaming company
-EVEN YOUTUBE AND TWITCH AREN'T SAFE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for a simple, ordinary, empty, plastic container.

author=NeverSilent
I'm just kidding, wes. Nothing personal.

No offense taken.

Granted, no one ever has to pay bills again! However the water and electricity both get cut off because they have no money because well, no one's paying water or electric bills. I swear I can come up with better than this

I wish that enemies who can use party wide Poison spells weren't able to ever, EVER ambush me. effin Venomflies....

Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of 27 bucks - 27 male deer, that is. They now take up all the space in your house, annoy you with their constant loud bellowing and tend to run around panicking whenever you approach them, thereby wreaking havoc in your home.
At least you still have your 32 cents to enjoy. Though since you live in America, it's not like they are of much use to you, because they are european cents...

I wish people would stop fighting over ridiculous little disagreements.

Granted,
But, instead, there is a TV series of Frozen, better?

I wish to be able to act like a jerk and that nobody cares.

Granted! As there are no differnt adjectives known to the human beauty, everyone was considered beautiful. Which made them drop any effort to better internally and externally - humanity is going downhill to a group of dirty, lazy bums, ultimately resulting in a breakdown of civilization and starvation.

I wish to not be the only one to clean the kitchen.

Granted.

author=MajoracanKing
I wish I hadn't said.

Now you haven't said "that".

I wish for approx. 21,000 fortune cookies.

You are now dead. Dead people are hard to get depressed.

I wish for Hatsune Miku to be my neighbor.