AWFUL HAIKUS

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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
One haiku per post
Nothing else, only sick slams
Regret afterwards
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
Love writing haikus
Bring on the bad poetry
Nothing else to say
You cannot make me
do this nerd, haikus - HAH
foolishness in words

I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO COME OUT SO NEGATIVE WELP
Forest brook, flowing
fingers of silver ribbons.
Drown yourself, LockeZ.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
I heard this one time
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
So I didn't go
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Fisting a poodle
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH
Gaping poodle ass
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
Publisher weekend
Let's see what they have for sale
Nevermind, it's shit
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
Flowers are in bloom
Do not listen to birdos
Always Ludwig One
So, like, what is this?
Just add a couple line-breaks
and that's a haiku?
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
You broke the code, mate.
We're all just messing with you.
I guess we can stop.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Rename Ralph to Dude
And hey, you made a game, sweet
That's all there is, right?
But Bowser Junior
He's the unfortunate one
Always in second
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Test post, please ignore
No stop reading this right now
No wait I said STOP
Psyduck, Charmander,
Squirtle and a Pikachu
Those are my squad goals
Gotta catch 'em all
Ultimate sumo battle
Capumon genre
harmonic
It's like toothpicks against a tank
4142
Guys let's mak a gam
I need scripts, art, sound, mapper
I'll be "manager"
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Oreos for lunch
Oreos for every meal
Wait why am I fat
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
author=LockeZ
Fisting a poodle
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH
Gaping poodle ass


I still like this one.
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH
It makes me giggle.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
I adore haikus
Can't come up with anything
Really, fuck my life
fuck me. fuck my life.
fuck your life, his life, her life.
fuck everything