The New Disciples is a (COMPLETED) six episode ironic comedy that goes where no show has dared to go before! Follow the Messiah and his new band of disciples in the year 2010 as they try to update Christian principles for a more modern, globalized world. Watch as they tackle new and old issues of human rights, manage affairs between heaven and earth, and thwart the antics of evil in this fun-loving series for the ages (not 'all' ages)! (Show's format is similar to Family Guy flashbacks, so you'll find out how things REALLY went down in bible times). We've intentionally left out the funny pics because we don't want to spoil any of the best parts.
Cast:
"Guy"- The Atheist. Refuses to follow Christianity, but helps out anyway to prevent global catastrophes from occurring.
"Dude"- The Racist. Wishes nothing more than to bang the Messiah's mommy, and to put an end to all religions other than his own.
"Man"- The Invisible Man. Became invisible by some freak accident, and now he has lady problems.
"FTard"- The Schizo. Spends most of his time inside a moveable crate, spouting theories about the FBI and aliens.
"Buddy"- The (allegedly) Gay one. Spends most of his time annoying his fellow disciples with his cutesy ideas and his overtly feminine voice. (Does not appear until episode 4).
"JC" - The Messiah himself! Often confused about what is ‘okay' to do in this day and age, and turns to his new disciples to help him reconstruct the rules of the Church.
Guest appearances from: God, Mary, Marian, Peter, Joseph, Mark, Pontius Pilate, Richard Simmons, Ann Coulter, Mohammad, Abe Lincoln, Arny Schw...?, the angel Gabriel, and plenty more!
Episode Synopses
1- The gang questions new regulatory guidelines for sex.
2- JC visits his ex-girlfriend, incidentally the spawn of Satan, Ann Coulter.
3- Dude tries to bang JC's mom.
4- JC hires a new disciple. Gang tries to get him to admit to homosexuality.
5- Morals are questioned once again, and mostly ignored.
6- JC gets a surprise.
Cast:
"Guy"- The Atheist. Refuses to follow Christianity, but helps out anyway to prevent global catastrophes from occurring.
"Dude"- The Racist. Wishes nothing more than to bang the Messiah's mommy, and to put an end to all religions other than his own.
"Man"- The Invisible Man. Became invisible by some freak accident, and now he has lady problems.
"FTard"- The Schizo. Spends most of his time inside a moveable crate, spouting theories about the FBI and aliens.
"Buddy"- The (allegedly) Gay one. Spends most of his time annoying his fellow disciples with his cutesy ideas and his overtly feminine voice. (Does not appear until episode 4).
"JC" - The Messiah himself! Often confused about what is ‘okay' to do in this day and age, and turns to his new disciples to help him reconstruct the rules of the Church.
Guest appearances from: God, Mary, Marian, Peter, Joseph, Mark, Pontius Pilate, Richard Simmons, Ann Coulter, Mohammad, Abe Lincoln, Arny Schw...?, the angel Gabriel, and plenty more!
Episode Synopses
1- The gang questions new regulatory guidelines for sex.
2- JC visits his ex-girlfriend, incidentally the spawn of Satan, Ann Coulter.
3- Dude tries to bang JC's mom.
4- JC hires a new disciple. Gang tries to get him to admit to homosexuality.
5- Morals are questioned once again, and mostly ignored.
6- JC gets a surprise.
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