DUDESOFT'S PROFILE

halibabica / Rashers
With earnest curiosity, Rashers discovers that music is coming from the painting! As well as a great deal of clatter. Like metal banging into metal.
Rashers peels away from the (apparently) acrylic painting. The side of his face now covered in a portion of Moodonna's face.
With careful examination, Rashers discovers hinges on one side of the painting. This is a clearly a hidden passageway!

Hexatona / Milo
Milo attempts to climb and falls backward onto the floor. This is attempted several unsuccessful times. Carefully searching the table for hand-holds, Milo gives it one last attempt. With a mighty clamoring effort, Milo makes it 3/4ths the way up before pinwheeling against gravity and landing on his head.
CONK!
-5 Damage! Milo has FALLEN DOWN.
(this will not count towards the game score)
Hexatona will wake up in 3 Turns.

Shinan / Wilton
The bashful robot swings Wilton through several fast moves. Whipping his body around like an accordion.
The robot answers, "Hubba... Hubba... You... Have... Smooth... Moves..."
The music changes to a fresh tune, and the Dancing Robot lets Wilton go. Spinning him in place like a top.
"Thanks... For... The... Dance... Hot... Stuff..." the Robot says, before rolling back into the door in the wall.
After numerous spins, Wilton slows down incredibly, only to pant heavily while stars spin around his head. As he stands there, wobbling in place, a record nails him in the back of the head!
SOCK!!!
-7 Damage!
Wilton has Fallen Down!
(this will not count towards your game score)
Shinan will be unconscious for 3 Turns!

Hahn McAvian
Is awoken by a radio commercial break, advertising new shoes. They got some real kick!
Blinking blearily, Hahn peers towards the house and sees the front door open. Disco music pours into his ears, and the guard soon figures out that something is wrong.
Hahn McAvian advances slowly towards the house. He is really tired and will take 4 Turns to reach the house.

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halibabica / Rashers
Rashers, feeling giddy with curiosity hops onto the elevator platform and taps the big red button.
For a second, nothing happens. Just a short whirring sound.
Then...
SPROING!!!!
Rashers is catapulted through a hole in the ceiling that wasn't there before and lands in the second floor.
Rashers finds himself in a room the same size and dimensions of the vestibule.
These are the options:
The North has a window looking out to the security booth. (Rashers can see that Hahn McAvian hasn't budged.)
The East has a door that is closed.
The South has a portrait of Moodonna Funbags that fills a large space on the wall. (The rich daughter of the cow who made this house possible.)
The West has another door that is closed.
+1 Plot Point, for discovering the upstairs Elevator Room!

Hexatona / Milo
The mouse finds himself pressed against a large roll-up doorway, that he manages to burst through. However, he does so with such grace that a large bump appears on his head, and he takes -2 points of damage.
Milo enters into the Kitchen.
Directly before his eyes is a table too tall to see on top of. However, a strong aroma of turkey is wafting from it. Beside him, on the left, towers the glistening refrigerator.
There are also numerous doors to use...
To the North, the small mouse-shaped hole leads through a large metal roll-up door.
To the North-East, there is an open doorway.
To the East, there is a closed door.
To the South, there is a closed door with a window and a cat-door built in.
To the West, there is a closed door.
To the North-West, there is another open door leading into some kind of beautifully carpeted room with Ming vases in.

The kitchen table is on the West side of the room.
The refrigerator is on the wall to the east of the door Milo came through.
And on the east side of the South-most doorway is a counter, sink, and drawers.

Shinan / Wilton
As soon as the Ming Vase hits the floor, it shatters into a bunch of pieces. Before Wilton can move, an alarm goes off.
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Then, a Cleaning Robot zooms past Wilton, knocking him into the room.
-2 Damage
Wilton the Wolf has entered the Music Room. This activates the machine in the center of the room. A disco ball lowers from the ceiling and starts to spin. The lights dim, and the machine in the center of the room springs to life.
Spinning lights dance off the disco ball. Jets of water bubble through a series of glass tubes. Music begins to play.
THIS MUSIC
The music cuts the Whooping alarm short.
But for some reason, the record machine begins to malfunction! It begins spitting records around the room.
Anyone in the Music Room now must make additional 2d6 rolls to Dodge the records!
Wilton, still curious begins pushing buttons on the machine. One is a big red button. It is pressed.
As the music plays, a Dancing Robot zooms into room and swoops Wilton into her arms.
Wilton and the Dancing Robot are now DANCING.

Wilton will need to succeed an additional Dodge roll, or be stuck dancing for 1 Turn! (If you succeed your Dodge roll, you can continue and do other things next Turn.)
+1 Plot Point for finding the Music Room!

Hahn McAvian
Sleeping soundly, the security guard stirs at the sound of the Whooping alarm. However, the alarm ends so abruptly that he falls back to sleep.

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halibabica / Rashers
Indeed, one of the keys on the ring does open the front door. Rashers even finds the right key on the first attempt! Ah. Triumph. The lock opens with such a click that feels like the first time it had ever been used. Rashers seems to be the first critter to set foot in the new house. And those other two idiots are nowhere to be seen. Probably turned tail at the fence.
+1 Plot Point for discovering the vestibule.
The Vestibule is luxuriously painted in eggshell white. The room is a thin rectangular shape. In all four corners, there are small platforms with Ming vases. In the center of the room, there is a circular elevator platform. The platform has a red button embedded into the floor, for ease of use.
Rashers is facing South.
To the North, is the exit.
To the East, is a doorway leading into what looks to be a sitting room.
To the South, is a wall with a majestic painting of local bazillionaire, Moolfred Funbags.
To the West, is a doorway leading into another room with some comfy armchairs in the corners and a strange apparatus in the middle.

Hexatona / Milo
Milo spends the turn massaging his injury and reminiscing. His dreamy demeanor and passive posture have rendered him semi-invisible amidst the sea of robots.

Shinan / Wilton
Where the gunshot came from, remains a mystery to Wilton. The whirring robots conceal Milo entirely. No hint or evidence clues the Wolf as to where it came from. Possibly one of the darn robots?
So, turning on his heel, Wilton the Wolf pokes his head into the next room over. It's a pretty interesting room. There's a comfy-looking chair in the north two corners. In the south-west corner is a real lavish lazy chair. There are a total of six Ming vases in this room. They seem strewn about the corners and odd places. Some kind of misled attempt at making the place seem fancy.
One Ming vase is directly in front of Wilton.
Most importantly; in the middle of the room is a strange-looking machine. A tall cylindrical machine of chrome. Dazzling lights sit in dormant positions. Tubes of bubbling water churn gently. There appears to be a record player on the south-facing side of the machine.

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Shinan / Wilton
With a boot in hand, Wilton gives the door a swift and powerful kick. Light floods the little room. Suddenly it is evident that robots are FILLING the room. No wonder it was so hard to cross! They all appear to be structured vaguely the same. Core bodies atop a single wheeled leg. A variety of arms built to hold a variety of items sprout from the sides of the bodies.

Hexatona / Milo
Milo, being the clever little mouse that he is, begins setting a trap of oil. However, the sudden light blinds Milo for a second. He accidentally squirts oil on some nearby robots, causing one of them to run over Milo with a wheeled leg!
-3 Damage!

halibabica / Rashers
With a nearly squandered perfect roll, Rashers discovers a host of items on the sleepy guard's person!
+Taser (1d6+2 Damage)
+Ring of Keys
+Sleeping Mask
+Sleeping Cap
+Ear Plugs
+Cracker Snack
+Pillow of Feathers
+Sleeping Pills
+Alarm Clock
+Chamomile Tea
What a steal!

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I feel contented to say, that Toon is about having fun more than anything else. Dying, losing, making others lose, it's all about the gags. You guys are doing great! Never forget you're the RMN equivalent of Looney Tunes.

Also, I'm going to include a link to the Adventure Start in my posts. That way you can easily check your stats, inventory and all that good stuff.

Having Aerith until the end of the game: Instant Easy-Mode. Talk about pay to win. Puh.

My favourite conspiracy is the Squall is Dead one, as well.
Another one that has a lot of traction but Square-Enix officially squashed (like dummies): Rinoa is Ultimecia.
Ultimecia's GF is Griever. The ring that has so much importance to Squall.
ultimecia is from the far future, where presumably her witch's long lifespan outlives Squall. Who either becomes her GF, or dies? I forget the details. Basically, Rinoa is grief-stricken by the loss of Squall and wants to end it all. Gives Ultimecia SOME semblance of a motivation. Her character basically sucks ass and comes out of left field otherwise. It should be the official story, imo.
Though, Squall is Dead is really just so good. I wish it was real. Square-Enix doesn't have the balls. FFX kinda did it, but it was a timid approach comparatively. Especially with the FFX-2 recon.