THE MESS-UP A WISH FOUNDATION

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone makes user titles with lewd statements that violate site rules. Overworked, Kentona learns of your wish and promises you a slow and painful death, but he can't make it to you because of the battery cable on his Ford Focus, so he settles on banning you for life. Your name becomes infamous among the development community and you are black balled. If you mak gam, nobody on Earth will ever know.

I wish Kentona would give me a user title.

Granted. It is the most peaceful nation on the planet for a few days at most. Unfortunately, the rest of the world notices that your people are living in abject terror of your military: peace at the point of a gun. Diplomatic relations breakdown and foreign spies stir up resistance among your population. Revolution breaks out, and is quickly put down by your strong military. You make an example by having the leaders of the revolution and 200 of their lieutenants publicly executed. This leads to your nation being declared a rogue nation by majority vote of the members of the United Nations, the result of which leads to an embargo, and being put on Amnesty International's watch list. Your strong economics begin to dwindle over time due to the fact that your nation is not self-sufficient (only three nations in the world are: the U. S., France, and China.). This means your country does not have sufficient resources for your population and supplements through international trade...which the embargo has put a stop to. Your people are now starving. Your strong military begins challenging the embargo, leading to naval skirmishes and further U. N. sanctions. You are forced to ration the food supply based on demographics and income, but make the mistake appropriating portions by order of wealth (meager portions for the poor, large portions for the rich). Your people begin to die from hunger and the U. N. calls for you to step down. You refuse, and the increasing tension comes to a boiling point when one of your naval garrisons launches a full assault on the embargo, sinking several Israeli, British, and U. S. vessels. This leads to a full U. N. invasion. You hole up in your palace for several months until finally, your palace is the last stronghold of your regime. A U. S. airstrike drops several bunker busters on your palace reducing it to dust, killing you and your entire family. All that survives is your journal, the writing within showing that you were only trying to do right by your people, but like every infamous despot, your government and policy took on a life of its own. You go down in history along with Hitler, Castro, Stalin and the like and there are even legends that you escaped through secret tunnels and are still alive, plotting your return to power, but this is just an urban legend.

I wish never to be the leader of a nation, but to be the influencer of leaders of nations.

Granted, a tachyon bubble forms around you in which normal time is sped up by a factor of ten which allows you to accomplish 240 hours worth of activities in a single day, unfortunately the bubble also cuts you off from all interactions with the slower outside world and and since it is designed for you to always be in the middle to ensure maximum efficiency you can't step outside it so you starve to death before the end of the week.


I wish my neighbours would shut up.

Hey at least it would be quiet (though if the bad guys could find where I live on a map, I'd be surprised).

Granted, you find all the answers, they are in a sealed jar that moves through space and time in a completely random manner, just as you reach for them they disappear.

I wish William Shakespeare would come back from the dead and give all those Baconites and Oxfordians a good telling off..in sonnet form.

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Nice job genius! Now people uses violence instead of insults to express their hate for each other. Be careful when you go out to the street!

I wish I could enjoy my life.

Granted, you wish for your residence to be made out of salmiaklakrits. Your home is then attacked by hordes of ravenous Swedes and you have nowhere to live.

I wish Firefly was renewed.

Granted, it's falling from the sky, at full speed, directly to your head.

I wish to have a date with the user below me.

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