CORFAISUS'S PROFILE

It came to me in a dream in the bathroom: someone should make a Dragon Quest style RPG starring everyone's favorite Youtubers! That dream may become a reality... with your help!

So here we go...

What I've got:

Characters:



A list of possible characters that you can recruit to your starting party are as follows: Dodger, Egoraptor, Markiplier, Strippin, Jesse Cox, Pewdiepie, Danny Sexbang, JonTron, with many more to come should the idea come to fruition (and if we can get enough characterization to flesh out each character).

Stats:



HP will instead be referred to as "DailyViews". The more damage you take, the closer you come to being Unsubbed (this game's equivalent to the traditional Death status). MP is Energy which will be used for skills (Likely referred to as "Content"). Attack, Defense, Intellect and Agility will instead be *name pending for Attack*, Endurance, Humor and Activity. YoutubeSub is just the character's Level.

Why These Stat Names?:

• Endurance in the face of negative criticism (which is essentially what's going to be focing down your daily views (HP). The thicker your skin, the less you're affected by attacks.

• Humor aiding in the effectiveness of your Content (skills), which nets you the most benefit for the amount of Energy (MP) you put into creating it (Casting Cost).

• Activity being how often you get your turn, which is rather self-explanatory.

Abilities:



These will be based not only around the content these Youtubers put out, but also their mannerisms and what they're best known for. Dodger's current abilities are Coffeh Time which increases Activity and Cat Mom which is an AoE skill that send cats flying at all enemies.

Arin's current abilities (as displayed in the screenshot) are Toilet Humor, Not-So-Grump (Rank 1 of 3 Elemental Spell; the second and third being Grump and Best Grump respectively) and Animation, which would be a still image of a monster graphic sliding in from one side of the screen, jumping up and down on the enemy and then disappearing on the other side.

Setting:

The tried and true method of taking real-world people and thrusting them into a fantasy world would be them all receiving a "magic e-mail" that sucks them into the computer and spits them back out in said fantasy world.

Some NPCs (this world's "fanbase") will tell you important information on how to advance and such while most other less-helpful NPCs might just make cringe-worthy references depending on who's in the party. This is to reflect the real life occurrence of being stopped by a fan during a convention just for them to spout "Release the Bees!" (a Dodger reference) before walking away.

How you can help:

I'd love to be able to spread the word to various Youtubers, get their permission to be included in the game and their take on what they want their characters to be like and how they speak, but a more realistic goal is to find normal people like you to help add to a bank of references and mannerisms that can be used in this game. I'd prefer it if we made it as less facepalm-y as possible, so let's try to be clever with this.

Also, this would be thrown together a lot quicker if everyone who participated threw in a dungeon or a town and we smooshed the resulting content into a game (kind of like the Chain Game format only without each one building off the last).

All of the graphics displayed above are placeholders, of course.

What do you think?

Check it out, dudes. I just bought me RMXP for a whole $5. If there's anything that you've been waiting for on Steam under this category, now would be the time to grab it.

Welcome, potential associate. Let me start off by saying thank you for taking the time to view this document. It is because of people like you that the successful infrastructure of capitalism can thrive, offering jobs and steady incomes to families across the world.

The Product:

Feral Solidarity is a traditional RPG designed in the RPG Maker VX Ace program that allows the user to step into the lives of two paladins who have been turned into simple house pets by the experimentation of one known as the “wicked man”, and who have been cast out into the world to wallow in their pitiful forms. Survival is the name of the game as you go from one place to the next overcoming obstacles and gaining power-ups in the form of transformations that grant you various field abilities and base stat alterations.

On your quest you will find many who, like yourself, were once human but are now beasts of the field with whom you must form bonds of community with in order to thrive in a harsh, relentless world where even a morning’s meal is a matter of life and death.

Your goal is simply this: regain your humanity by any means necessary.

How You Can Help:

The foundation of this business relies solely on the committed advertising of the product, Feral Solidarity. Your place in this exchange is to create content (most preferably via Youtube) that will aid in making Feral Solidarity a household name.

Prerequisites:

• High-end recording software and hardware to properly capture the merits of the product.

• Convenient method of payment such as Paypal.

Payment Rate:

Each associate (up to three at a time) will earn 20% ($1) per sale for the length of their employment. Payment will be distributed at the end of the month. Past and present documentation displaying the monthly sales and profits will be made available during each payment session. Employment can only be compromised upon the acquisition of a new associate after the three available spots are filled.

Future Business Opportunities:

As an indie game developer, it is in my best interest to continue honing my craft and releasing solid products for the populace. That being said, the next business venture (Tales from Zilmurik) is already underway, with completion scheduled for 2016. Once released, a secondary business opportunity following this model will be made available should you wish to support it.

Important Links:

Feral Solidarity: http://rpgmaker.net/games/6880/

Market Page: http://corfaisus.itch.io/feral-solidarity

Download Link: Accessible Once Employed

Tales from Zilmurik: http://rpgmaker.net/games/5839/

Thank you for taking the time to pursue this business proposition. I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

2015 is shaping up to be another year of celebrity deaths, but this one was taken long before his time. He was only 36. He had character and humor and brought smiles and laughs to millions, and he will be missed.

In all my years with RPG Maker, I've never had this problem. Hell, in all my years of farting around on a computer, I've never had this problem with any applications of any kind. Why now?

This isn't your average fare application crash, no, this is a straight up "I'm going to bed, nighty night" computer failure. The damn thing shuts itself off while I'm gaming. I tried playing in windowed mode to see if that'd help, but nope. Now this has me worried that it'll be gunning for RM2k3 next, being the one I still use and intend to use for as long as development on Tales from Zilmurik should take and for as long as I want to go back and play it without having to worry about compatibility problems. I count myself fortunate that I was able to squeeze Mystic Dawn out before this whole shebang.

"But Corfaisus, why not just use RMVX Ace?" No! Fuck that noise! Even if I had all the resources to do so, fuck no. Fiddling around with Ace is like rolling a handful of thumbtacks: blood, sweat and tears with nothing to show for it (I'm surprised that - even with all the sacrifices I made - I was even able to get this done).

~ Ah yeah, baby, gimme summa dat!

Who the hell uses layers anyway, right, Enterbrain? Peeps in 95 got along well without them. Midis? Oggs are the way of the future, dude.

EDIT: Do you think McAfee might be the problem? I hate the fucking thing because it slows down my computer substantially and I'm starting to wonder if it recently got an update that just hates the old RPG Makers. Maybe? I dunno. Even Ad-Aware popped up with false positives with the RPG_RT.exe files of Rm2k3 games that I'd download. Maybe that's it? I'd really like to think so.