BRENT'S PROFILE

author=Deacon Batista
ADULT CONTENT??? Why's that?

Although there are no pornography scenes of any kind in this game, there are tons of stuff that warrants the big 18+ rating symbol for this project. For starters, the main protagonist is a 45 year old -- already married with a young girl -- Prowler (and, yes, that’s his name) who would rather chase skirts of all different age groups and origins than save the world from financial peril. Also, most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth...

“The Prowler only uses one -- hand -- to do his job!!!”

Yeah...I really don't think it's appropriate for anybody else but adults to be playing this game.

Also, there is a scene where the main character torments the hell out of a Chinese man and calls him every other name under the sun before leaving him out to die in the woods; tells his boss to go suck his tubstick on many different occasions -- including most of his friends; and most of the music pretty much symbolizes James Brown's later works (also, one of the status conditions involves you getting "High" and "Drunk" to raise your statistics in battle). If that’s not “Adult,” I don’t know what is, bud.

Lol, you mean like nonsensical stuff like most NPC's say, right?

NPC: Der...this forest -- contains -- a forest! :D
ME: What...the...fuck???

*Shuts off game and gives it a 0.5 review *
*Max McGee corrects reviews*
*Overall score has increased to 3!*
*Maximum Popularity Points up by 1*

I remember you, bud! From...GW awhile back, right? You were always one of the good ones...

You'll always be called Gemini to me. Welcome back to the hell hole (which is 1000000000x better than it used to be, now). Can't wait to see this new game you might be making. Reviews are always nice too. ^^

The only way to cure this deadly disease is suicide...

Or, you could just switch to RPG Maker XP, VX, or VX Ace, and escalate the problem even more!

Welcome, bud. ^^

You're a good man, Max McGee. Take a bow. You have a fan, now. :D

author=DE
Dude, there's better things you can do with your hands than typing to show Max your appreciation!

Ew...