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Oh dear, I gotta get us out of this mess. Sigh.
I attempt use my hypnosis on him to make him forget about ever seeing us. Like, ever. In his entire life. Also trick him into thinking he's a chicken.
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I attempt use my hypnosis on him to make him forget about ever seeing us. Like, ever. In his entire life. Also trick him into thinking he's a chicken.
4
Parmesan Barnes
(Science a lie!? I figured that out when child, but I ain't allow anyone to lay single book on my new star!)
-Y'oll move out of the way and mantain the perimeter! Marla, quik here, grab his wrist and checkaut for his heart rhythm. Hearing loss it's a serious problem.-
I perfom CPR on Baka without knowing a single thing about it
4 & 1
(Science a lie!? I figured that out when child, but I ain't allow anyone to lay single book on my new star!)
-Y'oll move out of the way and mantain the perimeter! Marla, quik here, grab his wrist and checkaut for his heart rhythm. Hearing loss it's a serious problem.-
I perfom CPR on Baka without knowing a single thing about it
4 & 1
"Oh, great, Parm. If this school wasn't going downhill enough, they've given us a Creationist!" Drag Baka with me to safety as I try to get us away from the books.
7. That'd be fine for my smarts stats, but something tells me I don't have an action stat that's going to go for that...
7. That'd be fine for my smarts stats, but something tells me I don't have an action stat that's going to go for that...
I just putter around picking up lunchbags...and take a peep inside the restroom to see if that last stall is still bein used.
Roll?:
7
Roll?:
7
MrChears / Parmesan
In an attempt to lock lips with the poor boy, Parmesan instead gets a book full on the face. With a huge SMACK! Time seems to slow to a crawl, and everything except Parmesan and the book turns grey. Slowly, careening through the air backwards, Parmesan's face is slowly revealed from the assailing book; A thick purple line runs down her face, where the binding had hit, and her eyes are now spinning purple swirls that don't match the line quality of her face.
When time resumes, she is sent cartwheeling into the nearby wall.
-6 Damage! Parmesan is unconscious for 3 Turns!
+1 Plot Point for laughs.
Pianotm / Marla
With a quick AHA! moment, Marla perceives the trajectory of two of the books, one headed for Baka, and one for herself. She deftly snatches them out of the air, but then the last book catches her in the stomach.
-4 Damage!
The book gives her such a turn, that she drops the other books to the floor.
The books are all gone from the room, except for the three around Marla. This is something that Dill Picklo spots. In a flash of energy and movement so fast no one can see it, the books vanish and are launched through the window and into the atmosphere. An instant later, Dill Picklo is sitting at his desk, bored.
+1 Plot Point for saving Baka's life!
Mr. Shokushu Goukan burps in delight, and begins today's lecture on the case of quantum qayzonic string theory, which surpassed the binary understanding of philosophy, mathematics and physics as the silly people in Forest City know it. The lecture is formally unstructured, contains several big words that few except Marla understood, and the starkly alien concepts within baffled the entirety of the classroom midway. With the exception of Marla, and Dill Picklo.
At length, the teacher finishes his ramble, everyone is asleep except these two.
Seeing that his notes are completely finished, Mr. Shokushu Goukan does not wait for questions, but instead bids the students adieu and class ends 20 minutes early. Without a further word, Goukan opens a conceptual rift in understanding, and vanishs from Classroom 6-Y. The rift closes directly after.
The next class is Gym Class; which is outside today. The change rooms are across the hall and there is no hurry. There is still 20 minutes until the bell; and 3 Turns until Parmesan is conscious.
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Frogge / Asudem
With a stare from many, many eyes, Asudem successfully hypnotises Tony Tonkotsu. In an instant, the boy seems to look right through both of them, as if they're not there. As if they don't exit. Then, with a queer turn of the head, stares stupidly outside to the grassy field. Without further warning, Tonkotsu jumps out a window, with a wild flutter of his arms; falling 1 story and taking -5 Damage. Once on the ground, Tonkotsu awkwardly gets into a squatting position, crooks his arms to either side like little wings, and begins pecking at the ground.
+1 Plot Point to Frogge!
Delsin / Rosa
The objective of collecting lunch boxes is cut short when Rosa hears a small sob from the bathroom stall. It sounds familiar.
+1 Plot Point!
In an attempt to lock lips with the poor boy, Parmesan instead gets a book full on the face. With a huge SMACK! Time seems to slow to a crawl, and everything except Parmesan and the book turns grey. Slowly, careening through the air backwards, Parmesan's face is slowly revealed from the assailing book; A thick purple line runs down her face, where the binding had hit, and her eyes are now spinning purple swirls that don't match the line quality of her face.
When time resumes, she is sent cartwheeling into the nearby wall.
-6 Damage! Parmesan is unconscious for 3 Turns!
+1 Plot Point for laughs.
Pianotm / Marla
With a quick AHA! moment, Marla perceives the trajectory of two of the books, one headed for Baka, and one for herself. She deftly snatches them out of the air, but then the last book catches her in the stomach.
-4 Damage!
The book gives her such a turn, that she drops the other books to the floor.
The books are all gone from the room, except for the three around Marla. This is something that Dill Picklo spots. In a flash of energy and movement so fast no one can see it, the books vanish and are launched through the window and into the atmosphere. An instant later, Dill Picklo is sitting at his desk, bored.
+1 Plot Point for saving Baka's life!
Mr. Shokushu Goukan burps in delight, and begins today's lecture on the case of quantum qayzonic string theory, which surpassed the binary understanding of philosophy, mathematics and physics as the silly people in Forest City know it. The lecture is formally unstructured, contains several big words that few except Marla understood, and the starkly alien concepts within baffled the entirety of the classroom midway. With the exception of Marla, and Dill Picklo.
At length, the teacher finishes his ramble, everyone is asleep except these two.
Seeing that his notes are completely finished, Mr. Shokushu Goukan does not wait for questions, but instead bids the students adieu and class ends 20 minutes early. Without a further word, Goukan opens a conceptual rift in understanding, and vanishs from Classroom 6-Y. The rift closes directly after.
The next class is Gym Class; which is outside today. The change rooms are across the hall and there is no hurry. There is still 20 minutes until the bell; and 3 Turns until Parmesan is conscious.
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Frogge / Asudem
With a stare from many, many eyes, Asudem successfully hypnotises Tony Tonkotsu. In an instant, the boy seems to look right through both of them, as if they're not there. As if they don't exit. Then, with a queer turn of the head, stares stupidly outside to the grassy field. Without further warning, Tonkotsu jumps out a window, with a wild flutter of his arms; falling 1 story and taking -5 Damage. Once on the ground, Tonkotsu awkwardly gets into a squatting position, crooks his arms to either side like little wings, and begins pecking at the ground.
+1 Plot Point to Frogge!
Delsin / Rosa
The objective of collecting lunch boxes is cut short when Rosa hears a small sob from the bathroom stall. It sounds familiar.
+1 Plot Point!
No point staying here. I want to try to carry Parm and lead the disoriented Baka to the next class.
Boxcars again. FML.
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Boxcars again. FML.
12
''Wow, that actually worked''
I pause for a second.
''Oh shit. Rosa, you saw nothing. I'm a totally normal school girl. I can't do hypnosis haha that was totally not me ya ok you saw nothing ok''
4 I guess?? don't know what I'd be rolling for but still
I pause for a second.
''Oh shit. Rosa, you saw nothing. I'm a totally normal school girl. I can't do hypnosis haha that was totally not me ya ok you saw nothing ok''
4 I guess?? don't know what I'd be rolling for but still
'Well that happened...who's that crying? I bet some freshie got bullied by Marth again. He's a dick.'
...Peer into the bathroom to see who's crying?
Roll?:
6
...Peer into the bathroom to see who's crying?
Roll?:
6
Pianotm / Marla
With an ill-maneuvered attempt, Marla manages to pull off Parmesan's shoe whilst attempting to drag her. The untimely inertia sends Marla faceplanting into Baka. Baka had just a moment ago woken from his stupor and suddenly there was an alien on him.
A familiar voice from across the room called, "Nande!" whilst laughing.
Baka meanwhile became beet-red, and flails in a panicked attempt to extract himself from the situation.
-2 Damage!
+1 Nose-Bleed Token!
2 Turns for Parmesan to recover!
Frogge / Asudem
In a swift recovery, Asudem fast-talks her way out of being discovered. It could also be that Rosa was elsewise preoccupied, too.
Delsin / Rosa
A peek under the stalls gives a sight of shoes Rosa saw Bianca Barracuda wearing. What would the snotty popular, rich kid have to be crying about? First-World Problems?
+1 Plot Point
With an ill-maneuvered attempt, Marla manages to pull off Parmesan's shoe whilst attempting to drag her. The untimely inertia sends Marla faceplanting into Baka. Baka had just a moment ago woken from his stupor and suddenly there was an alien on him.
A familiar voice from across the room called, "Nande!" whilst laughing.
Baka meanwhile became beet-red, and flails in a panicked attempt to extract himself from the situation.
-2 Damage!
+1 Nose-Bleed Token!
2 Turns for Parmesan to recover!
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Frogge / Asudem
In a swift recovery, Asudem fast-talks her way out of being discovered. It could also be that Rosa was elsewise preoccupied, too.
Delsin / Rosa
A peek under the stalls gives a sight of shoes Rosa saw Bianca Barracuda wearing. What would the snotty popular, rich kid have to be crying about? First-World Problems?
+1 Plot Point
Parmesan Barnes
I found myself in a wacky place where things are floating around. I see some sheep sitting around a table playing poker. My feet move on their own so I decide to join either way.
I found myself in a wacky place where things are floating around. I see some sheep sitting around a table playing poker. My feet move on their own so I decide to join either way.
''What's up, Rosa? Who's in there?''
I take a peek aswell.
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I take a peek aswell.
9
'Uh, someone need help in there? Did you slip and fall? There are tampons in the box!'
*peek inside to see if she comes out*
Rollsroyce?:
7
*peek inside to see if she comes out*
Rollsroyce?:
7
Pianotm / Marla
Unaware of the specifics to the physiology on this planet, Marla began to revive Parmesan. Her attempt was similar to how pizza chefs kneed dough prior to flipping it in the air. And, despite the ill-conceived logic, Parmesan blinked awake, ever so slowly. She woke like a princess, rosey-cheeked and embarrassed.
Baka was so engaged in watching this ...massage... that he was ready to faint by the end of it.
+1 Nose-Bleed Token to Parmesan and Marla! Oo-la-la!
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Frogge / Asudem
In a half-interested, Asudem peered over Rosa's shoulder and saw no instantly visible figures.
Delsin / Rosa
With much keener interest, Rosa waited long enough to see Bianca Barracuda emerge from the bathroom stall. She appeared to be wiping tears from her eyes while exiting, but soon took on a serious glare of defiance.
She marched to the door and, with eyes firmly closed in an angry expression, Bianca asked, "You? What good is your pity?"
Parmesan is awake, with full HP.
Unaware of the specifics to the physiology on this planet, Marla began to revive Parmesan. Her attempt was similar to how pizza chefs kneed dough prior to flipping it in the air. And, despite the ill-conceived logic, Parmesan blinked awake, ever so slowly. She woke like a princess, rosey-cheeked and embarrassed.
Baka was so engaged in watching this ...massage... that he was ready to faint by the end of it.
+1 Nose-Bleed Token to Parmesan and Marla! Oo-la-la!
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Frogge / Asudem
In a half-interested, Asudem peered over Rosa's shoulder and saw no instantly visible figures.
Delsin / Rosa
With much keener interest, Rosa waited long enough to see Bianca Barracuda emerge from the bathroom stall. She appeared to be wiping tears from her eyes while exiting, but soon took on a serious glare of defiance.
She marched to the door and, with eyes firmly closed in an angry expression, Bianca asked, "You? What good is your pity?"
Parmesan is awake, with full HP.
"Parmesan! Are you okay? You got hit by a book that people were throwing! The creep that caused it ended class 20 minutes early."
I rolled a 7, for what it's worth.
I rolled a 7, for what it's worth.
*Grabs Bianca by the shoulder*
'Nuh-uh, bitch! My pity was good enough for Roony after he broke his leg during football practice! My pity was good enough for the bus driver when she had a breakdown after dealing with punks. And my pity was good enough for your Daddy last night!!!'
Softly, 'Come on, whats wrong?'
Roll for Initiative???:
6
'Nuh-uh, bitch! My pity was good enough for Roony after he broke his leg during football practice! My pity was good enough for the bus driver when she had a breakdown after dealing with punks. And my pity was good enough for your Daddy last night!!!'
Softly, 'Come on, whats wrong?'
Roll for Initiative???:
6
I thought dudesoft forgot this existed but apparently I forgot this existed I'm sorry lmao
I slowly back away from Rosa, seemingly losing her mind.
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I slowly back away from Rosa, seemingly losing her mind.
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