PHOENIX MAFIA: ONLINE TURNABOUT

Posts

pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Perhaps this is being a bit meta, but I'm the prosecutor and I can be as meta as I please. Trying to get a feel for the game, I've gone over past mafia threads and one common element where Caveman and YM are both playing, Caveman always starts trouble with YM. In Suikoden Mafia, he even successfully swayed the lynch vote; the second lynch. It's just as likely that knowing that that tactic worked last time, he really isn't mafia and is just trying to get YM lynched at the outset. That said, YM was fairly good at ignoring and disregarding Caveman's absurdia. That this time around, YM is actually dancing with Caveman's comments, is enough to raise suspicions, at the very least. It'll be worth observing their playstyle.
ALRIGHT, NOW IS ON!

Well, normally in this situation I would either accuse Yellow Magic or CAVE_DOG, but past history has taught me that their posts are probably just product of their incomphrensible rivalary. So I'll just wait and see if something more suspicious appears.
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702
excuse me, me and the piano are the only ones who can object here

and I move

to summon Polly the Parrot to the witness stand.

*slams hands on desk*
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702
In all seriousness, the defence is ready. is the piano ready to rock?

Anyway, I feel like YM and Cave's behaviour is pretty typical of Mafia games-- I'm not ready to jump onto a lynch just yet. We haven't seen all the evidence just yet, and it's our duty to make sure Mr. Peabody's killers see justice.

I mean what kind of attorney would I be if I just randomly went around pointing my finger at witnesses, right?
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
Excuse me, but I've just found this Red Herring! If there are no OBJECTIONS! I plan on eating it.

I wish the instantaneous blasting of Yellow and Cavedog could stop; but whatever. It's day one.
So, is Piano the lawyer and Liberty the defence? -goes back to read op-
You know, somehow, it feels kinda akward that Puddor and I have a Phoenix Wright avatar... XD
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
If Mr. Piano and Ms. Puddor are ready, then I will hear opening statements at this time.

Wow, confused, and it was kyrsty, not libby. My bad.
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702
There was no way I was passing up having a Phoenix Wright avatar while being a defense attorney.

(I still remember everyone using PW avatars during the original bout-- I was Maya in that one).

Now, just like the real Phoenix I have a slew of magical powers including shoving a jade swirl in your face and falling 50 feet into a river and surviving, but only the second one applies to mafia.
Puddor
There was no way I was passing up having a Phoenix Wright avatar while being a defense attorney.


Still, my avatar is way more cooler than yours, Puddor. >:D
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702



So...twelve players, right? Which means only a handful of flavours. Does everyone have a flavour, or are there regular citizens among the masses?


Actually, wait-- Isieri, if I pick a mafia member as my client, am I unable to objection vote? I mean a repeat of the Matt Engarde trial isn't ideal but the truth is the most important thing here. Will I get a penalty if I do that...?
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702
author=Ilan14
Puddor
There was no way I was passing up having a Phoenix Wright avatar while being a defense attorney.
Still, my avatar is way more cooler than yours, Puddor. >:D


Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
6155
author=Puddor
Actually, wait-- Isieri, if I pick a mafia member as my client, am I unable to objection vote? I mean a repeat of the Matt Engarde trial isn't ideal but the truth is the most important thing here. Will I get a penalty if I do that...?


Should you exhibit poor judgement in choosing a client, your abilities still operate as normal.

author=Puddor


This is a court of law!
Puddor
if squallbutts was a misao category i'd win every damn year
5702

S-sorry...I'll control myself.

Good to know, though.
Now. Now I am thematically correct! And with one of my favourite PW characters, to boot!
I'd change my avatar

but nah

Oh and hey! Just woke up, and already, +20 posts. It's only gonna get worse from here, I'm sure. My poor Notice box will be in shambles by the time we're done!
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309
I have flavour, but it isn't really like... Flavour. Just a role.
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
On sunny days, I go out walking
1142
author=Yellow Magic
OBJECTION! Yellow Magic knows that Yellow Magic is innocent. On the other hand, CAVE_DOG is guilty.

##lynch CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK


Aha, but how would you know you were innocent, unless you knew who was guilty? Checkmate, yellow magic.
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
On sunny days, I go out walking
1142
Yellow Magic, you flip two coins. One of them comes up heads. What is the probability that the other coin comes up heads?
Dudesoft
always a dudesoft, never a soft dude.
6309