JERICHO'S PROFILE

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I read this and I was like "where is the link to this website??" and then I came to realize he meant RMN.

Actually I am a "she" but that's ok. ; ) I don't know why, but online, I am commonly mistaken for a "he". o.O Perhaps it's my writing style? Not sure. =P

But anyways, these are exactly the kind of comments that make me laugh! Thank you. <3

wow. learn about the freaking patriarchy you dumb broad!!

i try to be nice but sometimes i am not nice because my fiancée died in a car crash and now i live in complete terror with the knowledge that the reaper's shade is waiting to spirit me off to a neverending blackness that will not hold her or me

cats are allowed to drink. this does not lead to them dying or anything AS LONG AS you have the keys to the roomba
trip report!!!
I started drinking when I was around 19 and really liked it because I had pretty bad social anxiety which alcohol basically cured me of permanently. thank you alcohol..thank you....
i used to smoke weed but don't really anymore. not that i'm adverse to it but it just doesn't come up anymore I guess. salvia was pretty cool though~~~ aliens

Hey Mittens, I got you a bag of Purina Brand Cat Food for Cats!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEHRRRRRR


hi. it's me. jericho aka jerrycat. a lot of you may be wondering "Why is this thread here and why was it made." well the answer to those two questions are simple. cold fusion. hahaha. now that i've broken the ice...let's delve right into the topic at hand, shall we?.... cat food. it affects every corner of our lives....groceries, bad cat bowel movements, dander, wallpaper...all the problems of the rainbow come back to cat food. i can only hope this guide will help you to choose a food that's right for YOUR cat

INGREDIENTS TO AVOID

dog food- dog food is not for cats

corn-corn is for chickens and not for cats. cats cannot digest corn. did you know that the cat in that animated om nom nom gif with the cob of corn died? well he did. he's dead now. because the lolcat website made him eat corn.

wheat, wheat gluten, peanut hulls, mill run, velveeta cheese-these are all really bad for a funcattime.

INGREDIENTS TO SEEK OUT AND ACTIVELY SHOVE IN CATMOUTH

fruits and vegetables-hey, this is a food group okay. cats love tiny little fruits like blueberries. BUT NEVER FEED A CAT PINEAPPLE*

LASAGNA-oh heeey!! didn't see you there lol!. just chillin out with my main man garfield...kind of da fat cats...it's all good *sips a drink*

OATMEAL-bet you weren't expecting to see this one! oatmeal is very digestible and good for tummyache. feed a cat some oatmeal, flip him over...bellyrub 2011 is underway....


CAT FOOD REVIEWS

Solid Gold- not very good for your cat to be honest, but what an investment!!!

Evanger's- the evanger's i've seen is literally a whole mackerel cooked in gravy. for a cat. holy cripe

Diamond Naturals- : About three weeks ago I participated in an online cat food tasting hosted by Cat Foods of Chile. They sent us eight bags to sample during while giving us access to the representatives from each mill via webcams and a live chat forum.

My wife and I sampled all of the bags, and while there certainly wasn't a single one we didn't enjoy, Diamond Naturals t was far and away our favorite. A lot of pepper on the nose, and by pepper I mean green pepper, where different, but enjoyable, and went well with the leather and rounded tannins on the palate, especially as the cat food had the time to go stale and then your cat doesn't want it anymore because for some reasons cats hate old food.

While we didn't really pair it with anything beyond something to much on (water and old socks), the thought of pairing this with a remote controlled mouse or a tiny backpack filled with catnip is enticing enough to make me want to try my hand at making it.

I would highly recommend the Diamond Naturals, especially at this price point. It's a great cat food with a great nose and lots of great flavors.

blue buffalo available at your local petsmart. the almost-high-quality cat food for the middle class customer. enjoy working a 9-5 for the rest of your dull life hahhahahah

purina one this is basically like mcdonalds and literally gave my cat diabetes. my cat is now dead

fancy feast

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please discuss and contribute *nods sagely*