ARK'S PROFILE

Ark
Wario's-a number one!
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Action 52 RMN - Real Men...
Sixteen games, Fourteen Creators, Twenty Four Hours Per Game, Zero Quality Control

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I'm extremely opened to dumb topics but this should be fucking dumped.

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All my hair is finally back.

What are you thinking about right now?

"Daddy, I had a bad dream."

You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness â€" it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.

Does anyone have hobbies these days?

I get drunk and beat Nessiah.

Edit: I also homebrew.

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Dead space 2, best. Horror. Game. Ever.

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author=Dudesoft
I think I'm going to projectile vomit.
Edit: I'm boozing in Vancouver.


Hey Dickbutt, thanks for letting me know you were in the area.

Since introductions are going.

Hello I am Ark, I've been around for a couple years now and don't post much, I am a drunk and I am not much for words. I love everyone here and I am an in closet gay. I've tempted both Uh and Tardis over to my house for 'beer' and am secretly in love with Craze I hope you can all accept me for what I am because pretty soon this topic will be gone. My interests include drinking and smoking cigarettes. I don't really play to many rpgmaker games anymore unless they are challenging and or are fun. The last real game I played was Visions and Voices which I broke during the beta phases by fighting the end boss twice and still surviving. (And a game made by Solitayre and Sivleria which is the best game I've 'tested by the way') Lately I've been replaying alot of Bioware games and playing games the the general public would not like, Slaughter house anyone. Also I spend alot of fucking time playing LBP2.

I am not talented in a musical or art sense. I am very apathetic. And I work at a brewery.

Half Life fan movie.

author=Nightblade
Yeah, it lost me when I fast forwarded to the cliché stupidly choreographed fight scene. These amateurs don't know what Half Life is about.


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Half Life fan movie.

I've been keeping tabs on this short movie after viewing the preview roughly a year ago. And it's finally come to completion I recommend everyone who is a half life fan and who isn't to watch this right now.

RMN LBP

my PSN is Terranigmas the only game I play on the PS3 is LBP2 add me.