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Who's banging who?
I definitely believe cloud banged tifa and Cecil Rosa...squall for sure Ronoa(relying on a shit memory for her name)
I even think Link may have given Zelda the Master sword....but Mario.... though I know princess toadstool gave him a bigman, I just see it as him saving her for nothing
I even think Link may have given Zelda the Master sword....but Mario.... though I know princess toadstool gave him a bigman, I just see it as him saving her for nothing
Who's banging who?
I grew up on Super Mario, Zelda, Secret of Mana, final fantasy 7 and 8....
For the record I don't think princess toadstool took Mario's plunger...I think that's part of his allure to save her...I think he never got any but was driven by the hope of even a kiss...she didn't love him.
But who in those old games were getting laid?
For the record I don't think princess toadstool took Mario's plunger...I think that's part of his allure to save her...I think he never got any but was driven by the hope of even a kiss...she didn't love him.
But who in those old games were getting laid?
Rainbow city
Dark City
Tons of steel touched faces as the two stood face to face outside their Chevrolet's while the valley of the gun rose its sand between their faces. "On a scale of 1 to 10 what'd you rate Kim", Luther said.
Luther swallowed a hard reality as he asked this. Mr Steinberg really cared for a student named "Herbert" but pronounced his name incorrectly. He'd say, "have you seen Hubutt. Hubutt's getting thick. If you see Hubutt grab Hubutt for me!"
The case went federal when a student grabbed her butt and said Steinberg told him to. Steinberg got the penis guillotine on public TV as President Chelsy Clinton smiled....
"If they heard us talking like this they'd give us the the Mr Steinberg treatment," Miklo said, swallowing the desert's rapture.
Luther swallowed a hard reality as he asked this. Mr Steinberg really cared for a student named "Herbert" but pronounced his name incorrectly. He'd say, "have you seen Hubutt. Hubutt's getting thick. If you see Hubutt grab Hubutt for me!"
The case went federal when a student grabbed her butt and said Steinberg told him to. Steinberg got the penis guillotine on public TV as President Chelsy Clinton smiled....
"If they heard us talking like this they'd give us the the Mr Steinberg treatment," Miklo said, swallowing the desert's rapture.
Dark City
He presses the gas, looking at the face of the helmet to his left in his lane on highway 66. Every car and bike has nothing but headlights to guide them. He's a bike. He's never seen the sun. Light is a bulb emitting a path. That's light.
He takes a left off highway 66 onto whore street. He brakes. Then, stepping his left leg over the pad, his feet touch the hard pavement. There's a black chick. He grabs her ass. "I'm president Sea. He says. Let's have fun."
"President? Ha! You grab my ass and call yo self dat? What da hell wrong with you. You fucked dis place up! Grab my ass and tell me dat? We grown ass people and look at you in those jeans! Make some damn sun shine like our fathers talked about then come back. Grabbing my ass and calling you self dat! My cousin gonna kick yo ass!"
He takes a left off highway 66 onto whore street. He brakes. Then, stepping his left leg over the pad, his feet touch the hard pavement. There's a black chick. He grabs her ass. "I'm president Sea. He says. Let's have fun."
"President? Ha! You grab my ass and call yo self dat? What da hell wrong with you. You fucked dis place up! Grab my ass and tell me dat? We grown ass people and look at you in those jeans! Make some damn sun shine like our fathers talked about then come back. Grabbing my ass and calling you self dat! My cousin gonna kick yo ass!"
Toxic Remedy
Toxic Remedy
I'll be honest....I'm dissapointed in the lack of feedback and help one gets from this site. .I like to write and create...I've been in forums where one gets enough feedback to improve. Here one gets 1 review in a year...My game is a mixture of comedy, psychology, and a lot of character development..the only review I get in a yr is someone who thinks it has to be one of those 3 and who doesn't understand the complexity of what I'm trying
Now, that's ok, but I don't understand why the site is set up so that when one does the hard work it takes to make a demo, it's difficult to get reviews...make it where each game is easier to feedback and to get feedback!
Now, that's ok, but I don't understand why the site is set up so that when one does the hard work it takes to make a demo, it's difficult to get reviews...make it where each game is easier to feedback and to get feedback!
Benjamin Button meets WrestleMania
Its ugly realities I like to write about; not fairy tales.....feel free to reply or write one of your own!